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Surprise Round! - The Doodoo House (w/ Ally Beardsley)

🕑 Added 2025-02-01 01:53:07 +0000 UTC

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Josh Hopkins

Jim Carrey Grinch is the best grinch

Lilli of the bog

Beardsley is the best

Gabriel Hyatt

The intro surprised my cat

Aiyana

relistening; on the John Cena one I tell my best friend and do whatever they tell me to do

KSM101

I do hate how much I am down for the 8 dates of Bosch to see what happens

Sydney Van Vliet

I want 162681926 more episodes with Beardsley ❤️🙏🏻😭

Zoe

And he goes by Harry as a nickname lol

Snackonomics

So apparently Emily is absolutely correct. Detective Bosch's first name is Hieronymus

Ghost

My issue with the Peter pan one is if I do fail, I then also have to pay the medical bill for the ambulance and hospital and that right there isn't worth the risk of being able to fly

Irene

whenever i listen to you guys, I'm just like, "my enemies. my loves."

The Grinch (feral)

I need 100000000000 more episodes of surprise round, like yesterday

Waffle

Grinch plush on Facebook marketplace very good deal https://www.facebook.com/share/15wH9VLeNX/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Murph

I listened to all of these eps yesterday and I GOTTA tell you that Surprise Round gripped me by the shoulders with its furry grinchfingers and pulled me out of a really low mood I’ve been in recently. I wish there were like a million more for me to listen to

Coral

oh no the grinch 💔

Jo Wright

Grinch was robbed #rip

Charlotte G

Really resonate with “theres never been anything I’ve done entirely without reservation”

Blue Bee

Inflicting the Grinch on guests is going to be funny literally every time it happens

Mitchellguy101

That Peter Pan scenario was so fucking funny holy shit

Kayli

lol definitely schenectady has the vibe that at least one grinch funeral has been held there if not more

Quantum OFZENTRIX

I just did a Peter pan pantomime and having browsed the o g story he's a real shit so I don't think I'd even want to join that fucker

Summer, Autumn Eladrin

Or worse! They grab you by the collar of your shirt and say "My boss, the Undertaker, has been hunting John Cena for years. You need to tell me which way he went right now" and forces you to join their hunt for John Cena

Glue Wilson

doodoo house scenario reminds me of my sister's house in texas where the sewage is directly connected to sprinklers in the yard to be used as manure. and you can clearly smell it. literal doodoo house !

Kyle the Chaotic Stupid Wolf

Impossible. No one has ever seen John Cena.

Bingus

Re:cena, if you have a dashcam, do you keep or delete the footage?

Evan Schmidt

Given that the Flintstones were introduced to NADDPOD lore last time Ally was on I feel like there's a real chance Bosch is going to come back

KingHalt

These are some fucking TOP TIER questions. I was so pumped to see Suprise Round come back!!

Colby Greer

Peter pan is in the public domain, and there is a horror movie version that just came out in January 🤣🤣

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

The Bosch thing is just a weird social experiment unless you get to their place and they have a Bosch styled triptych depicting the entire cast of characters of Bosch, then I think it's just an innocent hyper fixation on the Boschverse.

just a little bawn

The Bosch thing is like Britta dating Subway in Community

Abraham Mendoza

I'm actually really sad they didn't do the one with the black lotus card I feel like because Beardsley is so into Magic the gathering it would be perfect for them to speculate on what to do in that situation

daddy's special pudding

This has really just convinced me I need to watch Bosch

Kevin Bullpitt

So did I! I could have sworn thats where they were going haha

Ilana Galpert

love how ally, much like all of their dnd characters, is ready to jump out a window

Shane C

Jake’s joking but I’m sure there has been a funeral for the Grinch in Schenectady

Gwen Gilpin

Ok, Caldwell and I have the same doggy dream house.

rice crispy

i love surprise round and ally. this is the perfect guest

Magnolia Eve

I love ally

Tim R

I’m out therefore I’m in.

Tim R

I’m really curious! I like to imagine scenarios, but i never write them down. Hardest part is introducing new characters into the scenarios. Grinch and sonic are too well established.

Tijay Arnie

I could do Monday to Tuesday, I couldn't do April to June

Tim R

They said “see you next week” at one point, so probably weekly. But please, posit your own version of this completely made up idea! There are no rules!

AlbireoRising

I love the foley of them fighting during these last couple episodes. I feel like it's the opposite of doing a visual bit on an audio medium (though that's also funny) where you're leveraging the constraints of the medium to make a joke. Makes me laugh every time.

AlbireoRising

I think these folks don't understand the recovery after a broken leg. Even if it's "set" and "healed a little bit" you still have to do months or years of PT. No thank you.

Joe K

Take it easy there Caldwell “Will Graham” Tanner. Bunch of dogs in the woods.

Ninar Nuemah

I think I got it. At the Grinch’s funeral ask people to share pictures of the grinch and tell the story! Further proof that it’s really the Grinch without you being weird about it.

Emil

What if you tell your friend about John Cena killing someone and they look at you coldly and say, "I thought you said you didn't see him. Did you lie?"

Linnea C

I would posit that the scuba grinch learned hand gestures to TRICK people like an angler fish

Kyle Veach

*Brennan voice* in-CREDIBLE

Nick Lerche

I know how the short film ends. It cuts to black and you just hear the "doo doo do do doo"s from Steve Miller Bands Fly Like an Eagle that then starts playing over the credits

Takowowo

Oh for Cena I'm definitely not leaving my car. I drive home and I tell everyone that I helped Cena fix a flat and he gave me a hat as a reward and that's IT. I don't say a word about Cena murdering someone because if he finds out that I blabbed he's coming for me next

Pali Endi

Nude Green Grinch 🥴

GintokiShids

But I'm just a slut for detective shows and don't have Prime

GintokiShids

Unfortunately, I would be seated for Bosch

Tavitafish

I basically have Emily's dream home. My apartment looks out into a huge wooded area but I'm only a 10-30 minute walk from anything I want

Tijay Arnie

My grandfather died on Wednesday, but I never really knew the guy so in my mind, I'm imagining going to his funeral next week and I'm just imagining going to his casket and happening upon the Grinch, and turning to my father, like, "I'm a quarter Grinch and you never told me" all anguished like

Jakey Juice

The last one is straight up a tim robbinson bit

David Tatarczuk

I watched all of Bosch while sick and Emily is correct about his name

Eva Claire

Ayyy Schenectady mention…one side of my family lives there and if mom was ever like “hey we need to go out to central New York, a family friend just passed away” and it turned out to be the Grinch I’d just be like, “yeah okay this tracks”

Ben Ramirez

I'm pretty sure if you called the police, alone with a body in the woods, and you blame it on John Cena, the cops say "Well clearly you're crazy and you killed this hiker"

Michelle Spurgeon

I flinched at that end stinger damn it

Adamantium

“Sorry, I was just texting my wife.”

Tijay Arnie

Also, how long passes between each date?

Tijay Arnie

I don't know why random Bosch (on amazon prime) references on podcasts ALWAYS gets me. Bosch (on amazon prime) is just such a funny pull for me

James Keller

The scenario about watching Bosch is the most ridiculously unhinged question/discussion I’ve ever heard. Love it. Keep it up!

wizard wearing a poodle skirt

let’s refer back to the Sophomore Year ribbon dance incident on that one

Neil Dutton

Waiting for this to be released after D&D Court was un-bear-hell-able.

Neil Dutton

Wdym? Tom is sort of ok!

Adam Sutton

In no way shape or form is anyone jumping out that window after Tom’s demise. No way.

AutoReroll

I think we have all been missing a huge loophole in the dream house situation, in that you can never be surprised by an intruder in your home. As soon as someone breaks in the whole house stinks and you can flee to the panic room.

Timothy Heller

Thanks for that (stupid nude newt Gingrich)

Mike

I regret to inform you all that while listening to them discuss whether there was a “nude grinch” my brain heard “Nude Gingrinch” and now all I can think of is a horrifying mashup of the grinch and Newt Gingrich. Who is nude. Again, sorry.

Devin Tyler

Color me shocked! (I forgot what day it was)

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

If one of you told me the John Cena story, I would totally believe you.

Rafael C

There's no world in which Beardsley, with their insane lucky properties, wouldn't be capable of flying if given the chance.

Sam Ninegar

Caldwell’s absolute refusal to grapple with these hypotheticals at face value and instead to insist upon 2-3 layers of his own added hypotheticals is always both delightful and maddening to me.

Kenna Evans

The Bosch one is just me (autistic) showing a potential date my hyperfixation 🤣

Grass

I was JUST binging all the surprise rounds and wishing there were more!

Declan Konesky

WHICH IS TO SAY I WAS WRONG...IT IS NOT LAME

Katie Wilde

At the low end of average episode length (say 45m), a season of Bosch (10 episodes) runs about 7.5hrs. With bathroom breaks etc, a focus date runs roughly 5pm to midnight. Assuming you binge both Friday and Saturday, you could get through all 7 seasons in a month, and therefore probably feel less like you've wasted your life than if you had spread it out.

Rebecca Neal

Although honestly, it would smell like shit when you go to the showing, and you would only have the seller's word that it's not like that all the time.

Rebecca Neal

I'm so in on the dream house, I never have people over.

Avery

HARTFORD CT MENTIONED RAHHH 🙏🙏💪🏽

I Love Not Finishing My Sentences

Scuba Grinch: Does anyone know the Third Man phenomenon? I would assume the Grinch is my third man and do as he says.

Sean Boyle

Bro my ex would have thrown hands with beardsly over their Jim Carey opinion. They literally told me several times that they would have left me for Jim Carey. Literally loved him.

Ollie

In Beardsley we trust

Eryn Galen

Laughed too hard and had to ask a friend what she would do in the first scenario. Quote: "Obviously I propel myself towards the surface even more rapidly than intended when I violently shit myself at the sight of the wet Grinch."

Vee

Omg I was hoping for another surprise round 🤩

Sean Boyle

I'm so fucking happy! Suprise Round is my FAVORITE thing they put out! When I heard they were doing it I literally shouted with joy. Never laugh as hard as I do with surprise rounds and I like to spring some of these questions on my friend when he's not expecting it. Always hilarious to see his reason when I get to the involvement of the grieve and he realizes that it's just a stupid question and not somthing important like I tell him it's gonna be. I've been waiting this whole month for this. And it drops while I'm drunk? Nothing could be better. Thanks Naddpod you always give me what I need.

Nicole Jordan

Ooh are we gonna have a grinch dice box on an IH season?

Shawn Harrison

Bah I'm so devastated. I had like a whole page of surprise round scenarios I was ready to submit for the next time you did this. 😭

shrimpy_senpai

Wooo part of the early crowd crew! 🙌 surprise round is perfect for Beardsley ohhmelora 😂

Declan Konesky

Man Jim Carey sold me on the Sonic movies...as well as this podcast. This adult affirmation about what I totally thought was lame in the 90s gets me so good