Batman vs Superman FFC
🕑 Added 2017-10-19 23:42:21 +0000 UTC Hey everyone!As promised, here's the next episode of Fictional Fight Commentary, featuring your favorite alien demigod and adult cosplay karate detective. Once again, we found some things happening in this fight we didn't notice before, and hopefully that comes across in the comedy. Enjoy!
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Why not do the Burly Brawl from the 2nd Matrix? It's such a ridiculous fight a FFC would be perfect.
Erin V
Oh how I envy you...
Another great FFC, even though I never saw the film. After seeing this, I definitely won't ever watch it!
Christopher O'Brien
(pst: they know.)
Glorious, epic FIGHT! Hail Martha!
Hey Zak, let me explain (WARNING SPOILERS AHEAD): Martha is the name of Superman's alter-ego Clark Kent's mother. Martha was also the name of Batman's alter-ego Bruce Wayne's mother before she was tragically shot in the face point blank slowly and deliberately. So you see Batman has severe PTSD that Superman was able to trigger to plunge Batman into a Major Depressive state and thus syphon away both his will to continue the bout, and his will to live. Kryptonite has no effect on one's powers of douchebaggery.
Nice one!
Oh man the kryptonite jokes. So good
AaronBurrSir
Oh my god you guys. I think you should do Rowdy Roddy Piper and Keith David from They Live. It's probably one of the most classic fights that has ever graced the silver screen.
Ding Ding
Bill Scurry
Somehow the estates of Bob Kane and Siegel and Schuster are going to get a piece of this action.
Arlen McCann
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RADIATORS!!!!
Scott B.
"To punch and get punched" lololol
Auralnauts
We went with Batman's height. Not Affleck's. Don't be that guy
I'd love to see the fight commentary on Rick Deckard vs. Roy Batty. It's an older bout, but still hotly debated to this day. Was it Man vs. Replicant as originally billed or was it actually a closeted skin job going toe-to-toe with a genetically-engineered hospice patient? Without your keen analysis, we may never know the truth...
Isn't Affleck 6'4?
"...flesh and blood, just like you and me" "Speak for yourself, Zak"
Hereticked
The real winner was Wonder Woman after this movie destroyed all expectations for DC
the movie was sure stupid. :)