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🕑 Added 2022-06-07 19:06:11 +0000 UTCThat's much better. Less arguing, you Throuple, and more of this sort of thing! Show dear Valerie how special she is!
You can tell that this pic is at least partial fantasy because I don't care how healthy and buff you are, no 40-something can spend any length of time putting their weight on their knees without collapsing in total agony. Try it someday!
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Markus Frisén
....I have myself to blame for that one...
Nutjob
I mean it DOES look like that's their general plan
Must Love Frogs
WE'RE GONNA BE RICH JON
Jonathan
Stockings with knee pads built in. We'd make a fortune!
Markus Frisén
Or as one of my friends put it: "I don't care that the kitchen table is 'wild' or 'hot'. Give me a bed. I'm 32."
Nutjob
"Miss Itzel what is this 'Safe Sex' thing the grownups are fighting about us knowing about" "At my age, 'Safe Sex' means 'Don't break yourself', kids."
Must Love Frogs
Safe sex realness. Get into it.
Nutjob
A suggestion for Kink Wear For The Mature: Make Knee Pads And Elbow Pads The New Sexy
Markus Frisén
*sigh* ...yeah, you’re right... fuck this weak flesh.
Must Love Frogs
You've got a better chance with a mattress, but you're still on borrowed time
Markus Frisén
Maybe not on a floor, but that’s a bed, right? Looks soft. I think I'd last at least 20 minutes.
