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🕑 Added 2022-09-09 15:40:14 +0000 UTCSorry for the long absence, I return with a number of memes (mostly translated from Chinese) that my roommate provided the ideas for, and will have some extra scenes up in the next few days.
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OG Wenyuan: I'm not stupid and I'm not a bad person. I just made a mistake that all men make*.
OG Wenyuan: I died.
*我不笨不坏，我只是犯了所有男人都犯的错/This line, especially "mistake that all men make" is commonly used in Chinese to refer to cheating/having an affair.
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If Qu Boyong was the main character:
Qu Boyong: Huh, the Zhao heir isn't so bad after all.
Qu Boyong five minutes later: Why do I hear boss music?
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Kayla watching the Grand Duke's power crumble: Wow, that's so sad. Hu Qing, play the suona*.
*Suona: An instrument typically used at weddings or funerals, usually more associated with funerals.
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Hu Qing: I need to kill this piece of shit right now. Boss, step back 41 feet, I'm about to draw my 40-foot sword*.
*40 foot sword is a Chinese meme based on a news article that accidentally wrote a 40 cm knife as 40 m, and people quickly began photoshopping knives to be ridiculously long in response.
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Qu Boyong: Fuck your whole family!
Kayla: ????? We're related?!
*Both of them are the Emperor's nephews.
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If Xianchun turned into an Overbearing Handsome CEO: Hmph, woman, you've successfully attracted my attention.*
Yu Bianfu: ????? Are you alright? Have you taken your medicine today**?
*哼，女人，你成功的引起了我的注意/A line commonly used by overbearing "alpha male" characters in Chinese dramas, who are now ruthlessly made fun of by internet users.
**你今天没吃药吗？/Used to imply that you're acting crazy or that there's something wrong with your head.
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Grand Duke: You unfilial brat, you will regret this!
Kayla: Ok boomer.
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Kayla: Chujiao, would you like to get married?
Chujiao: 🥰😍Yes😘💖💖💖 Omg the young lord proposed!
Kayla: Great, I'll find you a good husband.
Chujiao: ?????!!!
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Kayla: I'm not like other girls.
Kayla: I'm technically a guy.
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That's all for now, let me know if you guys are interested in more Chinese memes, my roommate has been blowing up my Wechat with those.
