UPDATE - APRIL FOOLS!
🕑 Added 2025-04-01 07:00:13 +0000 UTCPlease ignore everything written below - your real April pin-up will be posted shortly! 🤡
This was fun though, so I may bring ol' Bluehair back in her own strip ;)
Totty x
Hello there,
A new month brings a brand new direction for Totty. I've received a lot of criticism regarding my comics and pin-ups - I've been accused of objectifying the female form and encouraging the male gaze.
In an attempt to placate these critics and attract more female followers, from this day forward I'll be covering up. To show solidarity with my feminist comrades, I've dyed my hair blue and I'll no longer be wearing makeup. I've also started a new vegan high-carb diet regime designed to pile on the pounds. The last thing I want to do is have fun and make myself attractive to the opposite sex.
With all this in mind, here is your calendar pin-up for April. This month brings rain clouds and showers, symbolic of the oppressive patriarchy that dominates all our lives, bringing with it deep puddles of misogynistic misery.
Moving forward, I'll be posting less photos and comics on Patreon - these will be replaced with 3,000 word essays about my First World problems. I hope you'll join me as I embark upon this brave journey of personal growth. I'm so excited. I'm literally shaking with emotion.
Totty (no kiss)
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Benjamin Ghazi
Ill never forget you Georgy 💘
genaro morales
Ngl, blue hair looks good on you
Keef
🤣
EricWaffles
Printed and framed 🫡 ma'am !
Jonathan Coulton
Brilliant 😂😂
Mike
April fools!
Daniel Guadalupe
"(no kiss)" this stung more than a hive of crazed bees 😔💔
squash wattage
Still looks hot lol
Totty
YESSSSSS
Totty
Watch this space ;)
Totty
Sorry David! x
chris
I think it would be a big step toward female empowerment if you now took off everything except the green hair. I'll happily gaze in solidarity.
David Gaynor
No kiss???? That's too far
Get A Job.
NOOOOOO
gorizark
🥲
Kristian Lopez-Reyes
Not gonna lie I'm still attracted to her
Itzsasyeagle
No sign off kiss, already heartbroken and I've only just got up
Austin Servin
A minute in and I’ve already been fooled
Dr.Genesect
Happy april fools totty 🫡