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D&D Court: Nasty Bards, Evil Dads, and Mustard Custard
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Dungeon Court is back in session! Join Justices Murphy, Axford, and... Hurwitz (!?) as they convene to pass judgement on your trials at the table!
CREDITS:
Sound Mixing and Editing by Trevor Lyon
Dungeon Court Theme Song by Sam Weiller
Comments
Malia Balas
I love that Emily's dedication to bits even transcends into building MTG commander decks. I'm inspired by Lady Orca
Kaidan Christopherson
It’s better to flip a bluray anyway since they’re scratch resistant
Kelley
Now I kinda want to learn to play Magic the gathering
JigMink
Tiarat!
Eric Olberding
Hey! Caldwell doesn't just say random things. He just A to Es. Really lateral thinking, free associating, jazz! "Look, a line of lighting through 10 ten tents, this is a war camp, they've probably raided nearby farms for rations. What if she were behind a cart of beets raided from a nearby farm? No one would see her if she were hiding behind a cart full of juicy beets. NO ONE WOULD SEE HER MURPH. {MURPH response} I DUNNO MAN, SHE COULD COVER HERSELF WITH THE BEET JUICE AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHE WAS HURT TOO!"
Daniel Koh
I was in Austria ten years ago and I had a pork belly appetizer that had the most delicious and unusual mustard ice cream accompaniment thing and every time y’all said mustard custard I thought of that day lol.
Totally Offside
Sure. The DM could have ruled they were all sufficiently sneaky to get a jump on the camp though. Wouldn't be uncommon. But not when your "distraction" is attacking everybody lol. 99 times out of 100 the person saying they shouldn't be in initiative is wrong.
Gearbox
To be fair, neither the submitter or the court discussed the actual rules for surprise. You would all roll initiative for sure, and then the dm would determine who (if anyone) in the camp is surprised. A "surprise round" isn't a real thing.
George Koors
Didn't think it was possible, but y'all are weirder sans Caldwell
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Thx to the 2 crew for a gorgeous c3. Now Kenna, go get yer girl
CUSTAAAAARD
Gabrielle
I dont know what it is about bullspit that made me cry from laughing but it has fully entered my vocabulary
frogwithhumanhands
murph just saying "sure" when Emily said SantaHog made me cry laughing
Mark A Miller
The funniest thing Jake has ever said is "Hold your loved ones close and tell em they're pissing you off" lol
Nick
For the Lady Orca commander deck build- the One More Mana boys made a Lady Orca deck for their Shuffle Up & Play Jank Off.
Adrian
In that first case the DM could have just said "yeah you punch right in the face" and not even call for damage, give the player a role moment... that attitude of cheeky rolling and stuff is just to punish players, and beside, you as a DM do not want to expose the lore you work hard on? I have bad memories of DMs that just work to punish players
Andrew Elrod
Way back in the late 90s we used the NetRunner CCG as part of our CyberPunk 2020 campaign. It was indeed very rad, but also agreed upon by all parties.
Michael Lawton
Wild West space adventure? Firefly.
Jonathan Fookes
Caldwell’s presence is so strong in this ep still, amazing
William Bowen
If the deception check succeeds, then the enemy says "He's found us! We don't have much time." And now the rat king exists. Edit: I should have listened to the sentencing first.
Ken
What I usually do as to not get full initiative going again for something that isn't combat related outright, I'll just set a timer and have the players figure it out before time is up otherwise, consequences. Does it make them freak out and panic? Yes. Do they figure it out faster? Also yes. 😅😂
Natural Dragon
WTF?!?!? I thought we all agreed that Jake could Only be a justice in Boston. I guess I will listen anyways..
Haven
came to say this! Very happy
Belligerant_Me
Omg Justice Jake PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE play a character with a old west accent I was thrown by how good you’d sound as an old prospector or something And it’s been like 2 campaigns since Emily did moonshine, so I think it’s open season on someone else doing a twang again
The Fun Yaunt
It appears so 😅 Emily was also right that my DM is a graduate student (though not a history major, haha) with limited time on his hands, so I think that may be the culprit!
The Fun Yaunt
I can’t wait to look for 1) mustard 2) custard and 3) a froyo machine in the Wild West 🫡 Thank you, Justices!!!
Molly
Ohhh no! Deeply baffling. Did they confuse having a plot line with railroading?
The Fun Yaunt
😭 Thank you!!! I feel so justified in my frustration/boredom 🫶🏻
The Fun Yaunt
Sadly the hours of fruitless role play were us looking for clues to get home 😭 Part of my conversation with the DM was to see if he intended us to stay in the cowboy world— he said he didn’t want to railroad us into either option ☹️
Benjamin P Parson Gomberg
“Sorry, cold resistance doesn’t help. This is Cold Rat damage, it’s different”
Sylva
I would think from the sound of the Rat animal messenger thing the DM rolled the intimidation without saying it was gonna be roll at all
Wyred
Really want some Hoglidays and Hogfather cross over... RIP Terry Pratchett.
KingHalt
Blue Rat Head does cold rat damage
Chris Swank
I love Murphs increasing hatred for the socials at the end
Osha
tiarat
Nikolaus Cox
Big fan of Murph ceasing to ever mention Twitter.
Cj Ferrigno
The Caldwell bits are gold
Bryce Peterson
Walk in Galaderon with the etiquette of the Crick, yelling—
bradley Battaglia
They definitely meant fire bolt, not lightning bolt familiar with can't even use lightning bolt
EnglebertCumberbatch
Looked up Lady Orca. Very sad to see that she's not an actual orca.
Magerdamage
I really need murph and Emily to be made aware of the podcast Who Killed Avril Levine if they aren't already.
Timothy Daughtridge
As a patreon supporter I would love a mixed bag where the gang played Magic the Gathering
Joseph Cruz
Hey Boobs! I was wondering, will anymore music from this campaign/prior campaigns be released to Spotify in the future? Emily was my number one artist in my Spotify Wrapped, because I use all her music for my dnd games every week! I’d love to use music from, say, the Hells chapter of campaign one or The Beastlands. No Presh ofc!
Shane C
Between this and the Critical Role MTG episode I’ve learned so much about Lady Orca
Hostage4hire
someone gotta do it
Totally Offside
I love it when people are so confident that the court will rule in their favour then they describe themselves doing something absolutely bizarre. CC: the submitter who thought they should get a surprise round for the whole party because they attacked half the enemy camp.
Alex Herndon
Awwww you guys really miss Hugh
Jedidiah Archer Smith
Alright what’s it going to take to do some magic streams against some Patreon lasses and lads
Hammy
Maybe I’m just emotional today but the gang doing Caldwell bits while he is away made me tear up a little. It’s the most wholesome razzing.
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl Loved returning to the Multiverse of Mavrus Happy Hogust Hoglidays to all nd to all a good tug
There’s a class or regular feat that allows for this iirc
Blobby5678
Santa Hog …
Lizzy French
When Cladwell comes back you all should play this episode for him, but pause before Murph gives the Caldwell take and see how close Caldwells real reply would have been 😅
Sand Panda
I would have gone Mars Attacks mode if I was some future version sucked into the wild west past. The 1st town left with one survivor to explain how their fellow townsfolks were melted would have butterfly effected us out of existence, but totally worth the mayhem due to a dull DM.
An_Armed_Bear
The funniest thing about the distraction cast is I'm pretty sure you can't cast Lightning Bolt through a familiar since it's not a Touch spell.
Nick Lerche
Foppish Dweeb right out of the gate is pretty hilarious
Travis
*Tiarat
Scott
I'd almost say the point of cheekiness is being noticed doing something un expected but blatant in a playful way.
Scott
Cheekiness is not akin to subtlety. I disagree that you can't be cheeky and obvious.
Lindsey
"actually we're playing pickleball" wow for sure the closest listening to naddpod has come to having a conversation with my parents
Gearbox
I must disagree with the first case. Rolling for initiative for every little thing would slow the game way down. It's on the cleric to call out nonlethal damage, and if they did not it's on them to make haste to heal, they know how the game works. If you punch someone to zero, and then don't immediately heal them, that's a fuck around and find out moment.
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl Loved returning to the Multiverse of Mavrus Happy Hogust Hoglidays to all nd to all a good tug
S tier episode with a side of sad bc we miss our favorite Justice of Japes.
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl Loved returning to the Multiverse of Mavrus Happy Hogust Hoglidays to all nd to all a good tug
I’m from lower appellate crick court, and while they should have been open to trying it, it was an open and shut case of entrapment & misleading contract of conduct. Bad manners does not equal violating TTRPG law, I move to strike your appeal and to wish you a happy Hoglidays
Jade
Worked at a tennis club for 3 years and they converted a good chunk of courts for pickleball. Can confirm the tennis vs pickleball player beef.
Taylor Manes
this episode featured some truly spot-on murph impressions
Nicolette Taylor
As someone who LOVES to play support I think I’d actually enjoy the crit curse
Sean Boyle
That first DM did nothing wrong. Sounds like he's asked his family to play magic before and they sadi no. Also if I know anything about Magic it's so hard to find a playgroup sometimes. Especially if you're shy and don't want to go to a FNM at a Game Shop. So instead of continuing to hound them he Met them on their level and played the game they wanted to play. And all he did was ask them for 1 session to meet him on his level and they decided they couldn't do it and that the game he cared about was nt worth their time. It's not as though he was asking them to become magic players just do one encounter with the magic cards. For the Judges to side against him on top of everything else is a severe breach of justice and I call for an appeal.
Molly
I suspect the railroad dm was expecting the players to immediately start chasing down clues to get home, uncovering the time hopping villain and when that didnt happen now they are also stuck just living in a cowboy world they thought would last 2 sessions
Charli A
Came here to add this, glad I wasn't the only one
Valorie Doan
The phrase 'slinging mustard custard' is absolutely vile
Emma
The DM who is afraid to railroad is simply railroading the party into having a boring and bad time. And also weirdly railroading them into having to engage in the story in a super specific way by saying no to everything and having a storyline in mind with only “subtle” hints.
Kitt
It was great having that Justice Tanner energy channeled this episode. There is just slightly less chaos without him, and the Justices brought that extra spirit today 👌
AutoReroll
Thank you! They kept not saying it and I was going nuts!!
ACK
Forced to swear Jake in? Truly these are dark times...
Egg
I can tell u guys really miss Caldwell this ep
Mike Rutledge
Murph really railroaded me through this ep
jbyrd
Cheeky weekend at Bernie 's one shot?
Tavitafish
They weren't called skeets until people were horrified at calling them skeets. A self fulfilling prophecy if you will.
Zaxbeez
… three days ago I decided to let my 11 (and a half!) year old start listening to campaign 1. We had a chat about words we shouldn’t say in school, and she’s now just about out of Moonstone. So. Uh. Bad parenting I guess.
austinoxner
MUSTAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
Jake Alcott
On behalf of the entire town of Medford, MA, thank you
Guy Brill
Hi Court, a Rat God has never been mentioned in my campaign at any point ever, up until the Animal Messenger plan, but I will take your suggestion and use a combined Tiamat-Tarraque stablock where they are tied together. They’re only level ten.
Tiffany C
Tweet and Skeet (for some reason that's what posts on Bluesky are called) are pretty similar sounding.
Zanna
had to google picketball tbh
Zanna
This was actually a previous dnd court ep, when Emily had a few cases left over from her bailer stint. Jake was briefly reinstated.
Elizabeth Gunn
also that was the live show right? I thought he was only a judge in Boston lol
Elizabeth Gunn
Regarding the 1/20 curse. you could have a mechanic where on a 1/20, you roll a d2 or d4 to switch it? #flipthecrit
Mark Friedgen
Tiarat
Elise Nicewick
Pickleball mention! My 2 favorite things, Naddpod and pball!
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl Loved returning to the Multiverse of Mavrus Happy Hogust Hoglidays to all nd to all a good tug
CUSSSSTAAAAARD!
CYMoon
There has been no escaping mustard on any platform for the past week. Lol
Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl Loved returning to the Multiverse of Mavrus Happy Hogust Hoglidays to all nd to all a good tug
But he was relieved of his duties when he chose to abstain twice and was forced to step down
Zanna
Emily: oh no, *I'm* the Caldwell
Pedro De Oliveira
We need bailiff tanner next episode!!!
Adam Scull
#justiceforjake
Zanna
I think this is the second time Jake has said the oath? double oathsworn?
Declan Konesky
I'm fucking turning this trash off. Shame on you. Jake a judge? Dice Christ will punish
Daniel
Supreme Court justices don't exactly get hazed but the least senior justice does have to make the coffee
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
Justice Jake? JJ instead of BJ?
kin
i know it’s the hoglidays but this is too far
Allen S
What a big day for Justice Jack.
wick
God bless Jake absolutely having the pledge locked and loaded
Matt Gustavson
The baby has grown up
Kellyd
JUSTICE Hurwitz? I may have to abstain from this episode
