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D&D Court: Psychic Kittens and Abyssal Chickens

🕑 Added 2022-01-28 03:52:39 +0000 UTC

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Lyra Costell

I’m certainly very late on this, but followers of Scientology HATE Xenu. Like, he plans to destroy the world. They HATE that guy. Even the person joking about it doesn’t even know what they’re doing lol

Maura O'Leary

OMG! I'm the DM with the Tom Cruise player - thank you so much for trying my case!!! I am incredibly honored to have been heard by the court and humbled by your kind words and gracious ruling. (I will send an update in the next submission 😁)

Anthony

"Hey be easy on me this is the first time I've ever DMed a game." "Uh actually this is now a Tom Cruise missionary isekai."

Aidan Skipper-Martinez

I wouldn't quit my job, but I'd sell my mother

Aidan Skipper-Martinez

I'm just listening to this now, but I beg of you. BEG. Please come to Miami. I desperately want to see you all live.

Katherine Finn

the abyssal chicken story is such a bummer lmao. I think if I were that wizard, I would've had my character leave the party and I would've left the game. It feels like such a trap for the DM to encourage your chicken wrangling dreams and then just.... let the entire party be against you and murder your familiar

I will absolutely quit my job to attend a show in Miami where I am at.

tautcarabiner

Prancer was my favorite xmas movie as a kid

Bransy330

Flashbacks to being scared of the movie Prancer

Emilia

Abyssal chicken is all thigh meat.

AmberDextrous!

My mom was a middle school coach, and naturally, I stole so many whistles and stopwatches from her. There is an untapped level of power that fills you when a stopwatch and whistle hanging from your neck and a click counter clutched in your palm. Add a windbreaker and mesh shorts for full effect.

tyalaman

God the phrase "I assure you I'm a peer for the day" is seared in my mind it was so hilarious. Going from a position of authority and disapproval to instantly plaintively and desperately calling for respect while undercutting yourself by calling yourself a peer for the day. Love that Hardwon/Jake and Amir energy Jake can bring when delivering those lines.

Travis Perkins

The fault with this precedent is the assumption that Santa's workshop, arguably the most coveted building in the world, does not lock its doors. I'd like to see blitzen operate a set of keys each time he needs to open a door