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Goodbye Horsemen [ Die of Laughter Ep.3 ]

🕑 Added 2022-07-26 21:40:36 +0000 UTC

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Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

That's one

Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

Every day there's not a new episode a homeless man shall pay

matthew holbert

Men have turned to rabid dogs in these barren lands.

Malgre

id pay $10 if it meant staltt could help bizzle with the editing because i need this 4th episode

Your Wife's Boyfriend

Perhaps Bizzle demands a sacrifice... I will volunteer, brothers.

Erik Williamson

I bet you feel real stupid right now

G33

Starve them Bizzle, weed out the weak

Mustard Gravy

joined the patreon to get early episodes only to be cucked immediately

xspacewars

I do not understand what this creature says in elder speak, But I can understand what he wants just by feeling and mutual understanding and agree with his demand. DO NOT DISSRESPECT THIS ELDER GOD!

Michael Bruh

On a more positive note, I hope our ravenous lust for more DnD haha funnies is taken as the well meaning support of your lovingly crafted show it really is... G̶̠̃Ḯ̸̢̖V̶̦͈̮̽̏͝E̶̻͋̈́͂ ̵͕̦̰̀̅̾U̵̢͎̫͂̓͠S̸̥͌ ̶̟̲͉̕T̸̥͚͆̈̈́H̵͉̞̖̾͝È̵͈͓̓͘͜ ̵̼͆͊̿É̸̼P̵̩͖̲̃I̴̡͠S̴̜̯̆O̶̝͙͐̽͘D̴̺̄̄Ë̶͖ ̶̢͗͘B̵̪͋͋̄Ï̵͎̩̦̓͝Z̵̧͂Z̴̜̎L̶͓̇̓̈́ͅḘ̵͈̹͗

Brandon goodnow

Honestly I did not think it was going to be so bad wtf 😂

Mojanks

at this point its a power move withholding the next episode. they are seeing how long they can string us along before we wont eat anymore shit.

Zander Griffin

Hurry up you fucking cunts

ProphetBigDaddy

i love that every day a new cluster of comments about needing the next episode is made. we all know this dnd is a huge hit and will grow way bigger for sure.

Dark Nipples

Probably the most suspenseful session of dnd I’ve ever seen

Kwolf

I've been itching my skin so much from the lack of episdoes that i now look like herald from fallout 1

Levi Johnson

This didn’t age well.

Mojanks

nah, we chillin. dont rock the boat

looper1235

we're all ITCHIN MAN!

The Wok

please me want milkies

Matt Hale

I am breaking up Styrofoam to craft a molotov cocktail

Matt

people are going insane in this comment section

xspacewars

Sam I know where you live.

Dom3030

Just a crumb of laughter pls

Arphaxad 101

if there is no content I'm going to spam your youtube asking for more kenshi videos.

Hectiqal

I would personally also like to express my dissatisfaction with the lack of content. I need to laugh. PLEASE.

Your Wife's Boyfriend

I personally intend to perish from this earth if there is no podcast soon. Not suicide, I will just fade away.

Kwolf

alright all the fuckers saying that he uploads every 10 days look like idiots right now. now gimme video pwease

Joshua Pierce

They someone play the game for 3 hours, get about 30 minutes worth of actual actions done, and then 12 hours pass in the game-world…

BONEM69

oi wheres my fucking content

JebusReist

rolled a nat 1 on upload schedule

Arphaxad 101

holy cow please drop episode

John Smith

Not having a new episode is turning people feral

xspacewars

I would literally give you the blood of my first born to you bizzle!

xspacewars

Mr.Bizzle, please I need to feed! I need to feel alive again, only you can provide me the sustenance I require to live on.

Borbo

10 days is the pattern so it probably will be

Maverick Carter

Episode 4 today?

Andrew D Clark

ion get people like you

Master Willis32

You’re fucking me

Dom3030

Where ep?

Codym8

Okay so when the flipping fuck is the next ep

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

I woke this morning to see runes on the walls of my house, scratched and splatted in blood and excrement.. The runes and glyphs read , "DIE OF LAUGHTER "........that's when I realised I am not proficiency in acient language. 😕

Tate Davenport

If your brain wasn't entirely smooth you could probably tell they're releasing them every 10 days. The last one was 9 days ago. I assume that math is too complicated for you so it's 1 more day, bud

Kwolf

my wife left me and now im having episodes of schizophrenia of me waking up and seeing a new episode but there's no episode. My life is slowly diminishing. please mr.bizzle...please

Adam McHugh

im going through withdrawals please i need more

Deucey D

Seriously wheres the new ep

maso peso

Fucking love these guys id fuck em

Hunter Biden

My patience is running low Bizzle you’re about to make me join the 22 a day club

Yeoxng

Need... moreee..... please....

Jett

The Infant General and the Hermit, milks the Drug Trafficker and the Youthful Alcoholic for all their talent.

xspacewars

Mr.Bizzle, I would suck you off right now for the next episode.

Rat Dood

bizzles doing the lords work babysitting these artistic kids

Oliver J. Shagnasty

If Bizzle is editing this all by himself AND DM'ing then he's probably working overtime to get this stuff out.

Michael Bruh

I need my fix of the same tavern over and over. If I don't get it soon I might have to construct an actual fantasy style inn as a close second for the experience.

Unyx

God damn bunch of fucking crybaby’s in this comment section, love the dnd so far though

Deucey D

Where's the new ep

ProphetBigDaddy

aint no way, i have been rewatching a episode everyday too. drooling at this patreon page looking for the next episode. TT

THebigstick2509

Gotta big week coming up would be nice if we could get something tomorrow 😪

Jkob00

Eh, it’s like the Podcast you can’t expect regular uploads from this guy.

GummyDummy

no joke (Kwolf IS RIGHT) I come here every day hoping for a new episode, and if there's no episode, I'll rewatch the 3 episodes every single day... please release episode 4. I'm to going crazy

xqoalo

I'm going fucking insane

Erik Birkeland

I agree with my idea I just came up with myself, Bizzle should become the 4th host of the podcast

James Clover

I’m slowing slipping into this sort of pattern

Logan Hastings

Bizzle you have the power to save this man. And yet you do nothing.

Kwolf

im slowly losing my sanity without the 4th episode of DnD. Everyday I wake up and im thrilled to see if theres another episode that has released but im mistaken everyday. My wife has lost me because i refresh the patreon page every 5mins but with no success and now my wife says i need to get my sh*t together or we'll have to divorce. Please bizzle do whats needed.

Peter Kinirons

Love the podcast! Need the next episode for my flight tomorrow so I can see you dipshits get smacked up as soon as you leave that tavern!

ADollFiddler

I agree with Poob's idea, six million was too few.

Three dwarves in an overcoat

I agree with Rian's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Rian

I agree with THebigstick2509's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

THebigstick2509

I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Logan Hastings

I agree with Raiden1000’s idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Hunter Biden

When’s the new episode dropping you bunch of chode jugglers

Raiden1000

I agree with Kwolf's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Kwolf

I agree with Levi Johnson's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Levi Johnson

I agree with xspacewars’ idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

xspacewars

I agree with Rick Wad's idea, Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast.

Rick Wad

After listening to these I firmly believe Bizzle should be the 4th host of the podcast

Eric Mcgonigal

When does new episodes come out?

Emmett Cafferky

Wheres episode 7?

Three dwarves in an overcoat

I'm calling it now, Sam is going to have sex with *something* before episode 10 and I live in fear of that episode

Borbo

Id be happy if they released an unedited version for patreon people along with the normal edited version.

Evan C. (DarthRetardus)

I have another addiction now and it's this D&D show, I need another fix

looper1235

This and Forehead Fables are the only content I pay for, worthwhile since this brings me more enjoyment than any netflix or hulu subscription would. Keep it up, because ill keep paying as long as you do.

God

Money well spent imo, hardest I’ve laughed in years.

Wallfish

Anyone bitching about paying $5 for the just the episode early is missing the point, it’s about directly supporting a creator first, benefits second.

K P

Where are the RP outfits.

xqoalo

These are fucking amazing, keep it up guys

Ethan Beamish

i need the next episode now

Logan Hastings

I’m on Patreon for a bunch of podcasts so I can get the uncut/unedited version. I much prefer the few seconds of silence and a joke then a polished cut for time version

Kwolf

not when they're making jokes because it cuts randomly and they're done laughing at something that would've been cool to keep in

TCM

New episodes when?

EightySixThat

Editing is what makes it good. 3 hours of plain footage would be hell. If they were actually doing much besides siting in the tavern sure could go without the editing but as it is now its absolutely necessary .

John Smith

Team tavern

fuckyoujim

please dont ignore

Logan Hastings

Can we get posts of the artwork? I’m not always watching the video and I probably missed some cool art

Logan Hastings

I’m really curious how long they can stretch it

Logan Hastings

Do not ignore this

123

Ignore this retard ^

Recon

I don’t really like the editing, it makes the whole thing harder to follow. Please leave it uninterrupted.

Alek

My god bizzle is the best dm ever

MinerKid74

Sam if you leave the tavern they win dont feed into it bizzles got some wacky characters lined up to walk right through that door

ADollFiddler

I'm not sure why I haven't used that word, despite constantly changing letter locations as some form of stupid joke. Thank you.

Callus Phallus

bizzle has the patience of a saint

Salem Sauce

I want you fuckers to leave the tavern so bad but you've still made me cry laughing multiple times, even trade I guess.

Johnny J

i need more this shit is like crack

Narwall21

episode 4 when?

Sam Shipman

Good. Content.

GRUzader

The only people mad about the Tavern bit have to be D&D nerds cause so far this pod is hilarious. These guys have been pretty open about this shit not being serious for a while, so don't expect some grand journey or anything. They're gonna be a trio of miscreant bumble fucks the whole campaign, so buckle up freaks!

GRUzader

Oh the pod is hilarious don't get me wrong, but I've been subbed to Sam for 8 years and this is the first time I've been annoyed. And I'm saying that as an audio listener of forehead fables. If 5 bucks just gives me early access then I'll just wait to resub when it feels like more than just Poob & Bizzle are putting in effort

Gurkle

Alternate title: "A Tavern, Where Else?"

Malgre

itching for ep4

Isaiah Land

Nah man the tavern is hilarious

fuckyoujim

can you guys idfk leave the tavern within the next 12 eps plz

Speed Weed

I would watch 5 episodes of them in the tavern. It would be pretty amusing if their shenanigans led to the downfall of the entire establishment and Kurtz seeks his revenge on them. Perhaps even the destruction of the tavern impacts the local area enough that travellers stop spending as much money there, drying up a once prosperous settlement and the trio must evade Kurtz wrath and the townsfolk.

Speed Weed

Very awesome you include a video link to unlisted videos. I feel like I'm part of a secret society.

Ben Wilson

I really dont mind when they talk over each other on forehead fables but it’s so fucking annoying when bizzle is trying to dm and explain shit and Sam and Bryan just keep fucking interrupting. And for the love of god leave the fucking tavern it’s not funny anymore.

Jacob Watkins

Bizzle is the most patient creature on the face of this planet. Not leaving the tavern is fucking hilarious, but as the DM I would be ripping my hair out lmao. Keep up the good work mentlegen

Bobs

the show is mad funny, just getting old being in the tavern for so long. I would really like to see them leave, explore the world, and get into actual combat.

GummyDummy

Don’t listen to GRUzader… he/she doesn’t know what he/she talking about. There’s some really funny parts, that had me laughing for a very long time. As if I was dying of Laughter. $5 is a really generous price for what you guys offer. This is not a (joke/sarcasm/prank/roast/disrespect) I truly seriously mean this (“from the bottom of my heart to the top of it”,) this is my everything to me. ❤️😍🥰😘

GRUzader

Not bothered by the tavern bits (cause it's actually hilarious) like the pussies above, but this isn't worth the 5 bucks. Only reason to stay subbed to this is pity for Bizzle, otherwise it's just forehead fables with DnD themed bits but about half as coherent. Just gonna wait for it to be released to the public instead.

Shawn

Leave the fucking tavern

Logan S

Dude it's so so so so so so funny that they never leave the tavern it's so funny and original

Scaramouche

Can’t wait for episode 24 where Pob Goblin is thrown out of the tavern and melts in the sun

Gangreen

You guys are actively sabotaging this show and its chances of success if you do not leave the tavern.

Mathew Thompson

Just making a suggestion. I know that makes my sessions fun

BIlly Braddock

They don't need to do anything my man, if they are having fun what's it to you?

fish eggs

Please god leave the tavern

Oscar

Such good content and amazing work on Bizzles behalf. wont lie its getting boring being in that inn for so long, starting to believe that not leaving the starting area is the perfect joke that Bizz is not in on.

Bert the cat. Devourer of Deities

Bizzle could do what ever he wants ...." you wake changed and gaged ...a filthy sand elf stands before you".

ADollFiddler

They'll do it soon enough. Bizzle doesn't seem bothered, so I think they'll get bired of it.

Kalle Hokkanen

Another banger of a episode, bizzle must be losing his mind with the whole tavern thing. Good job boys 👍

LostDweller

As a person who dm's I'd love to see them leave the tavern and explore the world bizzle made for them since he probably put in a lot of time and effort into it

LostDweller

Honestly I hope they do

jenksesis

when are we getting an animated version?

Matt

TAVERN BOYSSS LETS GOOOO BIZZLE

Sam

This shit bussin, it makes my shit look mid frfr. Smh my head 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

BigSullyD

Thank you bizzle, you are now Sam's boss. Make the little man squirm.

Noah Tracy

praise bizzle, praise stallt

SailorVeenus

You’re the best Bizzle thank you

Bane of Izalith

Sam stealing from his friends, what's new

brandon fischer

Been waiting for this since the millisecond I finished the second one let's gooo

Rat Dood

sweet lord, i just smoked so this is gonna be a treat to listen to

Mathew Thompson

They should implement the rule my group uses. If you say it your character does it. No turning back. It makes the session move along and makes things interesting