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New Job in a New City
🕑 Added 2019-06-10 00:04:09 +0000 UTCHope you all enjoy <33 Let me know what you think! And stay tuned for the premium cap on Tuesday <3
Adam was a father of 3 children from the American Midwest. He married his high school sweetheart Alison and had a steady job at a landscaping company. He was an average looking guy with brown hair, he enjoyed fishing and watching college football. He was someone who made his family go to church on Sunday’s as he really believed in having good values. The blue collar man worked hard to support his family, and recently his company promoted him and relocated the family to LA. Adam wasn’t too happy because it wasn’t the ideal place to raise a family, but he reluctantly agreed as he couldn’t turn down that kind of money. He was used to a more quiet lifestyle.
It was a long process and a headache for everyone involved, but after a month the family was finally moved in. Adam decided to take the family to a hypnotist show to celebrate and get a taste of what LA was like. The family arrived late as Adam got off work late, and they had to settle for seats in the back row by a group of noisy sorority girls. Adam sat in between the girls and his 2 daughters as he didn’t want them getting any ideas. All the girls were in tight short skirts, Adam hoped he had to NEVER see his daughter in one of those. As the act began and the magician started with a lame card trick he knew it was gunna be a long night. Adam didn’t realize how childish the act was and slowly dozed off as the hypnosis performed an act on stage that included making the 6 volunteers act like the person they were sitting next to. Adam somehow fell under the hypnotic spell, his mind flooded with thoughts of frilly skirts, sorority gossip, tan lines, and boys, as the person he happened to be sitting to his right was a ditzy sorority girl who hadn’t stopped blabbing about her date two nights ago. Adam awoke to the snap of the hypnotist's fingers. Adam immediately perked up, he looked over to the older woman sitting next to his left, “Her shoes are so gross. Did she get them from a homeless person?” He thought to himself. He turned back to his right and saw the sorority girl, noticing her skirt immediately. “Girl that skirt that skirt totally works on you. Ugh super jealous.” He said to her. She looked puzzled, but smiled, “Thank you!” She gushed. Adam smiled back as he was amused by the rest of hypnotist’s show.
As soon as the show ended Alison knew something was wrong. All Adam could talk about on the drive home was the hypnotist's outfit, he also made 7 wrong turns. Soon it was apparent to Alison what had happened. After countless visits to neurologists and other hypnotists nothing seemed to snap Adam out of his teenage daze. Soon Adam insisted on getting plastic surgery and voice lessons. Alison could only oblige otherwise Adam would throw a ditzy hissy fit about how it’s her money anyways if she didn’t.
1 year later, Amber sat in LA traffic touching up her makeup. She was on her to meet her boyfriend Marcus for lunch. Marcus after intense months of surgeries, and working out, she finally got the look she wanted and started an Instagram account, which exploded in popularity. The now 5’ 2’’ tan terribly parked in a space next to the restaurant, she didn’t have time to work on her driving skills. “Baby!” She yelled as she saw Marcus get out of his truck. She hurried across the parking lot as fast as her heels and miniskirt would let her. Marcus was 6’ 6’’ 250 lb fitness instructor whom she met while at the gym, Amber was never really into guys before meeting him, but he just swept her off her feet. Now Amber was deeply in love with him (and his body), she truly believed once you go black you never go back was 100% correct. As Marcus put his hulking arms around his petite beauty, Amber giggled, she was so glad she moved to L.A
