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vic! caught with his pants down!
🕑 Added 2020-02-10 22:53:16 +0000 UTCvic won the poll extremely narrowly! with 54%! kind of surprised so many people voted for vic, gosh!! @ω@
other than that morgue pic, this is one of the most recent drawings. it was made in 2019 too, gah TωT
i like how vic's nuts turned out here more than i usually do. they ended up looking pretty plump and heavy!! and the overall proportion of his dick is probably what i'd call canon. i like the whole long thing going on. feels appropriate for a llama
another thing i like that i swear is related is worldbuilding made out of running jokes
the constant big butts/anal thing is mildly tongue-in-cheek. i mean obviously i find it hot, too. like, it's fun taking that so over the top. it's kind of poking fun at myself in a way haha
i've somehow had a lot of misunderstandings when talking to other worldbuilders about my goals in worldbuilding. plausibility -- or even "explainability" -- isn't really compatible with my uh, design goals
god i don't know how to talk about stuff like this without sounding like a jackass lmao
like to say it concisely, i don't really want to make star trek, i want to make hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy but with more sex. i try to avoid explaining stuff because it generally makes it less funny/hot, unless the explanation makes it funnier/hotter
other than the big butts, you've probably noticed the anal thing. something i find really funny is that vic is constantly having anal sex
like, not that i'm trying to say it's just a joke to me, because obviously it's a sexual thing that i'm into, but i also find it hilarious and that's why it's recurring
like, it's just as absurd in-universe as it would be irl. people just fall for him and specifically want his dick up their butts for some reason
like "oh wow he's cute! and i'm... suddenly interested in anal sex!"
or... this one isn't really so much funny as much as a weird detail that's just kind of hot to me, but boobs are widely considered basically nonsexual
maybe marginally. like having them out is about the same as bare midriff -- it'd be notable at a funeral but not at the beach or whatever
like people would be kind of surprised if you had your boobs out at the mall but they would be regardless. because you have your dang shirt off! like in the mall? what the
so like, ctrl-h find-and-replace boobs with butts in porn, too. most sexy ads involve ass. you could go to just about any strip club on terra and have the same basic experience of mostly a lot of booty on display and pressed up against various parts of your body
as an aside, like in star trek tng, money just isn't really a thing. money is just kind of Fun Bucks since you don't need to pay for stuff to survive, so people are only in sex work if they really wanna be -- like if they find it fun or whatever
anyway, if held at gunpoint i could probably logic my way to an explanation for something like the butt thing
like uh... they're animal people so they wanna fuck like animals... it's like poetry, it rhymes
i've also thought about *takes a huge bong rip* what is the nature of being an asswolf... obviously they seem to like getting fucked in the butt (see the pic above!) but i'm not sure how far i want to take that
like is it funny/hot if asswolves have unusually stretchy buttholes and are really good at taking it up the butt? or if because of an evolutionary quirk their erogenous zones are basically just their butts, so it's really just anal stuff that gets them off? or if even just spanking can get them kind of close to cumming?
or if they cum super easily from getting fucked in the butt but they have a ton of stamina, so they're just cumming every 20 seconds around vic's dick and it's super intense and difficult for him to not just cum right away??
all of these are kind of good to me lmao. maybe all of these are canon
i'm also not 100% on uh, candy being part asswolf haha. like maybe she has a lot of those same traits and tendencies but is shy to admit any of it. it'd maybe be a good throwaway thing to play around with at least. maybe it gets extra bad around a ~FULL MOON~
if you read this far, i am truly honored to monopolize your time and i'd like to ask even more of you!
so i usually don't have like uh, money? i think the last thing i commissioned was in like 2012. i was thinking it could be fun to like, get a commission at least just this once haha
the problem is i don't really like, follow furry artists? other than people i talk to. and while i may like their art i don't really wanna just commission my friends
so if you have any ideas of who does commissions and you would like to see draw my characters, let me know! i might even like... end up doing a poll of who i should commission if there's multiple suggestions haha
anyway, yeah! hope you've all been well! i've had this queued up for a couple days so i could have been hit by a bus or something but i'm probably okay!
thank you! buhbye!
Comments
FlaminFaux
I’d recommend Kilinah, his art is soft and toony but he’s one of my fav artists alongside you and Ventox
Your story is so awesome, I love the characters and what small story building you do show us from time to time! I dont have many... artists I could recommend but I could doodle you a few of ur ocs if you'd like! Free of charge ofc lel I just really love your stuff and I miss chattin with you! Cant wait for more stuff!
Jordan Cook-Irwin
Also you could consider commissioning a 3d modeller to sculpt Candy so that people can 3d print her
Jordan Cook-Irwin
I definitely think there is a lot to gain from not explaining everything in the universe. I'm imagining a cool combo of Cowboy Bebop and Hitchhikers Guide
Brae
aha, i really do love reading these! my favorite types of fictional worlds are the kind of toony, goofy ones, with gag characters and wacky rules and no big extreme conflict. but i feel like a lotta people who worldbuild their porn tend to go such a serious route! there's really not enough fun cartoon slice of life worlds that also have a buncha explicit boinkin', and i really appreciate yours!
Dork Ready
Well I'm not sure who exactly you talk to, but I'd recommend Plaga, SoftestPuffss, Felino, and 1upClock.
