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C3 Ep. 71: The King Consort (A Faerie Tale Ending)
🕑 Added 2024-12-13 06:38:20 +0000 UTCAD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS!
Duck Team battles High Ember-Lord Charbin and the Fatebringer Mages! Sol plays robot peacekeeper, Calder glimpses an icy future, and Callie sends a message to Queen Jovyre.
Music / Sound Effects Include:
“A Wizard’s Tournament” by Emily Axford.
"Conspiracy in the Clouds" by Emily Axford.
"Forsaken" by Emily Axford.
"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.
"Soul Coins" by Emily Axford.
"Balnor the Brave" by Emily Axford.
"Left is Left and Right is Center" by Emily Axford.
"Escape From Smuggler's Bounty" by Emily Axford.
"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.
"The Red Fen" by Emily Axford.
"Greener Shades" by Emily Axford.
"Malscurial" by Emily Axford.
"Reynard" by Emily Axford.
Comments
Hipster
Pissitivity influencer. That is all.
Hipster
Im so mad at myself because I took like two months off from listening to c3 and now I’ve gone through the last two arcs so quickly 😭
Faith Huisman
Lather your nard-poles. Get it
CommodoreBlue
“I don’t care if I’m entirely forgotten…” - Callie one episode before writing her name out of the play, giving up her chance to be immortalized in history, and choosing to remain forgotten.
Alethea Hansen
Heyyy, anymore details about the live shows? 😅
Matthew Leonard
But what about "lather your poles"
Matthew Leonard
"Lather your poles" is absolutely amazing
King ETL
This might have been the most nat 20s Saul ever got
just a little bawn
Emily Axford did indoctrinate me with whimsy tbh✨
Rebecca Mergler
"Never I though I'd be drinking piss with an Elf" - best quote of this episode 🤣
Ghost
Charging losing had real Gladd rosell (don't know if that's how it's spelt, sorry) energy. From sucking Dicks to drinking piss
Martian
LMAO get her ass Callie! God I love Emily for moments like these
ak
Yall came is HOT & stayed hot!!!!!
Will M.
Charbin as a high value male is so good 😂
Pali Endi
Visions of Gruumsh is a great Screamo band name
Abraham Mendoza
I hope we don't get Albin's revenge on the boots until the next campaign with duck team
sarfs
PSA for anyone else who hated DS to TREAD SO CAREFULLY at the end of the ep.
iamnotjackblack
Anyone else feel like piss drinking is becoming an end of campaign tradition? I'm here for it
Stephen Fike
Grinch is bottling his goo
Dillon Rice
Emily, did you expect “Home is Where the Hearth is” to mean hanging out around a fire drinking warm piss in a mug?
Zach Jewell
Just in case it matters in the final fight, the stunned condition caused by stunning strike lasts until the end/start of the monk's next turn depending of which PHB you're using
Jack
Lol Callie and the word "fucking"
Logan Adams
Hardest I've laughed, maybe ever
lily 😦
the scene between callie and jovere is one of my all time faves omg
dani
"i'm tired of following people who only see one path" goes HARD DUDE, FUCK YEAH
Witpending
Welcome back Caldwell!
Eliot Adams
If I told my friends that the absolute golden quotes from Emily weren’t scripted and were fully made up from the top, they wouldn’t believe me
Rivertech
“Yet another goat at the alter to your fuckin pride” -Emily Axford the GOAT of DnD
Austin Wiggin
Cream your rods!
Haley Amplo
I’m hoping Charbin becomes the next Pendergreens 😂 what a hilarious episode!!
sage penelopy
hate to say it but same 😭 wish i knew though, it seems fun
Miranda B
Please. The arcane focus bit was GOLD
Jack Farley
This episode is pure NADDPOD gold, Charbins ending has to be the best end to a villain ever 😂😂
Robert
I love that in every timeline Balnor is a hero
Bull
"It's always good to drink piss with your friends" If I asked, who said this line, I bet 90% of people would say Caldwell lol. It has heavy NADDPOD Hogliday Vibes 😂🍻
Totally Offside
Was the piss drinking included to make DS seem less gross by comparison?
Max Herzog
I love that throughout the years they have completely bailed on Twitter lmao 🤣
Monk3yTouch3r
The return of Caw-Caw-cawldwell!!
Chuck P
Welcome back Caldwell! Great to have the gang back together!
KingHalt
Did anyone else think/hope Murph was gonna have Charbin say "I'll do anything I'll even suck your diiiick" ala Galad Rosel when he was pleading for his life? Cause that's ALL I could think about while it was happening haha Granted I did JUST relisten to that episode from C1 like yesterday
Jack Campau
if I had a nickel for every time Murph hit Caldwell with a Maze spell in the penultimate battle of a Bahumia campaign, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't very many, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Hammy
Honestly, same.
Austin Sharp
Lathering Father Murphy.
Meletios Lendis
Oh yeah!!! Let’s goooooooo!!
Broghar The Bugbear
Omg lather your poles my guys!!!!!
thedragonllama
A hole in my heart has been filled with sweet blue Caldy
Transfemmes4murph
this was truly one of my favourite episodes of C3, so lathered
Cory Wyse
A sode so thick, a rod so creamed
Sam
Tentatively and reluctantly lathering my pole…..
super cockler
Everybody lather your god damn poles… two cool ass nat 20s in the first half hour THATS DICE CHRIST!
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
that's so exciting! Congrats to your fam.
I Love Not Finishing My Sentences
You heard the man, Naddpoles: Lather up.
Vilaykham Sukhaseum
Honour your cocks by lathering your poles, guys
Havard, the death cleric
Fun fact, pigs can’t look at the sky
Justice Bwr
At 1:05:45 you can hear Emily in the other room while Murph does a monologue and I think it just goes to show how much effort and love they all put into making a show that feels authentic to dnd while still being an excellent listening experience
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
im thrilled they loved it so much
Ziel R.
Consort Comma King Chameleoooooon 🎤🎵🎵
SurvingLaw
I have listened to every episode and had no clue what’s going on in the story
Brandon Wiens
Holy Squid, Murph be blessed for the recap because I forgot so much shit during that break.
Squirrelly Girlie the not very girlie squirrel
Honor the cock and lather your poles
CommodoreBlue
You HAVE to do Grinch Ones for THIS MONTH’S Mixed Bag, PLEASE!! Also, so excited to see Caldwell on Smartypants!!
Justin Noble
Holy moly Caldwell came back with a bang! Strong turns, a sick unoreverse on Jovyre, and nat 20 on his first role back?? Nuts
Joe K
Consider my poles lathered.
Georgia
even in the penultimate episode, I can always count on the two crew for piss-drinking fidget-spinning shenanigans.....
M Bee
Around 53:00: Charting new word combination territory here, but I desperately need to hear Baelnor exclaim "Bitches love cannons!"
wick
Holy shit they womped Charbin so hard
Jack K
“We squabble amongst ourselves, but our enemy is united.” That hit a lil too deep.
Jonathan Yarberough
Rod is creamed 0_0
ACK
Cha-Cha-Cha-Cha-Charbiiiiiiiin. Fire proof toilet paper anyone?
Fraser Siwik-Simpson
Consort Charbin? More like Con-sear-t Charbin! A fire pun can ALWAYS be made if you look hard enough.
Hammy
Cool fight, Brian
Austin H.
Drinking game, take a shot everytime callie said Fuckin
Jean-Luc A
I get what you mean, but this is a ‘side effect’ of the live aspect of it. Hard not to be emotional in the scene itself, the fucks are bound to pour out at this stage yk
Two days since the kitchen, where it happened
Cali’s interaction with Jovyre in the maze was so beyond badass, I just wish she didn’t say “fucking” so much, idk why, i don’t have a problem with swearing, but in this instance it felt like it took away from what she was saying rather than enhancing it?
Matthew Sands
Oberon being that much of a jobber is kind of a bummer. *huffs a big batch of hopium that playing dead is something that beasts do, to deceive your enemies deceive your allies, etc.*
Jared D.
Favorite line: Who needs world peace when you have side pieces
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
I’m glad the sauces arrived safely! A Grinch Ones mixed bag sounds perfect (:
Dylan DeMarco
All hail the King Bon-sort 🔥
Ben Beckwith
100% worth the wait. Just don't make me wait again! I need the final epp!
Dmkampz
Thank you, and Congratulations to Mr. Tanner, and happy holidays to you and yours!
han!!
the loop of conspiracy in the clouds -> forsaken -> into the flame for each of those mazes set up such fun parallels that ruled
Jake Alcott
A hearty Medford, MA welcome back for Caldwell!
Kitt
Some absolutely epic moments, but JFC some devastating times too…….
Abby Walker
The end of the Charbin fight is the funniest thing ever actually
Kenna Evans
So glad caldwell was the target if the maze spell in both bahumia 1 & 2
Aran Eardley
Let's go!!
Xavier
INTROS TO ADORE IN 2024
Autumnis_Prime
absolutely fabulous intros, happy to hear caldwell back and SO FREAKING PUMPED for a new campaign episode
Nate
You honor me with this sode
Ellie P
The perfect start to my vacation. You bless us. Thank you.
Max Herzog
We are at 22 weeks daddy tanner, patiently awaiting baby #1!! Congrats on yours!! 😄
SunKi11er
The perks of working night shift lol, i'm always up when murph posts a juicy 'sode at 2am
Jean-Luc A
CREAM YOUR RODS 2025
Milton Villegas
Nads are lathered for this thick sod
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
You mean cream up your ‘rogs, right?
Shawn Harrison
I'm getting so nervous. I don't know if I'm ready for c3 to end yet!
Allen S
You spoil the insomniacs. Thanks!
Claire and Cal
Welcome back daddy Tanner! Hope all is well with your girls!
Jesse Dunlap
Thank you!!!
Jesse Dunlap
Bout time Murph!
kpthedruid
WOOOOOOOH!!! 🥳🎉🎆🙌
Austin Soren
Lather up your poles and cream up your rods 💀
Samson
LATHER YOUR POLE
