Tangled Up In Newts
🕑 Added 2022-12-19 17:14:48 +0000 UTCOlivia's greatest foil is her seemingly endless juxtaposed tendency to be thoroughly annoyed and horny as hell. Yunan's greatest foil is Olivia's corset.
Christmas is literally crawling up my chimney and here I am doing silly newt sex gags. You have eggnog with booze in it. I have this.
PS: I feel like Claws McGee here used to do a lot more bodice ripping, but the honeymoon is over, and fine Newtopian silk lingerie doesn't pay for itself.
Comments
Markus Frisén
"Favourite position in bed?" "Recovery position...I swear, is this a method of contraception? Why not just dress up in armour from the beginning?" "You're hot when your frustrated..." "What have I told you about orgasm denial?"
Must Love Frogs
Only one way to find out: Olivia's Secret Runway! I don't make the rules.
Nutjob
Does it meet her approval, though?
Must Love Frogs
Like Yunan, I had to look that up.
Must Love Frogs
"Well to quote you verbatim you said 'HAAAH HARDER!!'"
Nutjob
Olivia, sweetie, have you considered an underbust with a balconette? All the fun without needing to untie anything.
Jonathan
"That it gets you REALLY turned on and so long as I don't cut through anything it's sexy-fun times!" "... Oh, right. Teeth it is, then!"
Must Love Frogs
"Screw it, I'm using my teeth." "What have I said about that??"
Must Love Frogs
"We have flying castles but we don't have corsets with zippers??"
Jonathan
Can't comment, laughing too hard... :D Well, maybe one. Yunan. "Oh, for a pair of pliers to pull these damned strings out!"
RaptorC
When the forplay is trying to take off those damn corsets They need a better design I know a poodle