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Scrambled Sellouts
🕑 Added 2023-08-07 21:46:08 +0000 UTCAuthor's Note: This one's based off the Patreon banner drawn by WryLewd! (Link to his account in my "About" page)
It was a beautiful summer day outside, not a cloud in the sky. The birds were singing, the sun was shining, and Jam and Meerina were about to sellout in order to promote something. Truly, it was a typical day for our beloved meerkat and monkey couple!
The pair got ready to travel to their destination, deciding they'd get to it by teleporter. From inside his lab, Jam hammered the coordinates into the teleporter using a nearby console, while Meerina watched with bated breath. The chunky meerkat blushed as she watched Jam work, excited about the prospect of spending the day with him, "I c-c-c-can't wait for our little trip, love monkey!"
Jam nodded as he continued to program the device, "Same here, my doughy meerkat. Of course, it's also technically a 'business trip' as we're also advertising something!"
Meerina raised an eyebrow, "Oh yeah, you mentioned something like that! What are we advertising?"
Jam finished programming the teleporter and grabbed a nearby wooden sign that was lying on a chair, right before passing it to Meerina. The simian smiled, "We're advertising the Patreon, of course!"
The meerkat tilted her head in confusion, "Wait, what 'Patreon'?"
Jam pressed a button on the console to turn the teleporter on, "The 'Monkey-Scientist' Patreon, of course! It goes live today with all kinds of stories: The Bimbiote, Unicorn Disco, Dungeons & Denny's, with many more added in time. It'll also have reviews of body-swap media and opinion pieces on body-swaps/transformations in general!"
"Jam, you sound like you're trying to advertise to me!"
Jam threw his arm around the meerkat's shoulders and winked, "Nah, my love! I'm trying to sell to the beautiful people reading this story at home,"
"So, what are we going to do with this sign then?"
Jam smiled as he held out his hand, "Enter into my teleporter with me at the same time and you'll find out!"
Meerina grabbed Jam's hand with her own, while holding onto the sign with the other hand, "Can do,"
The pair leaped into the glowing teleporter, their vision quickly becoming blinded by a powerful blue light. When the light cleared, the pair found themselves in a grassy field. Meerina smiled and looked down, delighted to see that the teleporter had "malfunctioned" and swapped her and Jam's heads once again! Her head was now on her much thinner monkey boyfriend's body.
She smiled as she looked over her simian body, which was covered in shaggy brown fur. She had a prehensile monkey's tail, along with a second pair of hands for feet. She also had a hairless bum that was being hit hard by the powerful rays of the sun. She blushed as she pulled her lab-coat over backside in an attempt to protect her buns from the heat, "I forgot how rough having bare skin in the summer heat can be!"
Meerina heard snickering from behind, prompting her to turn and see Jam standing there with her body. The monkey-headed meerkat grabbed his flabby belly and jiggled it up and down, "You wanna talk heat? Your fat is generating plenty of it!"
Meerina snickered, “B-But you look so good in it, Jam!”
The monkey-headed meerkat nodded and sauntered up to Meerina, his fat belly jiggling wildly as he did so, before tapping the hairless heart-shaped spot on Meerina’s chest, “That I do! I love having some heft in the belly,”
Meerina let out a nervous giggle, before flicking Jam's forehead using her grubby monkey finger. She then cleared her throat and altered her voice to sound like her boyfriend's, "Fair enough, though maybe we oughta put you on a diet, 'Meerina'!"
Jam joined in the roleplay and pretended to be nervous with his arms and chunky legs shaking, all while imitating her girlfriend right back, "B-B-But 'Jam', you know my fatness is permanent!"
Meerina threw on a confident and rather smug grin, before knuckle-walking over to Jam and grabbing hold of his big belly, “Oh, I know! And I love it, so much meerkat to hold!”
Jam faked a blush as he made his lips quiver, “’Jam’, you’re so feisty!”
Meerina puffed out her chest and tapped the monkey’s snout, “I can always get feistier though!”
The monkey-headed meerkat then pretended to faint, as he forced himself to wobble a bit, “O-O-Oh, this is too much!”
Before Jam could fall to the ground, Meerina caught him and held him in her arms, “Don’t worry, babe, I got ya!”
After the pair imitated each other for a while, they shared a good laugh. They then embraced each other, hugging their former bodies tight as they rubbed their snouts together. "I love you, Meerina!" Jam said while giving the meerkat-headed monkey a kiss on the cheek.
"And I love you too, Jam!" Shouted Meerina, before giving Jam a firm smack on his flabby behind.
Jam giggled after Meerina did this, "Ooh, you know what I like!"
"I do indeed!"
After laughing and teasing for a bit, the pair planted the sign in the middle of the field, right before laying their mismatched bodies down next to it. Jam smiled as he placed his hands behind his head, "Ah, this is the life! I love your chunky body, Meerina!"
Meerina blushed as she lied on her side, "A-A-And I love yours too, Jam! It's so comfy and hairy in all the right places,"
"It is indeed!" Jam said as he closed his eyes.
"So, what now, Jam?"
"Now we just wait, hoping people will subscribe to the Patreon!"
"How long we gotta wait here?"
Jam wagged his meerkat tail about and chuckled softly, "Well, the teleporter will bring us back in an hour or two, so probably then! We'll still keep the sign out here just to attract some customers,"
"Y-You really think people are going to see this sign in a random field in the middle of nowhere and just subscribe to us?"
Jam shrugged, "Who knows? Hopefully, this sign can bring in a few paying customers!"
Meerina smirked and nodded, "Sounds good to me!"
THE END (And please subscribe to my Patreon, it would mean the world to me!)
