'Dear Totty' - Tattoos, Gambling and Sweaters
🕑 Added 2025-02-24 18:00:16 +0000 UTCHello there!
Here's my first 'Dear Totty' page - I hope you'll find my advice useful. Thank you for all your questions - please bear with me, I'm planning to reply to all of them eventually :)
Tots x
Comments
Jack Cotton
Dear totty, there is a rather attractive woman I follow on Patreon, she does vintage comic strips and stuff. How do I get her to notice me? Many thanks
Parker
Love this, very witty
Daniel Guadalupe
It worked! But now I have $200, double the dilemma...
John Doe
Very good and very nice.
Diego González
We need proof of the Tottys tattoo flapping its wings
TyrInYourEye
I love the advice about the Batman tattoo but I feel like Totty wasn’t being honest about being able to flap her tattoo. She’d have to provide proof for me to believe it.
Kristian Lopez-Reyes
The only advice I'm willing to take😂
Dawson Hilfiger
“leave home” lmao
Derek
Thank you Totty, I scheduled my appointment lol
qotsa84
Clear, practical advice. Yet another Totty treasure. Can't say I've ever heard the expression shoulder to snot on though. The advice attire and the bat chest tattoo reveal had me thinking about an equally messy different euphemism though. A less impressive party trick temporary chest tattoo!
Nako
Dear Totty, Should you show us the batman symbol tattooed on your chest? And should you also show us the party trick where the wings flap? Sincerely, a concerned fan
Frank West
Nothing could have prepared me for the Batman tattoo reply. My mouth is on the floor 😂
Nishnabe
These are absolutely fantastic 😆. Great job and I think this format is gonna be a big hit
Benjamin Armstrong
Thanks for the advice!
David Gaynor
Totally legal medical licence therapy Totty. My favourite variant!