Dear Totty... UPDATED!
🕑 Added 2025-02-07 18:00:13 +0000 UTCThank you so much for sending in your questions and queries! Iโm currently gathering all the info, getting my thinking cap on, and preparing my hopefully helpful replies. I'll respond soon with all the answers you didnโt know you needed :)
Tots x
Dear Patron,
'Dear Totty' will be a regular page in my new comic. I'm here to solve all life's little conundrums, from "Should I text my ex?" to "How do I stop my rubber plant dying?" No problem is too small, too silly, or too embarrassing.
Send in your questions, dilemmas, or thoughts on whether pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it doesn't). I'm here to offer guidance, laughs, and possibly a touch of wisdom.
Please keep things light and funny, (I'm clearly not a qualified therapist - I can't even find a skirt that fits) and send me your question as a private message. I'll choose my favourites and feature them, along with my replies in a forthcoming comic.
Thank you!
Totty x
Comments
Derek
Dear Totty, should I get 2 helix piercings or should I get a small tattoo
Austin Servin
Funny how you mention ex i was thinking about messaging them rn
Daniel Guadalupe
I'm down to my last $100, do I take it to roulette or blackjack?
Get A Job.
Should I give totty my life savings???
Nako
Actually yeah should i text my ex?
Gustavo Penachio
Perfect
Kristian Lopez-Reyes
Totty the sexy therapist๐๐๐
squash wattage
Dear totty: why do they calls earthquakes on mars earthquakes? Shouldn't they be called mars quakes?
Benjamin Armstrong
Dear totty: wearing a sweater at home makes me too warm, but when I take it off, I get cold! How can I resolve this?
Jonathan Coulton
Whoa ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Azazel
OML the curves ๐๐ฉ