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🕑 Added 2023-01-30 16:11:53 +0000 UTCBig Red Pig making herself useful and protecting her wives from their fears. Not sure what Kittiwake and Valerie are afraid of at the moment. Maybe someone harassed them. Maybe they just watched a spooky movie. Whatever the case, Red and her muscles and her acid wash jean shorts will keep them safe.
When We Fly (c)Kae
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Must Love Frogs
And Red sure as hell isn't going to get them more.
Badguy101
They're out of donuts. :(
Must Love Frogs
Maybe Olivia's in there making bread!
Jose Rosa
Zombie apocalypse? Alien invasion? Swarm of Thin Mint wielding Girl Scouts??? No... The Witnesses are knocking!
Must Love Frogs
NOT ON RED'S GOD DAMN WATCH
Nutjob
They went to the fancy new restaurant in town but they were already out of the handmade ravioli, they had to take the tortellini in rosé instead
Must Love Frogs
Now say it with a Scottish accent!
RaptorC
"You wanna get to them, you gotta through me first. You better put me down in the first hit a pray I don't get back up because if I do the coroner will be mopping you up with a sponge"
Must Love Frogs
She will dismember a fool's body and feed them to the pigs! Which is her!
Jonathan
red will KILL all those who threaten Kittiwake and Val.