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Dungeons & Denny's P1
🕑 Added 2023-08-20 03:21:40 +0000 UTCThe real world is something that is set in stone, something we all live and exist in. However, what if one could travel from their own world to another? Imagine being brought to a world that isn't your own, living a life that isn't yours. Your life torn asunder and reforged anew, truly it would be miraculous thing. Little did James know that a simple trip to Denny's would bring about such change...
James was sitting in the local Denny's one day, clad in his usual red shirt, blue jeans, and black shoes. The 6 foot tall man matted his shaggy brown hair as he looked over the menu. As usual, Denny's didn't have anything on offer for its breakfast menu that was too interesting! Just a various bunch of different pancakes or omelettes, nothing too unusual.
However, James' eyes opened wide when he spotted an item near the bottom of the menu called "Isekai Special". It was a combination pancake/omelette/waffle monstrosity, complete with whipped cream, cherries and sprinkles. While the foodstuff sounded like a heart attack waiting to happen, something about it really caught James' eye. It said "Whoever eats this will be in a for 'special surprise'."
James' curiosity was peaked, what could this "special surprise" be? That's when the waiter appeared, smiling eagerly as Jam glanced over his menu. "Can I get you anything, sir?" He asked with an earnest smile.
James nodded, "Yeah, I was curious as to what the 'special surprise' in the Isekai Special is,"
The waiter gave James a hardy chuckle, "Oh, well you'll just have to order to find out! I'm afraid company policy forbids me from revealing it,"
"Fair enough! Sure, I'll take the Isekai Special and orange juice,"
The waiter nodded, "Great, I'll be right back with your food and drink!"
"Sounds good, thank you!"
James waited patiently for his food for about 20 minutes, before the waiter came back with it and his drink, "There ya go, sir! Please enjoy your meal, along with your upcoming adventure!"
James gave an awkward nod, "Uh... Sure, thanks! Sounds good to me!"
After thanking the waiter, he smiled and walked off, leaving James alone with his food. James quickly dug into his meal, eating every last succulent morsel of the strange foodstuff he was offered. After 15 minutes, James had consumed every last bite. He patted his now full gut with a smile, "I guess the real surprise was that the meal was so hefty! And here I thought there'd be something more to it than that,"
As if on cue, a blue portal opened up above James' head! "I spoke too soon!" He shouted as the glowing portal quickly pulled him in. Once inside, James tumbled through a vortex of blue energy that spun him around in all directions! He tumbled through the vortex like a cat through a washing machine, the constant spinning being enough to knock him unconscious. While asleep, the portal made some changes to James' body.
It became smaller, green, and more well-endowed. His ears grew longer and his anatomy shifted, losing his "manhood" in the process. His hair grew longer and changed color from brown to red, his male body hair falling out at the same time. His butt and hips grew wider as well, his now much larger butt-cheeks flapping around in the vortex as he was flung forward.
When the portal was done with him, it spat James' unconscious body out into its new home before disappearing completely. James awoke several hours later, and slowly opened his eyes to a strange sight. The ceiling he was looking up at was made out of old dingy stone bricks! He looked around and found that everything was made of bricks, as if he was in some kind of dungeon.
"Where am... I?" James' voice confused him, as it was clearly a woman's! Not just any woman, but one with a squeaky and almost inhuman-like tone. It was like a cross between a guttural growl and a normal woman's voice. One look down told James that his voice wasn't the only thing that changed! James' skin was now green and he had a pair of large breasts, along with a pair of equally massive hips. He reached around and grabbed his backside, only to find that it had been finely sculpted into a large bubble-butt. Despite the largeness of his assets, he felt surprisingly small! His arms and legs were stubby and he had a bit of a potbelly.
His form looked female, which made him want to check a mirror just to see if that was the case! James walked along the decrepit stone floor, hurting her tiny bare-feet as she did so! She wasn't used to walking around barefoot, let alone in a place with so much dirt and rock.
What made it more difficult was the size of her new assets and the stubby-ness of her new limbs. Trying to walk with tits and an ass like this was like trying to jog in heavy armor. James had no idea idea that goblin babes in fantasy games had it so rough!
"He" eventually found a puddle of water in one of the rock-covered corridors and glanced at her reflection, only to confirm his suspicious that he had become a female goblin! "She" squeaked as she looked at her well-endowed body, admiring her flowing red hair and long, pointy ears. She was clad in a very skimpy fur bikini, which showed off tons of cleavage and left very little to the imagination.
In any other situation, she'd love being a goblin babe! However, she was also stuck in a strange world she knew nothing about, in a form that was too small and fragile to face any potential threats. She knew she had to find a way back to the real world and return to her original form, she just didn't have a clue on how to do that. She took a single step forward, only for her tiny green foot to accidentally kicked something. She looked down and found herself standing in a pile of bones! As soon as her foot touched the bones, they suddenly jumped back to life and flew into the air. They reassembled themselves into a skeleton, one wielding a large axe!
"Hey, watch where you're going!" Shouted the skeleton as he brandished his axe.
James panicked, "Eep, I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton!"
The skeleton placed his hands on his bony hips, "You should be! Now, what's the rush?"
James explained to the skeleton her current situation, how she got turned into a goblin and how she ended up there. The skeleton gave a feint nod, "Ah, that explains it! Well, you can talk to the boss at the end of the dungeon about it. I'm afraid I don't handle Isekai-related 'monster-fications',"
James nodded, "Thanks anyways! Sorry again for accidentally kicking one of your bones,"
The skeleton smirked, "It's alright! Sorry for nearly caving in your skull with my axe. I get very temperamental when people touch my bones,"
The goblin let out a nervous laugh as she left, "Duly noted!"
After leaving the skeleton alone, James continued to traipse through the dungeon. She found herself slowly getting used to managing the weight of her new assets and reduced height. It quickly became second nature to her, as if she was born to be a goblin! As she ventured through the dank dungeon, she suddenly heard something approaching her from behind.
She turned around and saw an incredibly buff knight approaching her! He was glad in full steel armor, doubling his size and defensive capabilities. He clutched a mighty great-sword in his left, which he brandished as he approached. Once he reached James, he held the great-sword high in the air and was ready to use it to kill the goblin, "Perish, vile monster!"
James had to think fast, or she would soon find herself as another pile of bones! She knew the old way to stop an adventurer from slaying her is to go "full goblin girl mode". James fell to her knees, before beginning to sob fake crocodile tears, "Waaah, pleez don't kill Gobbo, Knightman! Gobbo iz only level 1, Gobbo doez not drop good itemz!"
The Knight withdrew his great-sword and sighed, "My apologies, Ms. Gobbo! Now that you mention it, it does seem like you'd be too pathetic to satisfyingly kill,"
The words hurt James, but she knew she couldn't show it! After all, the Knight's sword would hurt much more. She bowed her head and kissed the knight's boot, "Thankz for being merciful to Gobbo! Gobbo is dumm and weak, Gobbo iz inferior compared to Knightman!"
The Knight's arrogance increased at the praise, "Oh, I know! A pathetic creature like you could never hope to compare to me. Well, since I won't be getting any gold out of you, I'll continue on my way!"
The adventurer left the goblin alone, James dropping to the ground and breathing a sigh of relief not long after, "Phew! All those hours of playing a Goblin in Dungeons & Dragons paid off! Now, I have to find that lich..." James picked herself up and continued through the dungeon, searching for the mysterious Lich.
She eventually noticed a light at the end of a dark hallway. She ran as fast as her stubby legs could carry her, the goblin's big breasts bouncing wildly as she did so. She eventually made it to the end of the hallway and to where the light was coming from. She was met with an old wooden door, the source of the light being right behind it. James gulped as she grabbed the door and opened it, only to be met with a truly insane sight.
Instead of some dank, scary lair, it was someone's room! It was filled with glass displays of anime figurines, posters of various magical girl shows, and even several model kits based off popular mech shows. James whistled as she crept through the room, "Wow, this place is 'Nerd-vana'!"
Just then, James heard a demonic voice echo from behind her, "It is quite spectacular, is it not?" James turned and looked up, only to see a lich floating before her! It looked like a zombie in a red robe with scary red eyes. The flesh along his hands had long since decayed, leaving them skeletal and lifeless. The Lich pressed a bony finger against his chin, "What's wrong, have you never met a lich before?"
James gulped as her legs began to nervously shake, "C-C-Can't say that I have!"
The Lich laughed as he sat down in a Hello Kitty chair, "Don't be such a nervous gobbo, I'm not gonna kill ya! I may be an anime nerd and demonic lord of the dead at the same time, but I don't bite,"
The goblin nodded as she sat down in a chair designed to look like a Gundam head, "Thanks, but I'm not actually a gobbo!"
The Lich summoned a cup of tea and took a sip, "Oh?"
James explained his situation to the Lich as he watched with bated breath. The Lich tapped at his cup, "Ah, so I see that stupid deal we made with Denny's is still going on?"
"Huh? You had this put on the menu?!"
The Lich sighed as he put down his Hatsune Miku cup, "You see, about 5 years ago there was a big 'adventurer shortage' in our dungeon. So I connected my magic to Denny's in order to teleport people here and transform them into adventurers in order to fight my denizens of the dark! Of course, the Neanderthals at Denny's failed to properly connect my magic to their world, hence why you and others always end up as busty goblin babes!"
"I see! And I take it all this anime merch is also from the real world?"
The Lich nodded, "Of course! I use my magic to travel to your world to purchase it, using money I got from the deal with Denny's. That or I spend the gold I loot off adventurer's corpses on it!"
James cringed as the "corpse" line and gulped, "Well, that's fantastic! S-S-So, think you can change me back and send me back to my home universe?"
The Lich clapped his hands, making his cup disappear and picked up his staff! He shot a skeletal grin at James, "Of course I can do that..."
"Really? Thank you so much!"
The Lich continued, "...For a price!"
The goblin's eyes opened wide, "A-A-And that is?"
The Lich sat up and floated into the air, "You have to be a part of my fashion show!"
"'Fashion show'?!"
"Yes, a fashion show! All the monsters will attend and I'll even get other goblins there as participants. You'll all wear my maid and anime girl outfits, it'll be a grand old time!"
James chuckled nervously, "I g-g-guess I could do that!"
The Lich patted the goblin on the head to reassure her, "It'll be fine, my gobbo! We'll all get something out of this. You'll get back to begin a boring, normal human and we'll all get a good show out of it!"
"If you say so!" James said while shrugging his shoulders. He didn't know what to think of the Lich's offer, but he knew that it was his best chance of getting back to his world and changing back into a human However, both he and the Lich failed to notice someone watching from afar.
It was the Knight from earlier, who had been carefully listening in on the pair's conversation. "A gathering of all the monsters in one place? The amount of gold and items I could farm from them all at once would be tremendous! Beasts, thou shalt die by my blade," Said the Knight with a soft whisper.
To Be Continued...
