D&D Court: Gramma is a PROBLEM PLAYER

Zoop

Aw maybe I’m projecting too much and the grandma is a very frustrating human to be around for her but…aww I feel so bad for her. Maybe run a campaign with j her and like two other easy going ppl and let them all start as higher players? Let grandma live her fantasy

Zoop

The reverse gravity case got me heated man. Why tf didn’t the dm just look up the spell rules to verify? And then using it later with the actual rules?!?) infuriating. I am 100% am behind ruining the dms dvd player

kerokaze

Triple Choco Banana Punpology

Rowan Hildebrand-Chupp

I cracked up @ the idea of the mom sending "deux ex machine earned? *Kermit sipping tea gif*"

Olivia M

I want to second other people asking for warning about the calorie counting comments!! Also just wanted to say, Caldwell is right about the adding zucchini to banana bread to make it healthier: addition IS healthy!!

Josef Jozefowicz

Murph missed a PRIME opportunity to say "you have to take that grandma with a grain of salt" lol

Our friend Simon

She's a princess, a fairy queen, born of a chaos demon and an angel of steadfast love... and raised by critters.

Cain Catto

yes thank you!! it makes me sad when they talk about food in such a diet culture-y way :( eating food is not bad!!

Brendon Miller

You’re gonna do WHAT to a DVD!?

Jenna

Adding veg adds fibre to your carbs and fat and helps not spike ur blood shit - healthy don’t mean salads brother, banana bread and broc pizza can live comfortably in a healthy life

Haley Anne

The more I learn about Emily lore, the more I believe she is a fae creature from an alternative world that is just a little different than ours. And to be clear I love it.

Argonautica

No one is going to see this, but I do want to say if you want a dramatic banana bread (also great for brownies). If you know how to make nut milks, make peanut milk, use it to make a baked good, assuming you like peanut butter like flavors, it makes an intense bread or brownie/cake thing.

I truly started crying at the thought of sugar pants

I love to bake and my specialty is zucchini muffins! Like zucchini bread but in muffin tins. Sometimes I make cream cheese frosting for them

Elsa Miesch

The movie Play is French so that’s why you maybe haven’t heard of it but I’ve only heard very good stuff from people who have seen it. Highly recommend.

vamanda

absolutely just lie to your brain

Zachary Mullins

not dropping an episode after stealing callie… despicable

Zachary Armstrong

Follow Up Free '23

Riley Counts

I know I must do now, I’ll host a dnd one shot, and I promise in the name of dice Christ, I fight for the law of honesty, justice, and order. I promise to uphold the code of the dice bible. I will now return to dnd

SJ Faubert

Zucchini bread is the absolute bomb. Adding bananas and chocolate sounds like *chef's kiss*.

I was picturing a DVD in case for the first half of the episode

bananas are a trash fruit, emily is right. banana bread is ok though.

Nicole Jordan

Hear me out raspberry Jell-O center with a DVD suspended

C. Dacey Tidwell

I’ve been an oaf…so here’s a loaf.

Nathaniel Levy

Highly recommend the salt book, somehow super engaging the whole time

Rathus Marr

"I'm salty all the time. I just sit there and get made about stuff." Can another human be your spirit animal?

zach orion miller

I will fight anyone who tries to take my manacles, disguise kit, rapier and rope. Bring it on masked Tarrasque.

joel

Emily, notorious hater of Charlie Brown and all things slow-paced Peanuts: "I've been a blockhead"

joel

and surely the title is leading the witness: I submit that we add a diplomatic "?" after "Player" to not unfairly prejudice the jury

Matthew McDowell

The emotional turmoil that just seeing this eps title put me through was crazy. Like i was like instantly, are they going to go against the grandma precedent???

KeganExe

To answer the "how do you make banana bread dramatic" question; I have a recipe I use that includes candied ginger, and honestly I think that's the drama it needs.

Tori R

I am not a fan of banana bread… pumpkin bread is the way to go!

keysi ellle

I also don't eat bananas! Cool

Jaden Saied

“Meemaw’s Min-Maxing” please make this into merch!

Cianistarle

I'm Grandma age and I approve of the Grandma ruling!

DC

There's a flaw in the "I Gave You Ants" plan. Once you piss your sugar pants, history tells us that the player won't loan you a new pair - they only give armor to elderly alcoholic elf NPCs.