Tortle Tank - Bonus Pitches: Mew-Tent Mayhem
🕑 Added 2025-04-04 18:34:28 +0000 UTCThe Tortles are STILL in the Tank rising, grinding and DECIDING whose pitches they'll be spending their hard earned eggs on. Hop on in!
CREDITS:
Production and Editing by Trevor Lyon
"Old West Gunslingers" by Steve Oxen (www.fesliyanstudios.com)
Comments
[Shoutout Joke]
The aside about wanting fighters to get some kind of counterspell-ish reaction makes me think of 2nd Edition casting time rules. It's been years, but the gist is that spellcasting isn't instantaneous. You start casting a spell on your initiative, but you're not finished until sometime later in the initiative order, and people can mess with you in the meantime. For example*, suppose you roll a 15 on initiative and want to cast a spell with casting time 5. The spell doesn't take effect until initiative 10 (15 - 5). During that window, any damage to the caster has a chance of interrupting the spell. *The example numbers are adapted for 5E; initiative in 2E was a lower-is-better system.
MoonshineMushroom
Mistborn reference! 🙌
Cory
The profoundly unmagical sword should be named 'sword' and look utterly unremarkable. In a high magic setting, it is so completely and utterly mundane that it's ordinariness warps reality.
Max Herzog
You have no idea how many times I roll a 1 on my healing dice, it's incredibly disheartening
OrangeCat
I cannot get over Murph’s particular “eheh” sound at 6:34 Why is it so pleasing to my ears? New favorite Murph sound unlocked
Jamie ßuçklānđ
I love the anti magic sword, it made me think of some of my favorite books. The Ropemaker by Peter Dickinson and the Bartimaeus trilogy by Jonathan Stroud are some great stories that feature characters who have anti magic abilities.
Cooper Erikson
For the massive damage pitch, first off good job, second off this does not need to be a mechanical thing past lvl 1. If you wana fuck around, and you find out, like insulting a literal god at lvl 2 and getting blown off a few hundred foot tall tower, *cough cough Caldwell* you don't deserve a mechanical save. The only thing that should save that kind of shinanagins is a benevolent DM with good story telling.
Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack
Emily is such a spellwhore... No disrespect. But Sorcerer is my favorite class and has no issues
Mynne Maxine
I just started watching black clover!
Michael Pineyro
Immediately pictured the anti magic sword from black clover
Allen W.
This pair of episodes may be the best yet of the Tortle Tank genre.
Fanwithglasses
The Spell Thief Funnel reminds me a lot of Blue Mages from Final Fantasy
SimpleWater
The western thing is amazing! Murph is so wrong this time!
Pali Endi
Echoes of Weis & Hickman’s Darksword Trilogy!
Léo
Y’all slept on the Wild West shootout and made it worse, sorry cowpokes, maybe watch more movies. Love u ;P