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The Queen Of Goodwill, Cheeky Scottish Burger Anger, Riding The Zombie Bus

🕑 Added 2025-09-29 09:00:00 +0000 UTC

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Becca Thomas

I have a friend that lives about 6 miles from that McDonald's. I told her about the teenagers throwing condiments. She said "Welcome to Glasgow" lol.

A Williams

Greyhound use to be an ok mode of transportation.

Kim Cox

I don't care where I am, if I am paying money I expect customer service... Especially in the states, these self entitled teenagers brats who make 16, 17 dollars an hour need to learn how to listen and how to count. Stop coddling them!!! Saying they are kids is no excuse. As a teenager I worked customer service, I was a supervisor at a restaurant (not fast food) and NEVER disrespected customers, neither did my employees. Guys stop making excuses.

Zak Keil

I had the Benny Hill song stuck in my head for nearly the entire episode. Didn't hate it

Sheri Zylstra

Hey guys here is what Numpty means: nump·ty /ˈnəm(p)tē/ Learn to pronounce nounDEROGATORY•INFORMAL a stupid or ineffectual person. "confused numpties who have little idea of what they're talking about

Stabby Paine

We have McCafe but I dont think hot choc, banana bread, or muffins other than English. We have lattes, reg coffee, and frappes

LOUISE WOOD

Bloody hilarious episode! . I’ve been listening to you boys since lockdown and you are my favourite podcasters by far. I’m British (half English/half Scottish) and you crack me up every week. But nothing makes me laugh more than when James does his English:Scottish/Irish accents. Pure genius. 😍 Ps. We also call McDonalds Maccy Dees over here!

Wryslok

Can you imagine a buncha bikies down at the makkie

Wryslok

GOTEE

Wryslok

Meth Falcons!!

Wryslok

Ma'am

Wryslok

The amount of people that get a Benny Hill reference has to be diminishing. Nearly shit mesel. xxoo

Krystle Cannon

When something makes Jimmy laugh so hard I cant even... hahaha contagious laugh sir & it was over the "plain fish sandwich" 😆😆🙌

Jessica Schafer

You think NY to Cincinnati in a greyhound is bad...my sister rides an off brand bus from Chinatown in NYC to Dayton, Ohio. The drop off is a mcds off the interstate.

Paris89London

My favourite episode so far. The British have some great insults.

Emily Sofia

YSO live?!? I must be Hall & Oates ’cause y’all are making my dreams come true (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) 🎶

Erika Fultz

There's a gif of a baby emu chasing a dog around in a house, but someone drew arms on the emu and it's next level adorable!!

Erika Fultz

My mom grew up near Cape Canaveral in Florida and she and her sister would take their canoe through the canals. They'd scare the birds who would swoop away and then back over them. One time, a crane dropped a shit on my aunt's shoulder! It looked like a giant shawl! 🤣🤣🤣

deeznutz

Attacked by the natives...really?

Mark Nixon

I totally heard it as inner G 🤷‍♂️😂

Stephen L

Australians call McDonald's Macca's

Sondra Dye

You gotta work the venue’s reviews into the show 😂😂😂

Tracey

I just rewatched Coming To America yesterday!!

Brandi H

Omg a YSO LIVE show?! You guys are the best ❤️

Amanda Dykema

Scared my cats aways, I cackled so loud 🤣🤣

Amy Sousa

Shout-out to neurodivergent brutal honesty! I fully credit teaching students on the spectrum for 30 years with keeping my ego in check. From my haircuts to outfits, these kids are incapable of polite lying and always kept it real. 😂💛

Eveline Patteeuw

Hahaha - my son studied there and I once relied on Google maps to go to Buchanan Street - under the railways in middle of the city -felt so grateful that i didn’t get killed

Kira Knight

We’ve always said MaccyDees

Kendra Murphy

If you don't get stabbed in Glasgow, that's a five star experience

Kira Knight

It’s pronounced Glarsgo lads 🙂

Adrienne

I live in Louisiana USA. You would be very interested in our slang/language in general.

Adrienne

In Cali?

shut up and give me turkey

Please do everyone a favor and stop anywhere else in indiana but the very northwest. There are ok places here, I swear there actually is.

Ryan Honey

Yeah, and it seems like there just isn't McCafe outside of Australia and the UK?

Aaron

Bus ride to it

Lori Coxe

My brother lives right outside Mandeville,..place called Folsom,Louisiana.

Stephen Tot

In Australia we refer to McDonald's as Maccas

Anne-Marie Miller

As an English person, I found the Scottish Maccies reviews hilarious because of your reactions to British slang 😂😂 brilliant! A numpty is an idiot btw 😂

Elisha Farquhar 🫶🏼

Does the US not have McCafe? In Aus maccas has their own cafe, coffees, hot chocolate, banana bread, muffins. It’s like a little starbucks but in McDonalds

Bleachedblackcat

I currently work at a Goodwill (yeah yeah I know) and am 100% on manager's side against the mom with the toys. Suuuure you opened the box/bag of the trucks and then forgot them in the aisle when you leave? Yeah you and every other parent that has decided that the place is the new babysitter while one of the kid pees in the plastic bucket.

Lori Simmonds

In Australia we call it Macca's

That Aussie Cunt

I've never heard macky's. In Australia we call it Macca's

D Coen

I was on a long motorcycle ride, about 1700 miles and i had a set time i had to arrive at my destination. One day i had a horrible day riding and only made a couple hundred miles. I was exhausted and frustrated and was at the hotel trying to grubhub something from Taco Bell. It took me forever to get my location changed and i quickly ordered my normal order, 2 bean burritos no onion or cheese. When it arrives i open the bag and these burritos are really light. i open it and all that is in it is onions and red sauce. i looked at the order and yep, my dumb ass ordered burriots with only onions and red sauce. I was so frustrated i just sat on the bed and cried while i ate my fucked up order.

Hot Dog Racing YouTube

Macky’s is pretty common! It’s also Macka’s in a lot of places in New Zealand

Niki

lol guys, second hand shops exist all across the world 😂😘😘

Liz Rutherford

Dynamite The Godfather reference! 👍

Jonas Skaaning

We do have Goodwill across the pond. Same shit, same types of people 😊

Smalls (smallenoughtofit)

For $9, they strap you to the top

Christopher Starks

Could not stop laughing, especially during the Greyhound bus depot in Pittsburgh. 30 years ago I moved from Minneapolis to NYC and took Greyhound. One of the layover stops was in Pittsburgh and from all the descriptions, nothing had changed. 😂😂😂 I was 18 and the ticket was 80 dollars.

Jill Royson

Omg! That's the McDonald's on my street! 😂 it's across the street from the biggest high school in Scotland and gets all the wee idiots in it. Luckily, the local police station is right there, too 😂

Dan Rogers

Autistic. Can confirm the strong sense of justice!

Fiona campbell

Wait til they hear about the wee bamms!

Fiona campbell

That’s not the worst Macdonald’s in Glasgow. Look at the one in Jamaica st. Police always there.

Crowded Crow

Sir!! Please disregard James's advice regarding transportation. You'll want to ride an emu, not an ostrich; ostriches are godless monsters and will eviscerate you with beak or talon in the shake of a stick. I was an emu "wrangler" at a conservation park; aside from their intimidating libido, they're the gentle giants of the bird world and great fun to be around. I miss them still. (Shout out to my boy, Bertram!)

Stevie Barr

Numpty. Means idiot

Dixin Hanns

Yay 🥳

PedicureGoddess

LIVE YSO?!?!?! I may just have to get a bus ticket for that!!!

William Flynn

Thank God that McDonald’s wasn’t in Missouri. You had me worried! Bahahaha

BJ Lowe

Ever since I was lower case g now I’m a big G 🎶this is how we do it innerG

Tony Lamb

I love how interested you guys are in our weird British slang

Cosmo's ma

YAYYYYYY

Jenn Frisch

First of all j&j your mistake was stopping in Gary Indiana to get anything to eat. Whatever we go through that area I always tell my husband we either stop in Chicago or we stop after Gary we are not stopping in Gary. Lol