Birthday presents from Tom Jilesen, Lead Art Director at Wraithmarked hahahaha. Should I make the highest voted my new Tinder profile picture? 😭 🤣
🕑 Added 2025-01-24 13:22:56 +0000 UTCOne of these is a crime against humanity and the souls of all bald men, though ☠️
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Jeff McClure
An early version of the art for book 2 had a rear codpiece that looked a little too much like a toy. It got removed and I have never missed a chance to roast Bryce about it. Especially on his Birthday.
Polaris
I’m sorry wut?
Bill Hilliard
Happy Birthday!! Hope you had enough time to go and do something fun for your birthday! My wife always asks why I dont care much about my own birthdays…I told her well after 25 there really isnt a birthday that matters until about 63 when you can start thinking about the whole retirement thing. Other than that its just a reminder how old my butt is getting and thats a reminder I can do without 😂😂
chris kizziah
The real question is do they still work for you. Happy birthday.
osullytony
Happy birthday but I think both are crimes against bald men XD.
Kory Leach
Happy birthday, though I’m not sure if those gifts are ones I would be overly excited about receiving. Lol.
Rick
Happy birthday Bryce. Better thee, than me!🎂
Heather Herren
Happy birthday!!
Linn G
Happy birthday! Those are some true masterpieces lol
Marie H
Happy birthday Bryce. That image is something else.
Teri k
To the Storm-Writer of Galens……HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Rasmus Salling
The first image is purely awesome and stylish... The second one is awesome and pure horror. Great job but noooooo...
Craig Bentsen
OMG Bryce, I … can’t even…. I’m dying here 🤣 Happy Birthday you mad author and congrats on clocking another 584 million miles in yet another orbit around Sol. I tried to find out if you ever wrote about the orbital period of Astra-3, but no such luck. Guess you’re stuck here. ;)
Joanne Hans
That is Frickin Fantastic !!! Happy birthday, May you have hundreds more :D
gratch42
Happy completion of another solar orbit sci-fi writer Bryce. Second pic, but you’ll need a suction cup pony tail for all con appearances and writer talks. 😎
Wraithmarked Creative
I'll TAKE it! 🤣 -bryce
Megan Barton
Happy DOB! And definitely buns of steel
Megan Barton
Love this way to say it!
Fleetpanda
A shame he didn’t use the buttplug looking design 🤣 that would’ve been the cherry on top. This is too funny
Aaron Tufts
Happy Birthday Bryce! Enjoy it!
John Cooke
Sorry Brycw, but the topknot/ponytail and buns of steel... just... the words don't exist.
jacob shlagel
I don’t know why but for some reason you with a pony tail gives less author vibes and more purveyor of exotic and potentially endangered animal vibes
Emma van Wijngaarden
Eclipsing the brightness of the spotlights, I'm blinded 😂
RichJ
At least he did not give you a "man bun" - that would have been more than your bald soul could bear!!
Juan Molestina
Birthday*
Juan Molestina
Happy birthay you beautiful man!
William Anderson
Happy Birthday Bryce!
Melissa Glisan
Happy hatching day! That’s hilarious 🤣👏
Christopher Generazio
Happy birthday and concur with the book one cover option
Brandon and Jess Horton
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats awesome... and happy birthday! 🥳
Daniel Posey
Yo definitely the cover from book 1!!!!! You'd get all the people. Happy birthday!!!!
Jeff McClure
Bahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahhhahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhgahagahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhhaa! Too bad you nixed the version where there was a toy in the cheeks. Also, Happy Birthday!