Post "D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Boomer Pooh" by "naddpod"

Ryan Higgins

When I feel bad, I come back to Boomer Pooh

River

A pvp melee with all the random characters made during dnd court.

Alex Mayhem

Hey, some millennials have Gen X parents because of teen pregnancy.

SimpleWater

Them joking around and not roasting the fuck out of the squirrel dm is making me rage lol.

Zachary Snow

There is a scenerio in which I could totally see someone get mad over baiting on opportunity attack. Maybe I'm just a cynic, but I think the DM is leaving out some details. If the DM ran 10 ft away and said, "Oh, and since I'm running away, you get an opportunity attack." THEN told him he already used his reaction for the turn? That changes the whole story. There was no mention of how the other players at the table reacted or their opinions on it, and that makes me think the DM is only telling half the story.

Jess Mosher

specifically at 40:19 the audio cut out and we missed something

Jess Mosher

Did anyone else notice the audio cut out while Jake was reading the case about the one on one session with the DMs wife?

Cooper Erikson

All I could think of during the Squirl Suit debacle was Chris Farley and Patric Swayze doing the Chippendales dance on SNL.

Amanda Weisbrod

I’ve never laughed so hard during an episode, Boomer Pooh got me 🍯🐻

Totally Offside

Do they let the stenographer eat with them or do they make them take lunch notes?

Allie Talarico

Desperately searching the comments for someone saying “Okay Pooh-mer” 😂

Robert de Forest

If the "Mike's Harder" case wasn't an ad, why did they bother to include the brand name? It's not salient to the case. If it WAS an ad, advertisers are going to some extreme lengths to get past my many ad blockers.

Nick Becks

Oh bother, how do I rotate this PDF?

Ian Capper

Holy shit a mudhoney reference

Stephanie R.

I’m listening to an old episode of D&D court where Emily was wondering if bailiffs eat lunch with the judge. I go to court weekly for work and the bailiffs do eat lunch with the judges! At least at my court the judges and the bailiffs are buddies. We once got to eat donuts together before court for the bailiffs birthday!!

EmperorGreed

Baiting an opportunity attack is absolutely not metagaming, it's a feint

AmLevass - Rachel dies in Animorph

I woke my husband up because of Boomer Pooh <3

Joelle H

My name is Joelle :) it is a fairly rare name so it was such a treat to hear my name said by everyone. Love you guys

Taylor Manes

i not only want but NEED boomer pooh merch

SoPHisTiCatED-Ox

Boomer Pooh Merch please!

Michael Ozment

Boomer Pooh merch yet?

Cross

🙋🏻‍♂️ boomer pooh

Stephen Fike

Raising my hand for Murph a.k.a. Boomer poo this Halloween

Professor Pratt

Maybe the DM will have to wear a zoot suit and play the Squirrel Nut Zippers

Professor Pratt

I think the Chippendale Brunch is a very different thing

Amani Hope

Boomer Pooh has legggggs. I was waking up my partner laughing in the middle of the night.

Gabrielle Warakomski

Please… i unfortunately need boomer Pooh merch

Jack Farley

I raised my hand for boomer Pooh

Featherweight

Coulda been a familiar or the like there are so many ways to proc sneak.

SkipperMars

Murph should be sentenced to one Boomer Pooh NPC before the gang leaves the Feywild

AgedGouda

Oh you guys missed the opportunity to say “may dice Christ have mercy on your roll”

AgedGouda

In the case of the rogue vs bard pvp, I don’t think the rogue should’ve got sneak attack on his hit. Yes an enemy of his target was in 5 feet, but he said it came down to just him and the bard so I assume that person was down, and sneak attack says the enemy of the target can’t be incapacitated. Unless he was a swashbuckler? In which case wouldn’t there need to be no one nearby?

emjemme

Weird that I remember going to a character breakfast and chip and dale were the main characters? This would be in maybe 1998.

Christopher Lasasso

boomer Pooh is fucking gold - when will we get an avengers end game style episode featuring the many characters of the naddpod universe?

Lorelei The Succubi and Kyra The succulent snack

I think it's funny everyone is giving Jake shit for pronouncing Names wrong (Jo El) when he is the ONLY one of them that says my wife's name correctly, Kyra (Key-Rah)

Alex Yang

Need boomer Pooh

Jenneryy

Millennial mom here (1986) and I loved Smashing Pumpkins and listened to them so much. My daughter is 11, but the character dinner she wanted when we went on a Disney cruise when she was little was all about Tiana from princess and the frog and Rapunzel from Tangled!

Erica

I want you to know, I would buy all the Boomer Pooh merch. Please, god please. I need an oversized Boomer Pooh sleep shirt (no pants, as Pooh would)

Jo Wright

I agree on the vibe shift precedent! I’ve played with both dry and wet (ew, sorry) groups and once you’ve played for a couple months with a dry group and no one has brought/ talked about bringing alcohol to sessions at all, it just feels like an unspoken assumption that it doesn’t happen in that space. No shade to the Mike’s HardER enjoyer, bringing your own drink is a natural way to gauge that/ have those conversations. But it wouldn’t feel natural to ask someone else to pick it up for me if we’d never had it there before. I would assume that “anything” referred to a collection of things / types of things we have brought into that space before.

Jaime Weaver

I need you to know how fast I would buy Boomer Pooh merch.

Kitty Stryker

You know, even if you have been friends for a long time, you might not know each other’s relationship with alcohol. Addiction can be a private thing. it can also be something that isn’t a personal issue, but is in your life more widely, and it might make you uncomfortable. I would absolutely check with any group of friends before I brought alcohol to a group hang, *especially* the host whose home I’m in. I’d feel the same way if somebody picked up weed gummies 🤷🏻‍♀️ and that’s not even taking into account that being buzzed can impact focus on a game, and that’s some thing everyone should get to opt into before you make that decision, not as a response afterwards.

Kitty Stryker

yes, absolutely! I was like hang on, I’m pretty sure that there is a Chip and Dale brunch

Totally Offside

"I can't believe we're gonna get sidetracked. It's insane to me. You can't say that some cartoons are timeless in their age while others are born when they're drawn!" is an all time Jake quote.

Andrew Yeager

I have to agree there was a vibe shift. If you're going out to the store to get snacks and then you decide. Oh I want alcohol. You got to text the group to say hey I'm getting alcohol. Do you want any drinks?

Miss Ter Cole

I'm just here for the redacted Ryan Reynolds spoiler.

Stephen Laster

I want boomer poo merch....

TheDopeGuy

Fun fact Angry orchid and twisted teas are owned by the same company. Boston beer company. I’ve been digging voodoo ranger tea this summer.

Tim R

Honestly, with the right DM having someone look up stat blocks wont matter, because they customize the monster so much anyway. Or use kobold press monsters! Having your hand on the HP dial and turning it up when they’re whomping, and turning it down when being whomped is also standard for some. I once changed a water elemental to be immune to fire, and vulnerable to ice because it made more sense and would force the PCs to try new strategies. But fr, f the anti-dice. Don’t play w people like that.

Jema Horjus

did anyone else quietly sing that line from hamilton to themselves when the word "inimitable" came up?

Pamphleteer

The thing about begrudgingly using an item you don't like happened to my bard, who does not want to wear the stupid rat shroud we found but also is the only party member without dark vision, so I have to wear it occasionally

Totally Offside

1000000%. Imagine you're like "hey I'm gonna grab and icee from the gas station, anyone want anything?" and one dude is like "anything? Well damn, I guess you can bring me back a bottle of Jack Daniels!" Ppl would think you were psychotic. Not a single person at that table actually thought "anything" meant "ANYTHING".

Thermovore

I agree with The People v. Mikes Harder decision

Martian

Murphy do got Boomer Pooh energy

Jorgus

to the one-on-one campaign wife guy: her can just talk to his wife about what she likes getting out of the sessions. if she likes the story rich aspect- play some story rich games together or watch story rich shows/movies and discuss it with her. if she likes combat just run combat. if she likes RP just do some rp scenes, maybe bring that energy into the bedroom if that's what either of you are into. a lot of options instead of just a dnd campaign

Wholesomethot

That confession is something that I actively made a class around. An intelligence based fighting class. This dude is in the eternal fire.

Polly Ennis-Theobald

I will pay an unreasonable amount of money for a boomer pooh bucket hat

scott kennedy

Can some talented artist out there please draw a picture of sonic, donkey kong and a man in a realistic grinch costume (hell, it could actually be a grinch) pressed up against a door, trying to keep a raging boomer Pooh from entering the room?

Brendan Martin

The Vibe Shift Precedent is so valid. It comes of as problematic if your friends are getting slurpees and you need to drink.

Mack N

ok but who tf did that player steal the squirrel suit from

Lee

I felt so betrayed when there was no Adam Driver voice

Ken

ok so apparently Pooh is part of the Greatest Generation ? the first appearance of Winnie the Pooh was in 1925 according to wikipedia??? but tbh boomer pooh is way funnier

Ken

RIGHT??? is this DM trying to cuck this player *and* make them into a squirrel?

goddammi

Not really misunderstood, you just cheated lmao

Five Titties Flapping in the Wind, riding this going away heat into obscurity

Man, this was harder to listen to than I thought because while I did know I was being a heel, I also left out a lot to avoid being recognized. I still fully accept being a dice-devil but it hurts being misunderstood. Take care and be kind to yourselves, y’all.

Austin Soren

Do Murph and Caldwell not remember the character who loves Chip and hates Dale, and wants to eat Mickey Mouse pancakes with him? A core 8 bit book club memory for me 😂

yumehop (no. 1 ol' cobb fan)

To the couple that plays together solo: try IRONSWORN rpg! It's an excellent rpg for solo or co-op/ 1Gm and 1 player. You can play a fantasy adventure with a slightly faster pace than dnd and both "co-dm" or play with no dm at all (in addition to the traditional format) works great for long form games-- I've ran an Ironsworn campaign for 4 players for over 2 years now. The game is completely free! There are great supports for it too and a great discord server w the official creator

Aster Ellis

Mudhoney is definitely a solid argument for Gen X Pooh

Jake

Is it scary to anyone else that brunch with chip and dale was referenced in this episode without acknowledging that they made the same joke in 8 bit book club

CommodoreBlue

🙋‍♂️Murph for Boomer Pooh!! 🙋‍♀️ Emily for Gen X Stitch!!

Marianne

Wait, isn't Some Guy Who Likes Chicken also the guy whose DM was using the game as an excuse to hit on his IRL girlfriend? Is this the same DM???

Adamantium

✋🏽Boomer Pooh!!! 😂

sven sven

I absolutely need Caldwell to play an Aarakocra now. Don't take that away from us Murph.

Aiyana

I feel like its deranged (im being dramatic) to vote against the person for the drink one. all of the cases they made were like "well you don't know unless you know the person" but they very clearly know each other and have been playing dnd for over a year. anything is anything. also, they were going to get beverages! an icee is a beverage! if they wanted something alcoholic they should've said. why is it someone else's job to assume that "the vibe" will change because they bought alcohol from a place that you can obviously buy alcohol from. also the cases they made were like, "we'll we were getting ice cream and then cane back with a beer" ?? they went to the gas station not an ice cream shop. gas stations have entire walls of drinks and if you think its someone else's job to tell you you can get alcohol from a place that sells alcohol thats a personal problem

Mauricio

Isn't Pooh greatest generation? Two before boomers.

Shawn McNerney

Big fan of the Mudhoney reference Murph, I thought it was a solid Pooh joke.

Shawn McNerney

You don't come, you die aloooooone

Becca Newt

BOOMER POOH IT'S PUBLIC DOMAIN

Leomund's Tiny Nut

The way Emily just said amicus brief is unhinged. It’s not an alien fungus

Barlosaur

Slayed me too

Adam Sutton

Oh man. I’ve never vehemently disagreed with the court more than the Mike’s HARDER Lemonade argument (not sponsored). Anything means *anything*! It’s up to the individuals to decide if they want alcohol, not up to the person asking to go down the list of items to cover. Would you have the same note if the person brought a candy bar and the DM was upset that they didn’t get chocolate? Or an energy drink? Or chips? The vibe shift is wrong, and it’s up to the person who is asked to make that decision, and then live with the decision. They’re okay to be disappointed, but they should not place their disappointment on the person who offered, rather themselves for not considering their options. Anything. Means. Anything. 😤

AutoReroll

As cool as those Halloween costumes sound I would never put someone masc presenting in a situation where they had to wear a shirt with no pants. In fem presenting peeps it looks endearing and comfortable. In masc presenting folk it looks awkward and creepy.

xatlern

A couple of things re: the Mike's Hard submitter: If they're hanging out for that long before they even start playing, I would think they're close enough to probably know each other's deal about alcohol. But also, if someone's already given me an answer about whether or not they want something, I don't want to keep bothering them with "are you sure? are you sure you're sure? I can't tempt you with a hard lemonade?" Plus then you're hanging out in reply limbo if they don't see the text right away

austinoxner

69th like! NIIIIIIIICE!

Tyler Dowd

Can't believe all this talk about Chip and Dave and there is no mention about how Chip is a coward and Dale is a natural born leader. They even discussed the character breakfast Murph wants to share with Dale.

xyz chaos

I forgot about that! Deep cut!

Verdigree

This is a dark day in justice, to so flagrantly besmirch both the letter and the spirit of the law! To say "Anything" does not mean "Anything" is to insult the very gods themselves, for if Asmodeus promised "Anything" in a contract, 'twould be beyond impossibility He might betray that divine promise by failing to uphold His obligation! To say that any Wish-granter, much less the Most Unholy Lord Asmodeus should need to qualify "Anything"? I pray that when faced with the Armies of Barristers and Seas of Solicitors descending from the Heavens and ascending from the Pit in defense of meaning itself, that wisdom finds root in your hearts.

Curby Dickens

Literally in tears laughing at Boomer Pooh. I’m dying. Dying.

Hannah

hearing Murph and Emily talk about their of-mic campaign conversations really just makes me think of the phrase "to be known is to be loved" and it's SO cute ❤️

JustSomeKnob

I’d honestly buy a Boomer Pooh bucket hat

Jack Francis West

OH BOTHER😭😭😭

Blaize Gordon

Y'all had better release the boomer Pooh merch! 🤣😂🤣😂 Or we'll all get you 😐

Melissa Shilale

Quiet cousin is for sure from the silent generation, 1928-1945

Jake L.

Chip and Dale first appeared in 1943. If we count that as their birth, they're part of the silent generation. However, if we pretend they were 16 year old chipmunks at the time of they're first appearance, then they are indeed part of the Greatest Generation.

Gabe Dobles

Emily referencing an old Caldwell and Murph bit from 8 bit book club and Murph not getting it makes a lot of sense (26:00) https://youtu.be/XbZWgbwBKOA?si=yxKnBq4i5kwLqWDz

ChefJustinLane

I do have to say, I ran the grill station at Disney's Grand Floridian for their daily character BRUNCH almost every day for over a year. So they 100% do that :) <3

Witpending

The idea of boomer Pooh being grouchy about people wanting him to wear pants is truly gut busting 🤣

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Boomurph Pooh

FusRohNahSon

Mudhoney mentioned TOUCH ME IM SICCCK

Agiddysea

May Dice Christ have mercy on your roles.

Eli McCool

Boomer pooh has legs but no pants

Poronekton

*raises hand* no context

Emma

Waaaaait wait wait was the squirrel suit DM the same DM that told SomeGuyWhoLikesChicken (SGWLC) that he likes SGWLC’s girlfriend????? I NEED to know

Rebecca Neal

Chippendales is the male exotic dancer franchise. Chip and Dale, the cartoon chipmunks, are Disney characters.

Rain

Boomer Pooh had me dying 😭 another cursed addition to the NADDPOD multiverse

teethknight

Extremely generous read on Squirrel DM, they're just a huge fan of Marvel's Squirrel Girl

Beau Tran

Chip N Dale is a like male stripper place lol it's not Disney restaurant

Mr.Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (aka The penguin)

Wow. Is there a more modern profession in this world?

Mac S

I make fursuits for a living so hearing y'all talk about them was wild haha They would make absolutely horrible armor

Pedro De Oliveira

Yes please!!! I need to know what happened

Pedro De Oliveira

Yes!!! Plsss

Pilar Pozo

WAIT wasn’t “some guy who likes chicken” the same guy who had the DM that was in love with his girlfriend on Aabria’s episode? Is it the same username and different players or is this guy just playing with same insane DM?? If it is the same guy, he owes us an update!

Matt Hartt

He appears to be yelling at a service worker. You wonder if it could be some kind of...boomer Pooh?

James Flannery

I think Murph is way more a Boomer Pooh than a Gen X Stitch.

Noah Coleman

Wait isn't "some guy who like chicken" the guy who's friend confessed feelings for his girlfriend, then romanced her character in game? I need an update if they're willing!

James Pellegrene

Same vibes! Perfect timing on the release this time around

Zaxbeez

So excited for the next Surprise Round. “You see a man in a very good silly old bear costume, or hell, it could be Pooh himself.”

Jake Alcott

WHHHOOOOOAAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAOOOAAA

Courtney F.

I got listen to the main feed ep on the way into work, now I'm listening to the short rest on the way home! Thank you! 😄

Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return

welcome back the full dungeon kit justices, drum drum. EDIT: how did emily CLOCK THAT

yeow

Oh my god the squirrel armor case is the best written case I’ve heard in a while.

Rachel From Animorphs

Back from recess and already a broken arm by Caldwell! These kids need a teacher out there.

Pankkeli

Guess I’ll go sleep in 52 minutes instead

Matt Hartt

I just finished the main feed Ep and checked to see if the bonus cases were up yet. Posted 4 minutes ago. Dice Christ has blessed me today. Thanks for helping me slack at work this Friday afternoon