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Tortle Tank: Still in The Tank

🕑 Added 2022-09-02 00:30:00 +0000 UTC

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The Grinch Tried to Pump my Gas in Jersey so I Put the Car in Reverse

Jake as the business tortle while coldly saying, "I love a merger." really works for my eggs

Rotem Cohen

Bringing tp to the live show as a gift

AlbireoRising

Anyone else notice that anyone who has the code can unlock the memory from the sphere? The aggressor could extract the code and then access the memory. Makes it a useless object to carry around, though still potentially cool in the ways the Tortles described.

Jerred Hermann

I laugh every time I hear the theme music for this. Exceptional

TitoDarko

In the next episode can you say where the pitches at?

Megan

wish there had been video to see murphs reaction through all of this, especially the last one! 😂

Renegade

“and on the best bit we’ve ever done” 😂 love you all

mo Hargrove

Thank you! Yes, the ally Beardsley episode was the Flintstones chaos 😂.

Barlosaur

Court episode with the lovely Aabria Iyengar. The Jack Skellington bit Murph does slayed me

Avasashado

It was a dungeon court, I think ot was the one with Ally

vamanda

rip mangias

mo Hargrove

Unrelated, but does anyone remember what episode has Murph singing his What's this/little chair song?

Caralyn Nicole

ohhh ty!

Nortara

*spoilers for Fantasy High* They may be talking about Biz, the pixie who had his memory modified

Nortara

This reminds me of the cold Chester from Don’t Starve. A living chest that follows you around and keeps your stuff cold ^_^

Caralyn Nicole

who was the villain who lost their memories that murph was referring to? 🤔

Bridget Adams

My friend walked into our session with a 6pack of toilet paper and said "I demand inspiration!" so thank you cause now I have toilet paper

Katy Tacik

I just got one of my players to buy the Murder Dagger and the crows crit on him and almost killed him in one hit 👌

Tim

The scam magic item list is very cool. It reminds me of a great instragam follow, which is @dndspeak . They actually do have a list of 100 scam magic items, linked here: https://www.dndspeak.com/2022/04/21/100-magic-items-a-scam-artist-would-sell/

Elizabeth Lees

My group created a bag of colding by putting a cold orb inside a bag of holding and essentially making a portable fridge/freezer. Came in handy for transporting monster parts and not having it go bad.

Heck

Mangas

Zach Collier

They should chuck check on the DVD and double down XD

Zach Collier

Attention tortles, tordetts, turt-a-linies. I posses a dart (only cause I wanted to make an enchanted dart) that works mechanically as yondu's arrow from guardians of the galaxy. I named it the "wishbone arrow" comprised from star-alloyed metal with the sharp end of the dart being the middle point of the shape. As an attack action you can throw the +2 dart at a target,then with a bonus action can proceed to move the dart to another location or another creature(needing another roll to hit) I bet you shellfish hides are wondering "why is it the shape of a wishbone" Simply you can break the dart and loose the object to cast a wish spell. The dart must be in your possession to break it otherwise the wish is randomized by the dms descression. Personally I see how broken this can be mainly because I'm an artificer and would make this item my infusion but I digress I know I'm a madman. Tortles I only ask for the shells of the eggs so I can implant my own monstrosities in them. Lmk if you need my po box.

Will M.

I don't know what's better, dvd flipping or chuck checking 😂

Olivia Hill

All the Caldwell scolding 😂 I love him so much

gerard

I actually read Vita Nostra because of you recommendation Emily, and It was such a good read. It's a shame that the next book won't be translated till March 2023 :(

Saru

Murph insincerely saying "that's awesome" after Caldwell is doing the DVD flips is my favorite thing dkfnfnd

Hopscotch

TIL that there are over 1000 bones in the human body and definitely NOT just 206. Thank you, Caldwell 💕

Micah Edmonds

None of you paid the Hoarders Wand NEARLY enough credit. That shit was hilarious.

farmerjoe_y

MORE BONES! MORE! A THOUSAND BONES!

Jacob

I mean It's a human body Michael, how many bones could it possibly have?

Hunter Wright

Caldwell thinking there's a 1,000 bones in the human body is absolutely the most Caldwell thing I've ever heard. 206 buddy

Hunter Wright

Jake's "y-y-you jerk" brought back major J&A vibes. Y-y-y-ou circlejerking diva!

Brianna

Over 1000 bones?!!! One THOUSAND???

Ilana Galpert

The stone of attunement is actually really useful for level 20 artificers, who have a +1 to all saves for every item attuned

Iris Dewey

The scrape mechanic reminds of an article I saw complaining that dnd doesn’t allow partial/mixed successes like PBtA systems do, which sure, but in PBtA every failure causes complications, every mixed success comes with a downside, and especially starting out mixed successes are statistically more likely than full successes. If you want to benefit from a “near miss”, you gotta take the balance. Also if you want to play a game with mixed successes (or anything else that doesn’t exist in dnd), just play a different system. They’re super fun! They’re cheaper than dnd! They’re already balanced for that mechanic you want!

Ilana Galpert

Caldwell: There are too many bags Murph: Actually we want to franchise your bag company and create a megacorp where we only sell magic bags that are worse than the bag of holding Caldwell: This is great I agree I love it

Lindsay Resor

Halfway through the ep and y’all really popped off with these pitches so far! Definitely would work for my eggs if I had any

Katie Kerns

10/10 came to affirm 🎉 way to go Emily

Shane C

My name is Shane so am I dead…?

Moonhead

I just absolutely can't get past how much Caldwell and his chicanerous bits set Murph OFF. I absolutely love the energy it creates. 😂💖

Moonhead

Real fans Stan the dvd flipping. 😤

Evan Cordero

The useless/redundant items remind me of Professor Duttle's memory egg. At first glance it seems cool but when you actually think about it, it's pretty useless

Vinegar Tom

The salt zombie really reminds me of the salt vampire (or salt succubus) from classic Star Trek lore. Instead of going after water, they use illusions to seduce their victims and suck out the salt in their bodies. Plus they have a wacky design with a crazy face, suction cup fingers, and a leechlike mouth. Could be fun for a campy or horror space campaign! https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Salt_vampire

Leo Siebert

Caldwell getting Suze in trouble for not destroying the DVDs

Nye-Low

Critical ding 😂

Ripley Stardust Love

Watching a court of fey and flowers i also had no idea what inspiration did but i still loved it because when aabria says "take a point of inspiration" it felt really important and nice, like she was proud of the player which was really the vicarious experiance i was looking for.