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The early version of the Sonic Winds script
🕑 Added 2024-02-16 04:27:49 +0000 UTCRookie wakes up in bed, he gets up gets dressed and goes down stairs to find Sonic eating breakfast.
Sonic: Hey, you ready for the camping trip.
Rookie: Oh yeah, I’ll be ready after some breakfast.
Sonic: of course. Can’t hike on an empty stomach.
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As the two friends hike to the campsite. Sonic’s stomach starts acting up. He discreetly lets out a few short farts in the hopes that they’ll go unnoticed.
Rookie sniffs the air and thinks to himself
Rookie: What’s that smell
Sonic: Hey keep up slow poke.
Rookie: Oh, yeah sorry. I’m right behind you.
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Sonic: so, you remember to bring your tent.
Rookie: I thought we were sharing.
Sonic: oh, well we’ll worry about that after lunch
The two proceed to have lunch, as they’re eating Rookie hears a sound come from Sonic’s direction. He looks over to find Sonic admiring the scenery.
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Later in the night. Rookie was laying on the ground next to Sonic when he heard a rumbling. He looks over at Sonic who is squirming. Suddenly, Sonic let out a massive fart in his sleep. A few farts later Rookie hears another stomach growl. Sonic woke up and let out a wet fart.
Sonic: Heh, sorry about that.
Sonic’s stomach growls again as another fart slips out. Sonic stands up and runs outside. Rookie can hear Sonic from inside the tent and it doesn’t sound pretty. Sonic returns to the tent.
Sonic: It might be best if I sleep out hear tonight.
Rookie: What, no don’t worry about it.
Sonic: Well, if you say so.
Sonic went back to sleep. Rookie looks back over at Sonic as he lets out another fart.
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Sonic and Rookie walk back home.
Sonic: hey Sorry again about last night.
Rookie: no problem dude. Shit happens, sometimes literally.
The two are interrupted suddenly.
Tails: Hey, Sonic
Sonic and Rookie both look up to see Tails.
Sonic: Hey Tails, what’s going on.
Tails: I was at the house and figured I wait for you. Nice to see you again Rookie.
Rookie: Likewise.
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Sonic: Well, I’m gonna go shower. You two have fun.
Sonic head inside the house. Rookie look over at Tails who has started working on the Tornado.
Tails: Hay, I could use some help if you don’t mind.
Rookie: Sure, no problem.
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Tails: Alright, just hold the ladder steady. I just need to adjust a few more things.
Rookie: Alright.
Tails continues to work when suddenly.
*farts*
Tails: Whoops, sorry. I had a big breakfast.
Rookie: It’s alrigh...
*farts*
Tails: Sorry.
Rookie: *cough* it’s fine.
Tails’ stomach growls.
Tails: (maybe if I make it silent he won’t notice)
*silent fart*
Rookie: *coughing*
Tails: (oh, maybe not)
Tails continues to work as his stomach continues to grumble.
Tails: come on, just a little more.
Suddenly, the machine sparks, startling Tails and causing him to fall back onto Rookie’s face with a thump but, more importantly, with a fart.
Tails: I’m so sorry.
Tails says as he gets up.
Tails: Um, I...
Tails run/flys off.
Rookie: Tails wait.
Rookie runs after Tails when all of a sudden he hears Sonic scream and goes to see what’s up.
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Rookie: Sonic, what’s wrong.
Sonic: Look outside.
Sonic gestures to the window/door.
Rookie goes to the window/door and looks out to see Amy. Rookie looks back at Sonic.
Sonic: Do something!
Rookie: Hey.
Amy: Oh, hey there Rookie, is Sonic home.
Rookie looks over to Sonic who shakes his head.
Rookie: Uh, no. I haven’t seen him.
Amy gets a sad look on her face.
Rookie: Um, I could help you look for him though.
Amy perks up and grabs Rookie by the wrist.
Amy: Great, let’s get going.
Amy drags Rookie away at a surprising fast speed.
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After awhile of searching, the two of them end up in the city.
Amy: Sonic! Sonic!
Amy: Hmm, I wonder where he could be.
Suddenly Amy stops as her stomach growls.
Rookie: You alright?
Amy: Yeah, just hungry. I was going to see if Sonic wanted to grab lunch. I don’t suppose your interested.
Rookie: Sure, why not.
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Amy and Rookie are at a restaurant. When the food comes, Amy waist no time in going to work eating.
Amy: Oh, sorry. I’m just so used to how fast Sonic finish his food.
Amy lets out a huge burp.
Amy: Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry.
Rookie: Don’t worry it’s...
Amy lets out a short fart.
Amy: Oh, that is so gross. I’m sorry.
Rookie: It’s fine, really.
Amy: Are you sure?
Rookie: Yes.
Amy: Well...
Amy’s stomach growls as she winces letting out a long fart.
Rookie: *cough*
Amy: Are you alright.
Rookie: Yeah, I’m fine. Why don’t we get back to looking for Sonic.
Amy: Alright, I’m gonna go to the bathroom first though.
Amy leaves to go to the bathroom leaving Rookie alone to discreetly inhale her lingering gas.
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Meanwhile with Sonic
Sonic was watching tv or playing video games when the camera pans out to show Shadow behind him.
Shadow: Hey there faker.
Sonic: Oh, hey Shadow, long time no see.
Shadow: Enough talk, I’ve come to prove once and for all which of us is the ultimate.
Sonic: Alright, what did you have in mind.
Shadow smirks at Sonic before putting his leg up on the couch and farting at Sonic.
Sonic: Not bad Shadow, but get a load of this.
Sonic and Shadow go back and forth with each other for a while before Tails walks in.
Tails: Could you two please stop stinking up the whole house.
Shadow: Your one to talk fox.
Tails: *nervous giggle*
Sonic: Tails is right shadow. How about we take this outside.
Shadow: Very well.
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Back with Rookie and Amy
Rookie: So, where to next?
Amy: Well, we haven’t checked Stardust Speedway yet.
Rookie: Alright, let’s get going.
Cream: Amy!
Amy: Huh. Oh, hey Cream, what’s up.
Cream: My mom is out and she asked me to find you so I wouldn’t be by myself.
Amy: Oh, well... Hey Rookie, do you think you could handle watching Cream for awhile.
Rookie: Uh, sure. I could probably handle that.
Amy: Okay, you two have fun.
Amy leaves. Rookie and Cream walk off to Cream’s house.
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At Cream’s house.
Cream: So, you were helping Amy look for Sonic?
Rookie: Well, sort of.
Cream: That’s nice of you.
Rookie: Not really. I’ve actually been leading her away from him.
Cream: Oh, why don’t you tell her?
Rookie: I don’t want her to be mad.
Cream: Well, if you don’t tell her, she’ll find out eventually. It’s better to tell her now then later.
Rookie: You’re right. Next time I see her I’ll... Do you smell that?
Cream: Sorry. My lunch isn’t sitting well.
Cream lifts her leg and rips a squeaky fart.
Cream: I was letting out silent ones during our talk.
Cream squints and lets out a bubbly one.
Cream: Phew, we should probably go outside before I stink this whole house up.
Rookie: No argument hear.
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Cream play with her Chao Cheese. She lets out a squeaky fart and Cheese lets out a short fart of his own.
Rookie: I think I’m starting to get used to this.
Vector: Think again.
Rookie turns around to see Vector right before getting knocked out. Vector slings Rookie over his shoulder before letting out a beefy fart.
Cream turns around and notices Rookie is gone. She walks over and sniffs the air.
Cream: Vector.
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Meanwhile with Sonic
Shadow: Alright, let’s finish this.
Sonic: You’re on faker.
Knuckles: Not so fast.
Sonic: Oh, hey Knuckles. What’s going on.
Knuckles: I’ll tell you what’s going on. You two thought you could have a competition without me.
Sonic: Well, why didn’t you say so. How about it shadow?
Shadow: I’ll take you both on.
Shadow rips ass.
Knuckles: You call that a fart, check this out.
Knuckles rips ass.
Sonic: Nice one Knuckles.
Sonic farts.
Shadow: You two disappoint me.
Shadow farts
Knuckles farts
Sonic farts
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Sonic: Alright check this out
Sonic farts
Cream: Mr. Sonic... Um, what are you doing?
Shadow: We’re having a contest to see who is the ultimate.
Sonic: Yeah, you want to join.
Cream: Maybe later, right now I need your help.
Knuckles: What’s up Cream?
Cream: I think Vector abducted Rookie.
Sonic: What!
Knuckles: What!
Sonic: Alright, Shadow let’s... huh.
Knuckles: Looks like it’s just you and me Sonic.
Sonic: Alright, let’s go get Tails and get a move on.
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Rookie wakes up is a strange place.
Rookie: Where am I?
Vector: We’ll be asking the questions hear. Now tell us what you want with Cream.
Rookie: What are you talking about?
Vector: Playing dumb are we. Looks like someone needs some persuading.
Charmy: Ooh, can I go first Vector.
Vector: Sure Charmy, just don’t hold back this time.
Charmy flew over and sat on Rookie’s face. He grunts and begins to gas him.
Vector: Now, tell me what you were doing with Cream.
Rookie: Amy asked me to watch her.
Vector: Likely story. I think I’d know if you were asked to watch Cream or not.
Vector pushes Rookie down and sits on his face and begins his round of torture.
Vector: Alright, you ready to fess up yet.
Rookie: I’ve already told you everything.
Vector: Well then it looks like you leave us no choice. Espio, you’re up. If you need us, we’ll be outside.
Espio: Prepare yourself.
Espio begins releasing quiet farts.
Espio: Are you ready to confess?
Rookie: *cough* I’ve already told you.
Espio: Hmm, then it looks like I’ll have to...
Vector: Hey Espio, turns out he’s been telling the truth. You can stop now.
Espio leaves and Vector comes back in.
Vector: Eh heh, sorry for the misunderstanding. You’re free to go.
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Sonic: I was wondering were you ended up.
Rookie: Yeah, thanks for finding me.
Sonic: Don’t sweet it. Anyway, you can ride back with Tails and Knuckles.
Knuckles: Actually, I’ve gotta get back to Angel Island.
Knuckles runs off.
Sonic: Huh, well I’ve gotta run. I’ll see you two later.
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Rookie: Thanks for flying me back.
Tails: It’s the least I can do after... Well...
Rookie: Oh, don’t worry about that...
Tails suddenly farts again.
Tails: Oh my gosh, I am so sorry. I should probably land and...
Rookie: Tails, look out!
While distracted, Tails almost flew into a cliff. In the panic of pulling up he accidentally let out a long fart.
Tails: Pew, that was a close one. Um, you alright back there.
Rookie: Yeah, I’m fine don’t worry about me.
Tails: There’s a clearing up ahead were we can land if you want.
Rookie: Oh don’t worry. I’m alright with a little gas.
Tails: Are you su...
Rookie: Yes, I’m sure.
Tails: That make me feel a lot better about this.
Tails rips a bubbler.
Rookie: Heh heh, nice.
Tails: Thanks. Actually, I was going to head to Angel Island. You wanna come.
Rookie: Sure, why not.
Tails and Rookie fly off as a fart rings out in the distance.
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Tails: Alright, we’re here.
Rookie: Alright, now what?
Tails: Wait...
Tails lets out a bubbly fart.
Tails: Ah, alright let’s go.
The canopy opens and they get out.
Tails: Alright, I’m gonna look for Knuckles. You wait here.
Tails leaves into the vegetation. Rookie wonders slightly stumbling upon a shrine of sorts. Once at the top he spots the master emerald.
Rookie: Huh, so that’s what it looks like.
Rookie looks away from the masters emerald before Rouge flies in.
Rouge: Finally, this big beauty is all mine.
Rouge looks over at Rookie.
Rookie: Umm...
Rouge: Don’t tell me you’re some goody two shoes here to rat me out.
Rookie: Well...
Rouge: Ugh, might as well not take any chances.
Rouge flies at Rookie and tackles him.
Rouge: Stay still honey. It’ll all be over soon.
Rouge starts releasing farts into Rookie’s face.
Rouge: Still conscious, strange. They’re usually nocked out by now. No matter.
Rouge continues her barrage. While she is distracted, Eggman stole the master emerald.
Eggman: Ho ho ho.
Rouge: Eggman!
Rouge stands up and looks back at you.
Rouge: You little twerp. I’ll deal with you later.
Rouge flies off after Eggman.
Rookie: Well, that’s probably not good.
Knuckles: What’s probably not good?
Rookie turns around to see Knuckles who in turn notices the master emerald missing. He then tackles Rookie to the ground.
Knuckles: What did you do with the master emerald?
Rookie: Rouge was...
Rookie is cut off by Knuckles’ stomach.
Knuckles: You know what, hold that thought. My lunch isn’t sitting well and I’d hate for these to go to waste.
Knuckles sits down on Rookie’s face and lets out a series of farts.
Knuckles: Now, where were we?
Rookie: *cough* Was that really necessary?
Knuckles: Are you asking for round two?
Rookie No. Rouge was hear to steal the emerald and while she was distracted by me Eggman came and stole it.
Knuckles: Ugh, those two. I should’ve known.
Knuckles runs off to chase Eggman and Rouge leaving you alone before Tails found you.
Tails: There you are. What happened?
Rookie: Eggman stole the master emerald. Knuckles and Rouge went after them.
Tails: I should probably go help them. I’ll fly you to the ground first.
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Rookie watches as Tails flies off to help Knuckles.
Rookie: Well, I guess I’ll head home.
Amy: Oh no you don’t.
Rookie turns to see Amy before being hit in the head with a hammer.
When Rookie wakes up, he’s in a dark room. The lights turn on revealing Amy and Cream.
Rookie: What’s going on?
Amy: Shut up. You know what you did.
Rookie: What do you mean?
Amy: You lied to me about where Sonic was.
Rookie: Oh yeah, sorry about that.
Amy: You also left Cream all by her self.
Rookie: To be fair, I was kind of abducted.
Amy: Enough of your excuses. You need to be taught a lesson.
Rookie: What are you gonna do?
Amy: Remember lunch? Let’s just say there’s more where that came from.
Amy rubs her stomach as she says this.
Rookie: Oh... Well, that doesn’t sound so bad.
Amy: We’ll see about that.
Amy puts her ass in Rookie’s face and lets out a massive fart.
Amy: How ya feeling after that.
Rookie: Feeling pretty good, how bout you.
Amy: Hmph.
Amy let out another fart.
Amy: How about now.
Rookie: All good down here.
Amy: How are you taking this so well?
Rookie: What do you mean. This is a breeze.
Amy: Grr.
Amy let out another fart.
Amy: Still think this is a breeze.
Rookie: Phew, in more ways than one.
Amy: Ugh, I’m outa here.
Amy walks off in anger.
Cream: Uhh, Rookie?
Rookie: Yes Cream?
Cream: Well... Amy took me out to eat to prepare, and I was just wondering if...
Rookie: Of course Cream.
Cream: Oh thank you. Don’t worry, I’ll untie you afterwards.
Cream starts farting in Rookie’s face as the screen fades to black.
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Rookie: Well that was something. Anyway, I should get home.
Suddenly a portal opened up and out came Silver.
Silver: You!
Rookie: What?
Suddenly, Rookie is caught by Silver’s telekinesis.
Silver: I should have known you would doom us all.
Rookie: What are you talking about?
Suddenly, Shadow comes out of nowhere and kicks Silver in the head.
Shadow: You fool. Do you really believe he’s capable of that.
Silver: Stay out of my way.
Sonic sees Rookie from a distance and goes over.
Sonic: Hey, what’s going on?
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Inside Sonic’s house
Sonic: So you’re saying Egg head’s working on some new device.
Shadow: Exactly.
Silver: Then what does Rookie have to do with this.
Rookie: I was on Angel Island when he stole the master emerald.
Silver: I guess that explains it.
Sonic: Anyway, we can hatch a plan over some food. I’m sure you’re hungry after coming all the way here from the future.
Sonic and Silver walk out to the eating area.
Shadow: I don’t know how he thought you could doom the world.
Rookie: I mean, I used the phantom ruby didn’t I.
Shadow: Trust me, if Infinite could do it than it wasn’t much of an accomplishment. In fact, my fart are more powerful.
Rookie: I wouldn’t be so sure about that.
Shadow farts in his hand and puts it in Rookie’s face before walking off to meet with Sonic and Silver.
Shadow: Come on, we’ve got planing to do.
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The four associates all eat while discussing.
Sonic: So Tails and Knuckles are already at Eggman’s base.
Shadow: We should meet up with them and have Tails fly Rookie up to his ship so he can sneak in though the vent.
Sonic: And meanwhile, we’ll meet Eggman head on.
Rookie: Sounds like a plan. What do you think Silver?
Silver: What? Oh, uh... excuse me for a second.
Silver goes into the house.
Sonic: What’s his deal?
Rookie: I’ll go check.
Rookie goes into the house.
Sonic: Hey Shadow, while they’re gone you wanna pick up where we left off.
Shadow: Bring it on!
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Rookie: Hey Silver, are you... whoa!
Silver: What are you doing in here!
Rookie: You were acting weird. I came to check on you. If you had to fart you could’ve just said so.
Silver: I didn’t want to be impolite.
Rookie: Well, we should get back to planning.
Silver: Wait, I still have a few more.
Silver lets out a long one.
Rookie: That was a good one.
Silver give Rookie a look before tackling him and farting in his face.
Silver: Alright, let’s get back to work.
Silver helps Rookie up.
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Rookie and Tails fly up the the Egg carrier. Rookie jumps out and lands on the ship. He moves to the vents.
Rouge: Well look who we have here.
Rookie: Look, I’m trying to stop Eggman. Are you gonna help or not?
Rookie goes to climb into the vent.
Rouge: Ah ah ah, ladies first.
Rookie rolls his eyes.
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Inside the vents.
Rouge farts in Rookie’s face.
Rookie: Are you serious right now.
Rouge: Suck it up. That wasn’t even a bad one.
Rookie: Can we just focus.
Rouge: Whatever you say.
Rouge continues to crawl releasing farts all the way.
Rouge stops suddenly.
Rookie: What was that for.
Rouge: I found it.
Rookie: Alright, now to radio the others and...
Suddenly, the vent gives way causing Rookie to fall into the room below.
Eggman: Well Well Well, what do we have here.
Rookie: What are you planning Eggman.
Eggman: I was just about to test out my newest creation. I was going to test it on Orbot and Cubot, but since you so rudely interrupted, I might as well test it on you.
Eggman blast Rookie with the device, teleporting Rookie to the Soul dimension.
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Rookie appears underneath a bed in a new location.
Rookie: Where am I.
Suddenly Rookie hears a door open.
Blaze: Ah, alone at last.
Rookie hears a fart coming from inside the room.
Blaze: Phew, finally.
Blaze sits down on her bed and releases more farts. Meanwhile underneath the bed Rookie, caught off guard by the smell, coughs.
Blaze: Huh.
Blaze gets out of bed and pulls Rookie out from under the bed.
Blaze: Who are you and what are you doing here.
Rookie: I...
Blaze’s stomach growls.
Blaze: Ugh, we’ll worry about that later.
Blaze throws Rookie onto the bed before sitting down on his face. She finishes relieving herself onto his face.
Blaze: Ah, that’s better. Now, you’re gonna tell me why you’re here.
Rookie: *Cough* I was trying to stop Eggman and...
Blaze: Oh, how foolish of me. I should have heard you out before acting. My apologies.
Rookie: It’s alright, do you mind telling me where I am.
Blaze: You are in the Soul dimension. I assume Eggman sent you here.
Rookie: I guess so. Do you know how I could get home.
Blaze: Follow me.
Blaze leads Rookie down a hallway.
Blaze: It’s getting late. You may want to rest awhile. I can send you back to your dimension in the morning.
Rookie: Thank you. It’s been a long day.
Blaze: In the meanwhile, you’ll be staying with...
A loud fart can be heard from a room nearby.
Marine: Ah, that was ripper.
Blaze looks nervously at Rookie.
Blaze: Or perhaps we should find you somewhere else to sleep tonight.
Rookie: Oh don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.
Blaze: Well, if you say so.
Blaze opens the door to Marine’s room.
Blaze: Marine.
Marine: Oh, hey Blaze. Don’t mind the smell, dinner’s not sitting well.
Blaze: I can tell... Anyway, this is...
Rookie: Rookie
Blaze: And he’ll be staying here tonight. I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind sharing your room.
Marine: Well, he better plug his nose, cause I’ve got quite a storm brewing.
Marine lets out a ripe fart to prove her point. Blaze looks at Rookie worriedly. Rookie walks into the room and sits on the bed.
Blaze: Well, goodnight you two.
Blaze shuts the door and leaves. Rookie looks over at Marine as she lets out another fart.
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Rookie is woken up by a fart in the face from Marine.
Marine: Rise and shine. Wake up and smell the Eggs.
Marine gets off of Rookie and Blaze enters.
Blaze: Good morning. If you’d follow me, I’ll send you back to your dimension now.
Blaze leads you to a big open room with seven gems.
Rookie: What are those?
Blaze: These are the Soul gems. They are this world’s equivalent to your world’s chaos emeralds. I will use these to send you back to your world.
Rookie: Alright, I’m ready.
Blaze activates the gems and with a flash Rookie is sent back to his dimension.
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Rookie appears in his room. He goes outside to find everyone gathered.
Sonic: Alright, everybody split up. We need to find...
Rookie: Ahem.
The group turns around to see Rookie.
Rookie: I take it you defeated Eggman.
Tails: Where were you.
Rookie: Eggman sent me to the Soul dimension.
Sonic: Well, you’re back now. That’s all that matters.
Silver: Well, I’ve got to get back to the future. I’ll see you next time the future’s at stake.
Silver opens up a portal and jumps in. Everyone else starts to leave.
Tails: Hey Rookie, the Tornado took some damage during the battle. Could you lend me a hand?
Rookie: Sure thing Tails.
Tails and Rookie walk towards the Tornado.
Fade the black.
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Credits
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A portal opens in Rookie’s room and Silver walks out.
Silver: Sorry to bother you, but my stomach’s been acting up and I was wondering...
Rookie: Of course, just hop on.
Silver: Thank you.
Silver climbs up on Rookie’s face and begins relieving his pent up gas.
Fade to black.
