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Rude Russia Sandwiches, Hellscape Of Nonsense, Theater Of Hunger

🕑 Added 2025-10-20 09:00:00 +0000 UTC

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TK

As a native Russian speaker I’m dying laughing here lol

Karen Maguire

If I could give a TIKTOKER less than 0, I WOULD!!! 🤬🤬

Channing Spann

I cannot believe that the subway reviews actually made me want Subway. It’s been so long. I feel like I need to experience it again myself.🤣

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Hi Krystle! We have baked-in ads with our new network -- but they are being phased out. We have to have it synced up on here from the RSS feed. There is no way for me to replace the audio file with the ad free file here so we have been uploading the ad free file locally to patreon. If you see two episodes... choose the shorter one

Krystle Cannon

Why are we still getting ads?! 😒

Josiah Christy

Mm hf the I c

magnoliasouth

That Russian thing was freakin' hilarious! Please give us more Russian reviews. I agree with John and Jimmi's comment too. Occasional Russian News Minutes would be fantastic.

Tiny SirJen

The content we get for $5 is phenomenal - if Patreon is being insubordinate & I must hear crime/craziness/silliness, revisiting back issues of the myriad of shows is always fun! I mean, it's $5 - shit always gets handled. Our guys & their internet tube people always work it out. nothing is $5 except the shit that should be $2 - I love that this exists at all.

Roman-Paul Torn

Watch the fucking movie asshole🤣

Jessica Schafer

Fun fact..Spirit is owned by Spencer's Gifts.

Christy McDowell

We call Subway - sure to shit Subway

Justin Govas

I dunno, some of the sweetest women I met have been russian women... then again I may have gotten lucky

Lady Earl Grey

Fellow Russian girl here—can confirm the craziness and I laughed my ass off during this Russian subway bit…. 5 stars ⭐️

Adrienne

I am generally uncomfortable going to movie theaters. Since Covid my husband and I have not gone into a theater, I would rather buy candy and make popcorn 🍿 and buy the movie 🎥 and be in my comfortable almost non-germy home. It would still be cheaper than a theater and less stressful for me. PILLOWS AND BLANKETS YAY!!!

Bethany Sutherland

I’m going to start using “Hellscape of nonsense”. And that guy with the prosecco sounds like an absolute douchebag.

John and Jimmi

Right? “I think that’s ‘Maxine’” 😆

John and Jimmi

I’m gonna need a short “Russia News Minute” bonus episode occasionally, guys 🤣 That was hilarious

Teamrocket

Yaayyyy!

Anthony schock

That guy wanted to pop a bottle of prosecco during a movie and was upset when waitresses were walking by....

Matressa, Countess of Whorington

Did anyone else think of Steven Wright during the Russian Subway part when someone complained they were closed when they advertise 24 hrs? "It says you're open 24 hours!" "Noy in a ROW!"

Wryslok

Fuuukkkin yikes. 2.8 You've certainty "made point" ; )

Allen Parker

I've never been in a Spirit Halloween store, and now I'm pretty sure I never will be. 😂

Jordyn Fahey

I went to high school with a guy everyone called Scunt. No clue what his name was

Kristi B Green

I used to go to Alamo theaters before covid; the ones in my area have since closed. Recently I heard about Majestic, a similar theater and I went to see Weapons. Had a great experience and was excited to go again but, the following week, my partner and I went, we were the first ones there, 30 minutes before the movie started, and were ignored by the servers for 45 minutes. Finally, we ordered on the app but we had to sit for an hour, no drinks or food, until a server came over (30 minutes after the movie started). We told her we had ordered from the app and she went away, we waited another 10 minutes for our drinks and popcorn. It was so disappointing and we haven't gone back since.

Jaime Robinson

Metropopolis 😂

Zach Hollander

They said they'll still do them. Just cannot talk about 3 foot long dildos every week.

Scott Henderson

In Soviet Russia Subway gets 3.9 stars. But in my area it gets 2.8. Sorry, I couldn’t make that work. But, yeah, 2.8 with comparable number of reviews.

Rebecca Dawson

What happened to the personal items of the week??

Zach Hollander

Wooooooooooooooooo

M. M.

I'm pretty sure TikTok is just Boomer Facebook now, as it's been taken over by those same people to spread the same conspiracy theories they did on Facebook, only in video form now.

Mike Abbott

It’s up now

Katie Oliver

Sheesh there are a lot of whiners in the comment section! You could record a Your Stupid Opinions episode about the Patreon complaints! It works for me, sorry that nobody has any patience!

Michael Baumunk

Yayyy it's working again!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Amazon Web Services is having an outage!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Everyone is. Amazon Web Services is having an outage.

Darren Jenkins

Are you having any kind of issues with your content?

HoneyBee

Damn . Won’t play 😩 I was so excited lol it’s cool they have so much content I can wait lol

Mike Abbott

It plays on Spotify

Biscuit the Cat

This is not playing for me. Says something is wrong. Hmmm….

Annie Olson

Just tried Amazon Music and it won’t play there either. My guess is the Amazon/AWS outage is impacting more than they thought it did. Apple Podcasts won’t play, Patreon won’t play, Amazon Music is down too. :( Really frustrating and concerning too for anyone with a Ring security system. That service went down too.

Mahlon Wilson

It’s Patreon and WhatNot so far that I’ve had issues with this morning

Erin Nicole

I just saw a clip on YouTube about worldwide service outages affecting many different apps, so it might be related to this issue.

lorraine louise

Patreon is taking the piss. It never downloads in full and shuts off with error message that you can’t resolve. Feel bad for the guys having to deal with problems with the App itself. Patreon needs their arse kicked. They take a significant financial cut off the content creators. The guys only charge $5 a month for a huge catalogue of episodes. Hope this gets sorted soon I love listening on dog walks.

Liz Rutherford

Not working here. I'll go back and finish up Glenn Robinson. Y'all had me howling with the Jackson tangent.

Rachel Laird

Can’t play it on any platform. Says the episode is temporarily unavailable. It’s okay, just something for tomorrow 😊

Jeff Stanton II

It’s not playing on Apple right now either but it’s ok, I’ll listen to Billy Martin again and be refreshed for tomorrow’s episode

Ruben Reveles

Welp let us know when Patreon is working again. Or if there is an SMS link I can use elsewhere

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Do you listen on Amazon music?

A CROOKEDPINKY

Yep,no sound,won't play,goodbye for now!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

You can listen on another app!!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Amazon web services outage. Do you usually listen on Amazon Music?

Sonya James

Even though Patreon is being rude as all get out, I’m going to get my fill and go list on Apple Podcast 👏🏽 can’t steal my Monday thunda!!!

Daughterofabench

Stupid Amazon making me not be able to listen to my favorite podcasts for Monday mornings!

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

Can you please fill out a support ticket with Patreon and get them to help you?

anthony simmons

This Patreon bullshit has really made the whole experience suck balls. I pay for this but have to listen on other sites since Patreon is always fucking up. Snd you cant ever listen on desktop either. This is a joke (Canadian style). I guess it's just a donation?

Crime in Sports and Small Town Murder

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”Något gick fel”(Something went wrong”)! I can’t listen to this episode…

Mireille Pelletier

I could listen to an entire podcast of them trying to decipher Cyrillic 😂

Shadow Thomas

Pete Holmes has a great bit on Subway...

Dee Eblen

Anybody having issues getting the show to play or downloading from Patreon? I get the spinning icon and third or 4th try it starts to Play. Just me?

Ann-Marie Watson

“Recommend by me”..I’ll be saying this all week. 😂

Veronique Elwood

Shocking how Jimmie can decipher the Russian alphabet but get Amanda wrong!

Katherine Corday

Comedy. They make jokes just about everyone.

Miriam Katz

Guys i love the show but you really take it too far with your opinions on russia/russians/russian women. I cant imagine this kind of tone and insults directed to other countries or nationalities, in fact I have never heard that on the show before. I am a russian woman and i found this quite hurtful especially when you say nobody should be romantically involved with russian women (i am married to an american)