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Chapter 41: What are you, a virgin?
🕑 Added 2025-06-27 13:00:03 +0000 UTCTotally didn't enjoy the click bait here making you all thing this was gonna be about other thing xD
AN:
Trigger Warning, Akira speaks his mind and he is a horny teenager stuck in a way more powerful body than he should.
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Now that the door was open, Elizabeth could feel the mana moving into the room, as it entered, it slowly diffused into the walls, books, floor, ceiling… Even discount Akira seemed to take in said mana.
“What is this?” The buff Akira said, looking around, “A library? Really? Couldn’t you summon me at least into a knightly order? A round table? Instead you summon me to a stupid ass library?”
What? What was his problem?
“You there, girl, I’ll pardon you if you show me your boobs.” Akira said, pointing to Elizabeth.
Elizabeth did what a mature person would in this instance, and looked behind her, there was no one there. Then looked under the table…No one there either.
“What are you doing? I am talking to you.” Akira said as his face started to turn red and the veins on his forehead started throbbing. “Who do you think you are, you are merely a toy for my amusement…And you are starting to get on my nerves, do you know what that means?”
“ Oh, sorry, you just spoke like I expected a cliche harem main character of an NTR low-quality porno to act, so I was looking for the poor girl who would act with you, all so I could offer her to work for me instead.” Elizabeth answered as she stood, which was somewhat awkward thing to do, as when she had sat she wasn’t wearing a gown-type dress, nor did have a tail.
She had those two now; surprisingly enough, both her tail and the dress played it well with the chair, and neither made a ruckus.
“...Why am I even speaking to you?” Buff Akira said shaking his head, “God, I must be stupid. I could just [Love me] and be done with it.”
Elizabeth hadn’t expected that one, as soon as the words came out of his mouth, she felt the slimy connection wanting to form, the tendrils made out of disgusting mana forming and twisting, the space within this library attacked the tendrils of course, but these were too dense, too condensed.
It barely slowed them, and before they noticed the tendrils started climbing up Elizabeth’s leg.
Not her gown dress, not her arms, not even her tail or wings. No, these disgusting tentacles started climbing her leg, why?
Why were these things sticking so disgustingly close to her legs? Elizabeth had an idea.
“Burn.” But she didn’t wait to find out; instead, she commanded, and her body caught on fire, burning away the tendrils of slimy mana and any evidence of the Sin Mana that fueled them.
“There, easier, now I assume you are in the mood right? Get on it.” Buff Akira said walking towards the chair opposite to where Elizabeth had been, “What are you waiting for? My big Akira Jr will not lick itself.”
“....Do you even hear yourself?” Elizabeth said confused, “Really? Big Akira Jr?”
“...please just…just get this over with,” Discount Akira finally spoke. “I…I can’t….I may die from this…He is also corrupting the space here, twisting it, if you don’t want him to actually have a chance at reviving you should finish him sooner rather than later.”
“You are telling me that he could actually revive?” Elizabeth said pointing at buff Akira, “This man child? I don’t think the Akira we got was this…stupid.”
“Who are you talking to? Why aren’t you blowing me out?” Buff Akira asked confused, “Actually….you are a dragon girl right? Does that mean your tongue has the weird double-pointed tongue? Can you like….you know….blow me twice like that?”
“....You are actually disgusting.” Elizabeth said frowning, and silently checking usign her own teeth if she had the bifurcated tongue…She could imagine a couple neat uses for that and Rossie and Rena. “And I am speaking with him, the so far, better version of you.”
Elizabeth then pointed to discount Akira, who would now be labeled as the better version of Akira.
“There is no one here, did my mana make you see weird things? I think Michelle said something about seeing her own body fracturing or something…She got better after a few resets tho.” Buff Akira said, massaging his…nether region in public. “Emma just complained about not having enough time for the sword if she was getting her ass creamed.”
“...Okay, I’m done.” Elizabeth finally said after that, “I wanted to give you a chance, maybe you were a victim, somehow. But I am guessing it isn’t happening.”
“Why did you even entertain talking to him?” Discount Akira asked.
“So you are blowing me out finally?” Buff Akira asked, “Finally, no wait…I want to see if your boobs look weird or not, being a lizard girl and all of that…actually does your cunt look weird? Take off your clothes, then use your tail to masturbate while you give me a boob job.”
“Because you were useful, so I wanted to see if this thing was also useful.” Elizabeth said sighing, “I have no idea what made Zaanam’s Akira better, but this thing…is obviously broken somehow.”
“He was made from the purest remnants of Envy from Akira. So you can’t expect him to be…normal, at least he isn’t hostile.” The Better Akira said.
“Come on, lizard girl, get on it already! Do you want me to show you how to do your job?!?!?” Buff Akira said, standing up and removing his pants.
“...It almost looks adorable; if it wasn’t stuck to a prick, I might even think about giving it a smooch.” Elizabeth said in a mocking tone, “But since it’s stuck to you. It may just be disappointing enough to make me fully lesbian instead of only Bi.”
“...ouch.” The better Akira said while crossing his legs and placing a hand atop his own most noble part, as if Elizabeth’s words would hurt his too.
“What do you mean? You should start salivating and get in all fours to please me!” Buff Akira said, confused, “Why aren’t you? Michelle and Emma didn’t even need me to explain it to them. Even Roy showed his ass to me, you know. But I’m not into that, so I just kicked him in the balls and threw him out of the room.”
He what?
Elizabeth turned to look at the better Akira confused. But he acted as if he hadn’t noticed.
Nonetheless, this was getting tiresome.
“Railgun.” Elizabeth said raising her index finger towards Akira, she had limited mana and so, she wanted to go for something that could work no matter what, from her vast repertoire of spells, there were many things she could use.
From her shadow manipulation not so much, most of the things she could conjure depended heavily in mana from one source or another. But this space made it very hard to use mana, unless one bruteforced it just as Buff Akira had done before.
What was the solution Elizabeth came with then?
Railgun, a skill…or not. Something closer to a skill, it wasn’t magic or skill, not entirely. It turned mana into magnetic forces that made the railgun cannon, then picked a projectile, magnetized it, and sent it at high speeds.
Technically, it wasn’t a spell or a skill. It was just a way to use normal forces of nature to create a weapon of mass destruction. And that was probably why Alexanders favored this technique so much.
Or why the original Chloe had used it, it was a simple way of turning normal limited mana manipulation into a destructive force, and that was what Elizabeth needed.
“Huh?” Something to attack buff Akira with. “Weird, why do I have a hole there? Now I can’t see my pecs, bitches love pecs…:”
Buff Akira said as the projectile that Elizabeth had used for her Railgun disappeared behind the wall and broken rubble, Elizabeth had summoned a piece of metal from her [Garage] and threw it at Akira.
What was it?
One of Rossie’s toys, one that the pink-haired girl wouldn’t end soon enough, because Elizabeth would make sure of that. What was it? All Elizabeth would say was that it was phallic in form, and it was at least five times the size of Akira Jr; it was also pink and allegedly had seven vibration speeds (It was a vibrator).
“...[Reset],” The words were said before Elizabeth could even think about it. “There, pecs in one perfect form, why did you even do that? I am over my masochist era, that was only fun for like ten minutes.”
“....Huh?” Elizabeth said, confused, turning to the better Akira, “What the hell is this? How is he…what?”
“....You fought a broken, deprived of most of his power version of Akira.” Better Akira said sighing, “What you have in front of you is the actual Hero of Aetheria. And that means…”
“What are you waiting for? I said [Strip].” Buff Akira said and Elizabeth felt the fabric of her clothes rip… which usually would mean she would be stripped, alas, her current dress-gown was made out of her own scales, so all that was ripped away were her normal clothes that were under her dragonic clothes…
“....You should have not done that,” Elizabeth said as she felt the cold embrace of her dragon empress dress kiss her bare skin, “You should have not done that.”
“Weird, why are you still dressed? Is this broken? [Strip], [Undress], [Masturbate], [Cum], [Pant], [Get pregnant].” Buff Akira said word after word, with each Elizabeth felt a wave of prana coming from him, but she burned away all the influence that attempted to get into her.
The worst that had come from him was from the last one, she had felt a resonance from her own body at that one, it made her want to puke; she remembered how Evangeline had said that the ultimate goal of a [Hero] was to procreate…And how most of those would seek those that were most compatible with them.
How would those with powers be the best matches for a true [Hero], and this Akira? Was powerful, and her own body could attest to it as it fought his influence away, but the fact that her own body had, for the briefest of seconds, wanted to comply?
Disgusting, utterly disgusting.
“I need you to make him focus on you, he is wary, he is finally noticing that his powers aren’t working on you.” Better Akira said, getting Elizabeth’s attention back away from how utterly violating that one at the last had felt.
“Interesting…You should be striping and begging me to fuck you.” Buff Akira said, looking up and down at Elizabeth, “And then there is the fact that you thought I was still on my masochist loop…”
Elizabeth needed to think, killing him didn’t seem to work, what was the limit? She knew that Akira had been stuck in a time loop, but she hadn’t thought he had actual control over the loop, and how did that even work? As far as she knew his [Envy] didn’t had any aspects about [Time]. “Are…are you actually an enemy? Really? Are you a spawn of the Demon Queen?”
“...Oh my god, you actually hit the nail on the head? And it was on that?” Elizabeth said in a mocking tone, “But yes, your Demon Queen is actually my mother.”
“Well, that makes it easier then.” Buff Akira said nodding, “Open [Hero’s Armory] I summon you, [The sword of the Gods - Ex Babel], okay. I am cutting your arms, legs and wings. You can keep the tail so long you promise to only use it to please yourself for me.”
…What was his problem? Like, really, what kind of disgusting life would someone need to live to only see women as toys? To even get off on the idea of a girl like her with arms and legs like that?
“You are sick.” Elizabeth merely said and looked at the ominous sword; it reeked of Akira’s sludgy mana, but worse of all, it also was oozing prana, actually tainted prana, which gave Elizabeth an idea.
The powers that this buff Akira was displaying came from the [Gem of Envy], and the better Akira was planning to do something to deal with him, he used the power of [The Gem of Time]. So what was the answer that Elizabeth came to?
“Well, of course I am sick, have you seen these abs?” Buff Akira said, flexing his arms, a pointless endeavor; Elizabeth knew what the real issue with that body was; that was the reflection of what his Soul had turned into after years stuck in a time loop filled with his own delusions.
It was like lying to yourself to the point that you started to believe the lie, no real muscle or strenght behind those arms, it was a lie. A lie to the muscles. The worst kind of lie.
One that Elizabeth would not let stand.
“Let’s start from the beginning, then.” Elizabeth said raising her hand towards Akira, channeling her lightning again.
“I already told you that I am no longer on my Masochist loop,” Buff Akira said shaking his head, “You really are stupid huh, but well, what could one expect from a blonde bimbo. The only real use for you is all stuck in your boobs and your vagina after all.”
“Oh, so you do know the actual word for it, not that you would ever get to see one without mind raping innocent girls.” Elizabeth said with distaste, “Shift, Railgun, into Prideful Punishment from the Goddess of Lightning.”
Elizabeth channeled first Pride, because of course she would start with that one, she didn’t want to even think about what would happen if she stuck Gluttony into that attack, she didn’t want anything to do with Akira.
And what easier way to obliterate something entirely than by using Pride, after all. the hubris of Pride was what cause the greatest failings of history, just as how he had brought a sword that seemed to have the concept of Babel stuck to it.
“You bitch!” Buff Akira said raising his sword and attempting to block the attack, “Hah! Didn’t you hear me before? I am no longer on my masochist loop! So stop bickering, open your legs and let me go at it!”
Buff Akira said while fighting against her prideful Railgun, which Elizabeth was not going to speak about the name that came out from her mouth while using it, she did think the name was fitting but would not elaborate on it.
Instead she started channeling her next attack, “Not going to happen, you may be a powerful hero in Aetheria, but we aren’t there anymore.” Elizabeth said as the energy of her newest Railgun started to change from the yellow lightning into a red one, “Shift, Railgun into Wrathful Punishment from Hell.”
….Yeah, that one was fitting too.
“We aren’t…Am I free?!?!?” Buff Akira said releasing one of his hands and summoning a new sword, “Come! [Hero’s Armory - The Sword of the Promise, Ex Mordred]!”
Wasn’t Mordred her minion? And the name of the knight who was allegedly the son of the original king in that tale?
Not that Elizabeth would think too much on that, “Sorry but no, you aren’t free.” Elizabeth said, channeling more energy for her next attack.
“But you said we aren’t on Aetheria anymore! That means that I am free! And I get to keep my powers! I was planning to escape soon anyway, but this means that I don’t need to waste my energy!” Buff Akira was smiling very brightly, like a kid who got his present for Christmas even. Which looked disgusting on his face since it was the face of a bodybuilder (Fake), and it just didn’t match. Elizabeth had seen muscular men happy and they looked handsome, but Akira? He just looked wrong.
“You aren’t free because you will die here.” Elizabeth elaborated, “I wanted to use Lust, but I haven’t gotten that one, so you get this one instead… Shift - Divine Lightning into Requiem of the Fallen.”
This time her Railgun changed from the most basic aspect of its power, instead of turning into the normal projectile that would fly at several times the speed of sound, it turned into a wave of light.
Or, well, the opposite of light, it consumed the light that it touched, and before Akira could even process it, this wave of light or absence of light hit him.
His body started losing color as it froze, as if Time was meaningless, as if he had turned into a statue.
“....So you didn’t need me to do anything then?” The Better Akira spoke as he walked towards buff Akira, he was holding a tiara on his hands, “...I’m just going to…put him this if it’s all the same for you.”
“...What will that do?” Elizabeth asked narrowing her eyes, the tiara’s design… Elizabeth didn’t trust it at all, it was…weirdly similar to her own Crown of Sin after all.
“....It will finish the last project of The Sage of Time, and will fulfill his last most hidden desire.” The allegedly better Akira said, “Please?”
“I’ll need a more thorough explanation.” Elizabeth said as she started channeling once more her Mana, she really didn’t wanted to do it, but she wouldn’t mind killing two Akira’s today instead of only one.
Comments
Lumina
I think the formatting got lost when the chap was uploaded. a lot of these parts looks like they should be bold and/or italicized. edit: just looked back and saw that the previous chapter was the same. i think my brain just autocorrected it to the right type of [idea]
Alexanders Saintsworth
fr fr....Akira was supposed to have several POV and THIS is why I never went ahead with those. It's bad enough to have him at the back of my mind, polluting stuff. I was so happy when he became deed
CringeWorthyStudios
Akira’s skills are just… wow… Elizabeth was right, he’s basically just the harem protagonist of a badly translated NTR light novel… Thanks for the chapter! Now I’ve gotta go scrub my eyes with a toothbrush to get rid of all the… Akira-ness.
