D&D Court: Tiny L's, Cursed Bran, and The Dinosaur-Free Jurassic Park

Jordan Lyons

Protection from Evil and Food

I like the idea of “Lend” as a loan shark who ruins the party, or “Liamunds tiny nut” giving +1 to wisdom due to post nut clarity.

Calder Cums Cold, Shoutout to the Cold Cum CUMpanions. Frosty Facial

God dam Murph ate this ep. As someone who listens to these at work. Y’all make look insane, just laughing maniacally for seemingly no reason. Thank you

NalarOfNazgûl

The person not wanting a cereal cursed player in their pirate campaign missed a real opportunity to make a one piece-esque pirate crew of all the cereal mascots.

Daisy

Cranberry hate! Unacceptable!!

Katie P.

The ring of the grammarian is right out of The Adventure Zone - I remember it turned Divine Word into like Divine Wood

Brynnah

This is a dungeons and daddies item, and the stepdad sounds like a bad version of Ron Stampler, stepdad. But the word changer they used had a break roll of 15, those items need to be limited!

Mad Dungeon Mama

I don't know why... But "I turned geas into peas" made me just about wet myself 💀

Laura Webb + Michael Garcia

Leomund's Tiny But Level 3 spell Casting time: 1 reaction Verbal component You quickly ammend a spell that is being cast by attaching a new clause to it. See counterspell rules to determine whether or not the clause you add takes effect. Example: a mage casts fireball, BUT it also fills the pockets of those targeted with gold. 😂

JigMink

Don't sweat killing your players with accidental ogres in Dragon of Ice Spire Peak. I would have killed mine with intentional wererats that you encounter later because they're immune to all non-magical damage and the players don't have any magical or silvered weapons. Luckily, I forgot about this and thought they were only resistant to non-magical damage.

Justin S

Leomund’s tiny - OH I’M GONNA GRINCH

Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Murph's roll wasn't cocked... she is in fact Ankara. Gorthalax Said So

also I am in Wild shape right now, I may be full of candy but I am succeptiable to bludgeoning damage. Please dont smash

Shel B, Kenna’s 2nd fave sprite girl. Murph's roll wasn't cocked... she is in fact Ankara. Gorthalax Said So

my favorite moment in the Trinyvale x Bahumia arc was Jens panicking his dr evil impression wouldnt be funny anymore once he saw obsidian riding the bonjangles, the horse riding horse lmaooo

The Fun Yaunt

Shout out to the haters for giving us a hilarious bit this episode — you deserve a string cheese