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D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Bear Traps

🕑 Added 2023-03-03 02:40:10 +0000 UTC

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Ken W

This post / episode is missing the Short Rest tag.

Jareth

I'm partial to his cousin Dick Smallwood

Melissa Titus

His brother Norm S. Erection. I’m so sorry

Justin Medrano

At the end of Infinity War, Thanos used the Space Stone to teleport away. Stormbreaker was currently lodged in his chest and when he teleported Stormbreaker stayed behind. That should be the standard

Leah

yikes as a player having to argue for there to be stakes in the campaign is too real

Trident

love to hear some Cubone love, still the cutest Pokémon

Ayn Like Ryan

It's the perfectly cut screams for me

Ayn Like Ryan

Wait what did I miss

Martian

I've thought about this before and I would absolutely love it if I could leave behind waste when I teleport. Would cut my morning routine by more than half

Faith Rossignol

I feel like with the misty step it's the wizard reaching out with their magic to bring whatever they want to bring with the misty step so I would give them the option to bring what they want. If it's something big like a person then probably an arcana check but clearly there is something with discernment deciding what comes and what doesn't or everything would teleport. The only thing I the equation with a brain is the person casting it.

m. white

I can't use misty step because I have fillings

Chris

I understand why Jake didn’t read the insanely horny confessional but I hope he showed it to the judges off-mic bc it’s hilarious

farmerjoe_y

DO A FUCKING COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FREE SHREK ONE SHOT PLEASE

Crescent Minor

I have an idea for the Nat 20 liar that I'm very excited for. You confess. You play another campaign with these characters, and during, a being of great power appears and tells your character who should have died that it is time for them to pay for the favour. Whatever your character would have wagered away to whoever this is to come back to life in that moment, that's all up to you. And now that you've established a fun new adventure to play that will make your lie canonical, your confession won't be so bad. You won't have to feel bad anymore and it'll be a cool story, I think.

Anthony Spyropoulos

the fudged nat 20 on a death save is reprehensible, but why the hell was a level 5 party fighting an adult blue dragon???

Will Taylor

Same

YourAnimeDad

The return of the AI Generating DM Mian Bruphy! All hail the machine overlords!

Mr. Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion and the Earth's protector

DM was 100% correct, usually am in agreement with Murph but feel he was wrong on this one. Perception was to notice this fact, person used an a spell and learned that didn’t work, time for them to continue to try and learn. I get ignoring certain rules at times or rule of cool, but I feel this gets into slippery territory

Reina Kim

Oh come on. The title should obviously have been “Bare Trap”

Lady Land Puma

Are the last 3 seconds cutting out on anyone else??

FusRohNahSon

Bit of a echo in the beginning

Andrew Behr

I don't think javelins are pants. I think they are belts though.

Ilana Galpert

Also, could you not have pulled the bear trap stake out of the ground and then teleported? Seems like they were open to teleporting with the trap, but to just shut it down immediately... Let them break the chain or something

Ilana Galpert

So many of these I'm with the dm for the first half and then there's a soap opera betrayal

An_Armed_Bear

The G in Hugh G. Rection stands for girth.

Witch of the Willow Bowers

I love you all. You’re all sweet babies.

Alex Messbarger

The turtle was behind wall of force it can only go away by disintegrate and specifically can’t be dispelled so yes the dm was right…

Michael V. Mancuso

I lost it at lack toad in tolerance

Jeremy Tyler

Much like a bear trap 😏

Nesve Fowl

I know it was a joke, but I would love a Shrek one-shot.

thiswayjose

Love it when they latch on to a joke early on and just commit.

Tom J

That may have been the Best "Rolling With The [BLANK] Dice" Outro ever.

FregLover

I tried to like your comment and now I have a bear trap on my wrist?

Cody Wright

For the bear trap I present the Hughie defense.. in the show The Boys when ever Hughie teleports his clothes get left behind.

The Seasonal Goblin

I'm going to bear trap so many players

BeanCurdHero

Legit, a well done Pokémon campaign is the dream

Thimo Trommer

Holy shit the ending was so coordinated good job intrepid Heroes!

Brandon

I keep trying to hit the play button but all I’m getting is a bear trap on the tip of my finger? Anyone else having this problem?

Dominic Stacey

Thank you guys so much for reading my case!!! I don't even care that I lost, unfortunately I can't play the game due to a falling out with the DM. We did play that campaign for 10 sessions and I did enjoy the pokemon battles having decided if it was happening I was going to go all in As for my punishment I'd gladly work for NADDPOD, I'm more versed in Pathfinder 1e rules though