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Tales From Retail
🕑 Added 2022-07-18 20:02:41 +0000 UTCIf you work in retail, I'm assuming you've had the experience of parents figuring you're a free babysitter. Liz has had many instances of parents abandoning their children where you're not allowed to leave them, and then getting upset when security is called on the unaccompanied minors. Which is bizarre, considering how absolutely deadset parents are on protecting the children from anything outside their influence these days.
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GreyPon3
"...sold for medical experimentation."
RaptorC
Translation: "I do t want my child to experience the same type of education I had because some morons on the internet said it would do this, now get lost kid your bothering me"
RaptorC
I saw a place with that exact sign
Badguy101
At least the kid is adorable.
Jonathan
Oh, yeah. Parents will let their little gremlins run around where I work. One of the MANY reasons I work overnight nowadays.
Jose Rosa
I can't decide which "Unattended children will be..." sign to use first. Either "sold to the highest bidder" or "given espresso and a free /kitten/."
Tineid
Is there a way to teach kids about colonialism whenever their parents abandon them? I think the major hurdle is distracting them from their phone. Also getting fired probably.
Must Love Frogs
The system works!
Nutjob
And by the time he comes back somehow the kid is regional manager
