Sistine Chapel Of Aggravation, Chainsaws & Teenagers, Dry Lake Blues
🕑 Added 2025-10-13 09:00:00 +0000 UTCMore of the funniest reviews on the internet! We read reviews for the Sistine Chapel, where people complain about 500 year old art. A Halloween haunted house & corn maze, that may leave people either bored to tears, or bleeding from chainsaw wounds. A Texas lake campground, where the lake is dried up, and the toilets are full of surprises & much more!!
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Comments
Jacqui Babcock
Please watch Playdate, there's a scene that is so apt regarding fighting hoards of children 🤣 I pictured James the entire time.
Garrett G
As someone who was fortunate enough to see the Sistine Chapel, they couldn't have been more clear about no pictures of the chapel 😂
Cali kayak
The review saying this is what Jews felt like, must have been typed out by a liberal
Wala Kitu
Because there will be poop the conversation at the beginning reminded me of Richard the Raker. Whenever you think you’re having a bad day remember Richard the Raker. Enjoy!
Patricia Baker
Anytime we get in my care now, my kids ask to listen to Your Stupid Opinions. If we finish one episode, they are on my phone looking for the next one 😂.
Jack Brittain
My favourite episode. I especially liked Jimmy’s’ the pull my finger art comment
Jack Brittain
And people have no issue with sitting out in shit weather for days for a new toy, game or movie. 🤣
Hailey
Haha of course the Sistine Chapel attendants are rude. Can you imagine that job. We are not allowed to take photos because before phones, the flash would actually degrade the pigments and organics in paint. I’m for museums and other historical places continuing this practice tbh. Anywhere you go in the world that is a famous destination is going to be full of people, or at least expect it to be. You’re not Kanye proposing to Kim in 2013. There is access to these spaces, which is wonderful, but it comes along with the caveat that what we marvel at, will be populated. Just accept it’s gonna be a day, buy a Pope-ener from a peripheral Vatican merchant, pop a bottle of Italian wine and down it then enter and fecking accept this is our time. We are blessed to see the art and history.
Sara Lewis
But seriously... the Sistine Chapel is a shoulder to shoulder sea of little Italian grandmas elbowing the shit out of you.
Maicie Lingwall
Hot dogs!? I worked all fucking day, I'm not eating hot dogs for fucking dinner!🤣
Karen McGowen
We saw the Sistine Chapel when we lived in Italy. While I appreciated the history, I really thought it was ugly. It was just too much for me. They DO herd you through and they tell you MANY times no photos allowed! And Italian public restrooms are DISGUSTING!! Many are just a hole in the floor!
Rhoda Byke
HOT DOGS???
Jacqueline Hannaford
The Sistine Chapel is fucking jaw-dropping. I almost forgave the Vatican for hoarding all that TREASURE just for the chance to see it. 6/5 from me
Jane Wolfe
Jimmie was very feisty today 🤣
Maize n Blue fan
Had family there! Cute little town 🥰
Nicole
Suggestion!: can you do the corn maze that was on this weekends on patrol live!
Kari Wilkins
That’s crazy!! Def a small world!! Oh man what would you have them to the reviews for in Bandera? Sonic or Dairy Queen would be my guess right now lol. Everyone still complains so much
Natalie Young
They do elect the Pope in the Sistine chapel!
Hot Dog Racing YouTube
Anyone find it funny they roasted the bajesus out of the guy who called the Grand Canyon “mid” a while back and then spend like 10 minutes doing just that in this episode? 😂😂
Zach Hollander
Wooooooooooooooooo
Mike McClure
Wait...the chapel on has 90,000 reviews? That's kind of depressing, considering a intenet influence person can get a million in a week...sheesh
Abbie Bateman
I was laughing so hard on the treadmill. I’m sure I looked insane.
Jessica Cagnolatti
By far my favorite episode! I was laughing so hard I scared my pets! 😂❤️
Kari Wilkins
I’m from Lakehills!!!! Ahahahahahah how the hell do they stumble on us?! Everyone knows Medina Lake is gone lol. You have to go down to the dam. Thousand Trails isn’t what it once was yeeeeeeeears ago. Spettle House is being let go. And that’s a shame
Kari Wilkins
Me tooooo I was freaking out!!!!!
Krish Prasad
Hey James did you just say that the grand canyon and Iceland are mid?
Melissa Bilotta
James, my husband has the same opinion about the Grand Canyon. He said he saw it from a plane, and that was enough for him.
Blue
39:15 BEST FUCKING MINUTE IN PODCASTING!!!!!!
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Brittani Sweatman
Yes Jimmie, the Sistine Chapel serves as the papal conclave, meaning they elect the Pope there!!!! I always love when you’re right because you doubt yourself so much! Be more confident because that’s something I didn’t know and I went to college 💁♀️🤣
Stephen Deane
Well, something broke between these posts and now. I can't download nor listen in the app...
Monika
I loved this episode. Thank you! Happy Thanksgiving 🍁
Liz Rutherford
Imagine hating the SISTINE FUCKING CHAPEL! I'd give my left nut to be able to see it
Smalls (smallenoughtofit)
"I had dinner at 5:30!"
Doc Cetaceous
My partner and I went to Dracula's castle in Niagara falls. The actors in there were great. At the end there is a hidden door room. We were too stupid to find it. The actor without breaking character said "on the left" in a creepy voice.
Brandi H
Angry dads should be a whole segment 🤣
HoneyBee
Lmfaooo he really is
HoneyBee
LMFAOOO omg the James’s anti baby ASMR killed me 😩🤣🤣🤣
Krystal Schreier
Jimmie is spicy today. 😂
Rebecca Flowers
They must have relaxed it bc there wasn’t one all the times I went.
Rebecca Flowers
The art in the Sistine Chapel is amazing, but the ceiling with God and Adam is a bit underwhelming.
Ruben Reveles
Stop complaining about fucking chainsaws
Kimberly Kaiser
Bed Knees took me down for the count.
AARON OLIN
"I ATE DINNER AT 5:30!!!" 😂😂😂
Dan W
Yah,indeed
Jennifer Britten
Right back at ya! And, Go Bills! On MNF what a great day!!!
Christie Gee
Omg. I am from the county that LakeHills is in and I couldn’t believe when I heard that pop up! So so funny! If y’all ever wanna do a STM show I have so much info on Bandera, Texas!
Barbara John-Lay
I have a stomach ache after that 😂😂😂
Jordyn Fahey
The more I listen to these guys, the better I feel about my choice to not have children 😅👍
Phoebe Rose
“I beat off over the toilet” aaaahahahahaha the dad rage rant was fucking hilarious 😂
Charles Jewell
I might read reviews but I don’t take too much out them because the majority are just semiliterate morons that think their opinion matters.
Andrea Oliver
Love the corn maze parents’ complaints!!! Literally crying laughing. I can’t even.
Stephen Tot
Listening to this while waiting for a flight
Kip Sousley
There absolutely is a dress code for the Sistine Chapel. I wore a skirt that was slightly above my knees and was told to change. Fortunately, there was a bathroom attendant that had random leggings I could wear. I was 21 and didn’t care. However, there were girls in there with skirts that barely covered their asses but were skinnier than me so they’re very judgmental
Toyah Ward
The Sistine chapel is amazing! Some people just need to understand other cultures and especially the home of the catholic people. No complaints from me 😉
Kim Lowry
Move over Angry Birds. Make room for Angry Dads. 🤣 New shirt time. Angry Dad holdin a Chainsaw... come on.
Kath Finn
Top Sistine Chapel knowledge from Jimmie there👍
Heather Martin
I love to start my week with the boys
Kim Lowry
Yaaaaayyyy
Bob Dobs
Happy Monday, murder turkeys!