Post "Mixed Bag of Holding: Grinch Ones " by "naddpod"

sam s.

the final question about what makes your heart grow three sizes 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Krowlove82

Calling gleeking "squirters going" is fucking insane lmfao

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

Truly incredible, incredible work

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

Eee! Maggie and I weren’t sure if the sauces would show up safely and we are eternally grateful they did

David V

emily has acquired a spot on my shit list for her comments on Taylor Ham. (also thanks murph for using the proper name)

Maggie

Honored to have been asked why I would buy the sauces on your behalf! I’m so happy the sauces found their way back to haunt me forever

Anthony

Jake, coming from someone who works near the Tottenham stadium, it's an amazing stadium but definately not an area you would want to live in!!

Tavitafish

As a kid I ate hot sauce all the time. It was basically a requirement to eat in my house

frogwithhumanhands

the four horsemen of the apocalypse: tits grinch, ferrari hat grinch, baboon ass grinch, murph-faced grinch

MoreyCeyers

Pork. Roll. ❤️

Jor Elare

Peanut butter in rice krispies is coated and I will not be told otherwise

Dorian Zimmerman

I have never felt so seen and understood than by the first half of this episode, ha.

Sam Taz

Need more of these!!

Jordan Holl

Kind of crazy how much squirting talk there was.

Justin S

Happy grinch year everyone!

Ilana Galpert

I recently developed a strategy for falling asleep that's been pretty effective and might help with napping. I believe Emily has said she's not a visual person so she might have to modify it. I try to follow the thread of random imagery that pops up in my subconscious. Don't focus too hard, just try to tune into the flow of absurdity. It also works if you follow absurd ideas instead of images. You can't force it, though, just let it happen to you. Does that make sense? Any time I've tried it I fall asleep within a matter of minutes

Bransy330

Home Fries *Well Done* problem solved folks

Kelsey Rook

My friends and I have a HallowGreen party every year around St Paddy's Day because we too desire two Halloweens!

Sylas Welch

Murph I’m from Virginia and I LOVE Taylor ham. My favorite breakfast sandwich in college was a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese bagel

Ollie

I'm the same as murph w/ napping & I get an intense & overwhelming urge to nap whenever I get bored 😭😭

Kelley

Thank you to the person who bought this set and sent it to the PO box, thereby blessing us all.

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

as a child I learned how to activate my squirters using the yawn mouth stretch, and would use them to be like that dinosaur from jurassic park. I.... was an odd child

Zachary Armstrong

Last year I ate the same meal for lunch and dinner for about 15 weeks straight. Take out and a couple restaurant visits were the only meals that were different. Listening to Emily and Murph talk about their meal prep gave me so much validation.

Brodie Crystal

This is one of best episodes of any podcast I've ever listened too ❤️

Mike Cathcart

Yawning definitely recharges my squirters tbh. Once I yawn, I can "gleek" much more effectively. Then after a few squirts, I gotta yawn again.

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Los Angeles Gleekers

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immediately when emily talked about the zip line the image of grinch shitting on whoville came to mind, it’s so natural.. so fresh…

Connor Broshears

As a person whose birthday sometimes falls on thanksgiving. I agree with jake. Thanksgiving can go away.

Kelley Anne

As someone with celiacs, I agree with you Emily. Gluten is absolutely who trash.

Aiyana

I think the naddpod crew has incredibly high heat tolerance and murphs is pretty normal

Aiyana

caldwell a real one, jelly over peanut butter truthers unite

Calyx Rose

I do feel like we need to emphasise to murph that Carolina reapers are famously the world’s hottest pepper, and this is not actually a sign of him being a little baby

Zyrian

Also when the salivary glands express, it's called "gleeking" I think

Zyrian

This was really fun to listen to

Gurl Luigi

Freeze dried fruits in a bowl of corn flakes or corn chex.......... Cronch. Love you guys 🖤 community care will save us all 🤍

mikel_pickle

Grilled cheese with thin slices of apple and honey is really good btw

mikel_pickle

Taylor Ham is the name of a youtuber with 20 million subscribers that anyone over 30 has never heard of, you won't convince me otherwise

Dual Herron

Your squirters is called gleeking

Rissa

forgetting about the animated benedict cumberbatch grinch when that was the origin of the joke i'd expect nothing less from y'all

Brandon Wiens

Ahhh I was wondering if Murph was a Taylor Ham or a “Porkroll” guy for a while now and I’ve finally got my answer! I also have to add that Jam and Cheese is an INCREDIBLE combination. Get a fresh baked bun with some jam and a slice of havarti and maybe a pickle on the side. Don’t knock it until you try it and then after you try it go to the alps and thrive!

Gavin L.

Another amazing pb&j: waffle iron (small pattern). You can’t spread anything to the edge, and you pinch the edges of the bread together before putting it on otherwise it will spill out the side and then you have to clean burnt jam off your waffle iron

Marni Russell

Caldwell, i know you probably wont see this, but if you like a grilled cheese with jelly, i IMPLORE YOU to slather a little almond butter or a nice textured peanut butter like teddy brand. A nice crusty sourdough, a thin but noticeable spread of nut butter, a tart jelly like a blackberry or mixed berry, and a nice sharp cheddar. Its unreal!!

Michelle Muzny

Emily, you can nap with contact lenses in! I do it all the time. I’m not taking my lenses out for a 20 minute snooze.

Elijah C.

Guys I gotta say I love these episodes where you just kinda shoot the shit. If ya ever got bored of dnd but still wanted to do a podcast I’d stick around. Good stuff

Oliver Denny

In my city they do make public transport free for new ears eve and day

Will Griffin

Emily! Try this amazing gluten-free bread. The flour is pricy, but the bread is one of my favorite loafs all time, gluten or no. Very simple. Everything you knead and nothing you don’t. (Actually it’s a no knead recipe) https://oliviaskitchen.com/gluten-free-no-knead-bread/

Riley Jones

Omg ur so real for the squirters talk Emily.... I've always called them neeners

Evin Miller

Yawn squirts was something I've never heard anyone talk about, but it's true and very annoying to do

Sophia Pascale

grew up on taylor ham, panzarottis, and ocean city cider donuts. also hope everyone and their families are safe during this time !!

David

I was truly baffled that Taylor ham had never been brought up before now what with Murph being from Jersey. Bout time

Erik Farrar

I almost unsubscribed when I heard that. I believe my lifetime cumulative foodstuffs consists of 54% PB&J alone. S-tier. What else is jelly for, for Grinchsake?!

Nick Neverman

Caldwell I’ve agreed with you on every point ever, but I throw my glove at you for trashing pb&js

Nina Foxx

you know what makes my heart grow 3 sizes? Murph and Em's overwhelming love for their cats

Addie

God damn Emily. For better or worse, I want you to know that at least one other person feels EXACTLY the way you feel about napping. Insane.

Kaitlyn Nuzzi

Caldwell is so right about just getting fries with ur eggs instead of homefries its so good to dip the fries in the yolk

sister himbo

why did the Grinch hot sauce episode make me cry

Joe K

I’m a storied napper. I can nap anytime anywhere. Keep your contacts in, use eyedrops when you wake up. Like Jake said just accept the embrace of slumber when it comes to you.

Joe K

Your squirts are also called gleeks.

Sarah Osgood

I also played Hues and Clues on NYE, and it was also contentious hahahha

GintokiShids

The squirting is called gleeking 😭😭 But y’all talkin about it brought back a memory of a friend telling me they generously gleeked on the back of a bald man’s head on a rollercoaster when they screamed 😭 so, yes, squirting while yawning is definitely possible

Myka

I use to make a sauce almost like a carolina reaper from "bad" peppers I'd get at a local farm years ago, but after they closed I never really found a good chance to do it again. This episode really makes me want to get back into it, love that heat level and tang

Tannictor

What has been your moment?

Bruce Kellerman

Man... I've literally never been awake for a new years eve in the 34 years of my life. I was always the kid falling asleep at 10:30 at parties. I got invited to a new years eve party this year, but by the time 7pm rolled around my wife and I cancelled on it cause it just seemed like an exhausting chore.

Clemming

Regarding being envious of talent, it's a grass is always greener sort of thing. I love landscape painting but I'm envious of all of your quick wits and improv skills! 😂

Tannictor

Right I literally got close to crying over all this, I love these guys so much.

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

Congratulations!! There’s nothing quite like the love for and from cats

Tannictor

I got a baby kitty and she's changed my world, I work harder and drink less because I feel guilty doing it around her, Banshee is my sweet baby girl and I'll do everything in my power to keep her safe and happy.

Evan Cordero

Taylor Ham/Pork Roll is amazing!!! I love everytime Murph's Jerseyness shows

Tannictor

My friends in school would gleek onto other people in class. Like your sitting behind either a friend or someone you didn't like gleek on them and then look down at your book. I never did figure out how to do it myself, but I am prone to gleek if I have some Starburst or skittles in my mouth.

Tannictor

Absolutely agree, fries are objectively the best potatoes!

Tannictor

Lol yes this is called gleeking when you "squirt" water from your mouth

ImmortalCrow786

I hope yall are okay with the fires! My stepdad was down there helping fight it and just came home yesterday

ImmortalCrow786

Both are great lol

Tannictor

God I really love you guys, you have been the best part of my last few years hearing all these different mixbags and stuff. You fill my heart with joy. Struggling with anxiety,bipolar, and other things, you really bring out the good. Keep up the good work!

Evan Cordero

I've never done this but it sounds absolutely delightful. I've also heard a PBJ in the air fryer is also elite. Haven't tried but sounds amazing

ImmortalCrow786

Grill a pb&j like grilled cheese. Trust me it's glorious

Tannictor

Guys, on the home fries front here's the deal, I work at an restaurant and I prefer my home fries nice and crispy so I make them such, While other people will serve them soggy and sad which I get mad about so it all depends on the cook who serves them. I personally will not serve someone homefries unless they are crunchy on most sides.

munch lax

Its pork roll and its delicious

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

It’s VERY NJ, coming from someone who spent over a week in NYC and visited many a bodega and ordering new things every time, I never once came across it on a menu.

Edmo

Murph, you've gotta get Caldwell and Jake some pork roll. The Jersey family feud of Taylor Ham v Pork Roll isn't as important as converting unfamiliars to the cause!

Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack

For the Christmas lovers, I'm a Grinch. There are SO many people that kill themselves every year around Christmas due to not having anyone or what have you, and no one cares. People are focused on Snow, presents and singing. You can sing any time of year, you can give presents any time of the year. What makes it so special? And for the Christians it's not even historically relevant, your dates are off. It's sad.

Ellie P

I’ve had a yawn activated my squirters for sure

Michael Skinner

I know saying this is a downer, but the cat feeding neighbourhood bums me out a little. Not that one person keeping strays alive is ruining the environment, but roaming cats across the country kill up to 4 billion birds and 22 billion small mammals per year. They are the single biggest cause of bird mortality in the US. If you want to reduce that impact a little, please throw clown collars on them, make them visible to birds and then they look like goofy little clowns.

I Want My Name To Be Spaghetti

It's baloney that's really good at fighting

I Want My Name To Be Spaghetti

*gleek *pork roll (Y'all are the best)

Fish Harlan

my girlfriend was once given some Grinch hot sauces from a coworker and I thought they would be the same, but they were clearly different. apparently there's more than one collection of Grinch hot sauces out there in the world

PastaCortez

Caldwell is right. Home fries are objectively garbage

The Big M

Smeg mentioned loo

Ross Wright

Caldwell is talking about gleeting

Sarah Sullivan

Taylor ham is as good as spam, if you like spam musubi then you’ll love Taylor ham it’s awesome

Sarah Sullivan

As a Jerseyan who lives in NYC, I have never come across a nyc place selling Taylor ham or pork roll. It’s truly contained just within the state.

Matthew J Lugo

Murph, Trenton porkroll is superior to Taylor ham. Fight me.

Fergus Woods

Idk if someones said it, but the word for squirting is called “gleeking” and it happens when you contract the muscles around your submandibular gland. It can happen when you yawn, and some people can do it on command!

TheloniousPunkyBrewster

That little involuntary squirt from the soft palette is called "Gleek"ing as far as I know- I do it when I yawn too!

Thomas Hegarty

I have one recommendation for napping and that’s to get a pitbull. You will never sleep better then when you have 40-60 pounds of muscle snoring on your chest. You may be thinking that the snoring will wake you up. But my pittie snoring works as a white noise device

panpolypuff

Same

YggieDM

I stand with Caldwell, I also squirt when I yawn sometimes

Jack el destripador

Wasn’t prepared for all the squirt talk at 4am

Lucid Lucy

Jelly /Jam and cheese on toast is a pretty common breakfast option in Australia. It was my go to as a kid.

GintokiShids

Thank god they described the look of each hot sauce as levels on the Grinch's stool chart. I would have been unable to picture them otherwise

Jasper Savannah

Classic naddpod 😂 can't wait to listen!

Glue Wilson

YAWN SQUIRT SOLIDARITY, SQUIRTS UP

Galen Graham, Local Talent

NAP ADVICE: the BEST nap you can take is roughly 26 minutes long— I always set a timer around 28-30 minutes depending on how long it’ll take me to go under, and it’s hard getting up sometimes but if you get up at that 26 minute mark I never feel sluggish only refreshed! For Emily or other hard-to-nap folks, I’m no expert, but I’ve always found typical sleep aids helpful: sleep masks (light keeps your brain up), breath counting (i count down from 50, in 50, out 49, in 48 etc. then at 25, in out 25, in out 24, etc. if you feel like moving or adjusting, do so then start over at 50! it also helps to have a little pause between each breath, it’s naturally how you breathe), and trying to recreate normal sleep conditions i.e. sleeping in your bed or certain position. a nap is like a meditation, the goal is just to get your mind to calm down! hope this helps at all <3

Huascar Holguin

As a follow up, I also freaked out when no one knew what Taylor Ham was!!!! How do you live / work in NYC and never get an Egg Taylor Ham Bagel!?!? Am I just a very New Jersey person?!

Xanian Jamfalcon

Sounds gross! Thanks can't wait to try one day!

Huascar Holguin

I just lost my mind because Emily and Murph have been to The Bar after a Devils win! I love that I’ve shared that same NJ experience with the lovely couple! Feels nice that my heroes have been to my hometown and done hometown things

Andrea Quinn

It is kind of impossible to describe. “Ham” is a misnomer. Legally, I don’t think it’s even allowed to be called ham, and the packaging says “John Taylor’s pork roll.” Flavor-wise, it’s probably closer to spam than ham. Texturally, it’s like a chewier Canadian bacon but somehow also softer?

Rafael C

How dare Patreon not notify me about this. "I really like the smell of it so far" "Yeah, the nose feel?" STOP Love how wholesome this ended up. Have a happy grinch year Murph!

Xanian Jamfalcon

Is Taylor Ham like Country Ham? That's my fave breakfast meat.

writeathome

This was so wholesome!! Just what we needed rn fr

Blake

MOO DENG!!!!

Andrea Quinn

I’m firmly and aggressively from South Jersey, so in my heart, it’s pork roll. BUT I always defer to the great Sir Pete Genovese on matters of Jersey cuisine: “all Taylor ham is pork roll, not all pork roll is Taylor ham.”

jimiibo

IT IS A GOD DAMN PORK ROLL 😤😡

lily h

cannot believe these guys have never heard of taylor ham

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Very fun! I really relate to most of these takes, except for some of Jake/Caldwell’s questionable food combos. As you get older, good sleep becomes more important to your body/wellbeing. Em, if you can get at least 7 good hrs a night, you don’t really need naps.

Jesse Turits

Happy you’re a Taylor Ham guy and not a Pork Roll guy Murph. 💪

Annie the Feywild therapist

YES my apologies thank you Maggie!!!

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

Anni!!! 😭 Ilysm we can’t forget the Maggie of it all!

BisonAntiquus

The yawn squirt is called gleeking!!! There’s also an amateur sport where you try to achieve max distance while gleeking!!

Annie the Feywild therapist

Everyone say thank you Shelby!!!

Agiddysea

I squirt from yawning.

Charlotte G

This is fucking incredible

James Cherenzia

I didn't think that the grinch hot sauce episode was going to have such a wholesome and sincere ending lol. Great job gang!

MJMM

I feel for you Jake, I played Hues and Cues at a Friend's birthday, and got dunked on so hard for picking bad words to describe the colors!

Kyle Veach

HOLY SHIT, THEY DID IT. THEY FUCKING DID IT. 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard

Who Trash is when i ordered a bacon egg and cheese with hotsauce the young cashier went a little heavy for a Ketchup pour amount

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

What is everyone’s “my heart grew three sizes this year” moment?

Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard

A guilty pleasure of mine is a cheap ass Caesar salad from a pizzeria with a fried chicken cutlet on top

Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard

Taylor Ham brand pork roll is in between fried bologna and Canadian bacon(the head shop guy was fascinated by the idea of contention around Taylor Ham vs Pork Roll)

Grass

This was SO good

Sophie Buijsen

It happens when i talk! Very embarrassing. Was shocked to hear that not everyone knows about the squirters!

Kellyd

Thank you for spelling it out because I had "Hughes & Q's" in my head and knew that wasn't right but couldn't think of anything else

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

Can we discuss how sweet their earnest confessions were? Snowcap and Fergie is making me cry 😭 Everyone’s confessions shattered my heart in the sweetest way!

Kellyd

Hell yeah brother

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

In my house Valentine’s Day is celebrated by watching the season premiere of Yellowjackets.

kin

lots of talk of the tang but how was the bang?

Katy Howells

I also played Hues and Cues for New Years this year! But I love it haha it’s very competitive in my friend group.

Emmie

Can confirm squirters can malfunction during a yawn, at least once a week I yawn badly and spray myself like a cobra

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Blown away by the MSG show. Staten Island Facts and Stone Cold Stunners. Yall should be proud

I’m so excited Grinch Ones has come to pass (: (: (:

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

No email came out for this. Slow Patreon?

Robert Zorzi

As I'm reading in the nook overlooking whoville I would definitely be reading Karl Marx

The Wizard Spring

Your squirters are going with a yawn because of the way you're stretching your tongue. Source: I curl my tongue over itself (tip pointed down toward lower jaw) to get a fluid burst to swallow pills easily without water.

alli

taylor ham is absolutely incredible, correct take from murph there

Mr. Micholaus

It’s pork roll, dammit!

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

You’re definitely a spicy hot one, Mr G!

drmimms

Oh my god! This just showed up in my Pocketcast feed like a damn life preserver in the rough sea of *gestures at US national news *. 🙏 Y'all are a balm to the soul.

Takowowo

Emily should hit up those summer obons to get that summer holiday feel. Check out them big ol drums

katytron

oh my god

Zachary Mullins

dropping pre-31st is crazy!

Doctor Ransom

Hard agree on Valentine’s- husband and I have never celebrated, it’s a sham propagated by hallmark. Let’s follow Liz Lemon’s advice and celebrate Anna Howard Shaw Day instead!!