Mixed Bag of Holding: Tub Brisket Character Workshop
🕑 Added 2021-06-30 16:22:35 +0000 UTCThe 2 Crew rolls on the random NPC table to decide who will be attending Jan & Troy's awkward dinner party! Will they eat the brisket!?!
NOTE: We're saving Dice Confessions for another time and may add them as a segment to a future D&D Court. Thanks to everyone who submitted!
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Shel B Kennas 1st fav sprite girl! Torn between never wanting Skaldova to end and excitement for Duncle + Triplets to return
me this morning with caldwell becoming a dog bc of the eyes alone
CommodoreBlue
It’s been 3 years, why is this still so funny 🤣
Allen S
...You're not alone.
Joelle H
On god, this is my 5th time watching this…
Kellyd
2.5 years late but Em's character is Bridget from Hot Date, no?!
Liu
These would make such good sexy Halloween costumes
Jareth
Shout out the Iowan Crew!
Fun fact, Bowie actually didn't have heterochromatic eyes. He got into a fight with a friend over a girl in highschool and was punched in the face. The damage caused his left iris to stay permanently blown out and created the illusion that one of his eyes were two different colors.
Ollie Scott
does anyone know where to find the module for this? I've been wanting to start dming forever but have been too nervous to try. This is definitely the kick i needed, i desperately want tub brisket to be the first campaign i run i beg of you
Kevin Cassidy
Were you all able to release the pdf?!
Why does no one mention Scooby-Dum, Scooby-Doo's stupid cousin?
Omg I cried laughing so hard on this. I need either a mini campaign or one shot with these characters so bad
Armadon the only
I feel like they are mixing intelligence and wisdom
Bailey Hull
I was driving on the highway listening to this and genuinely thought I was going to have to pull over because I was sobbing laughing and could barely see. Thankful I didn't have to explain to my insurance company that I crashed my car because of Football the Dog and a disgraced microwave thief.
Lounge Singer who covers Heavy Metal music you say? https://open.spotify.com/track/7ysIfWueKEzyhvUlAcelJz?si=zQqbvyI5Sz2p-MUE65AFCw&dl_branch=1
Dallon Taylor
the short rest for context is the second half of eldermourne short rest number 25
Marianna Luquette
I’m cry laughing at work from this and there are not enough words to explain it all.
does anyone have a link to the one-shot created by Jordan Beaver they reference in this episode?
Tyler Weikel
Caldwells dog character is 100% gonna shit on Jan and Troy's floor
Lucas
Emily comparing Wes from Limp Bizkit to The FUCKING Babadook is one of my favourite underrated moments of any mixed bag.
BenMightSmite
Fan art?
Sarah J Armstrong
Me, someone who has 8 pet rats and has definitely brought some to a party before: *laughs nervously* Wh… what a dork, haha.
Jeff Merrill
This was my exact thought!!
Squibbles
I NEED Brennan Lee Mulligan to run this one shot
Mason McCauley
Strahd 100% has a bathtub in area K43 of Castle Ravenloft. Usually it’s full of blood but I see no good reason why it shouldn’t be full of brisket
Katherine Lindeman
I can’t wait to hear the one shot but I’d also love to run it for my crew! If it comes out I’d happily pay the og creator!
Holy shit I didn't even realize it.
John C.
Apologies if this has been posted already. https://wdef.com/2016/07/13/knoxville-woman-causes-apartment-fire-barbecuing-brisket-bathtub/
Wyatt
I’m 99% certain that I’ve listened to every single short rest, but I fully don’t remember Jan nor Troy
Jack Nathe
Is it just me or does murph sound CRISP
Brett
Please Dice Christ I beg of you! I need this one shot to happen.
Savannah M
Love Murph adding another rat man to his collection
Bat-Fran
Love all these characters for you 😂
RealOso
So Caldwell has a human familiar who actually speaks
Thomas Friedlander
Football is pure Caldwell energy and I am here for it.
John Caputo
Ok, so I'm like 99% sure that I could explain tub brisket (and it's obviously not nearly as gross as it sounds), but I'm not gonna. I don't want to be the one who ruins the bit!
David Glidden
Murder mystery at hype house
So Jake is basically Richmond from the IT crowd
Crits
I can’t believe I finally get Des Moines rep and it’s this
Bryttany A
This was SO funny!
Garga Lenoir
As this story progresses Troy and Jan become more and more sinister, I love it!
Good Sir James
I loved this meaty ep! I'm a big David Bowie fan, and I usually don't correct people when they refer to his eyes as heterochromatic, but I love and respect the Band of Boobs too much not to tell them the truth. David Bowie was born with two blue eyes, but he got punched in the eye when he was a kid, resulting in one of his pupils being permanently dilated, a condition called "aniscoria". The result is that one of his eyes looks almost black, because the pupil is so big, while the other eye is blue. However, in later years, Bowie DID wear colored contacts a few times for different performances and photo shoots, making his eyes look heterochromatic.
Tyler Board
I actually think if they could rope Brennan in to DM that it would be great. That way they all can be their new characters.
Jacob Revilla
I've finally caught up with the Patreon that I'm waiting week to week for new episodes and Patreon's exclusive. I'm looking forward to hearing the episode here. I hope I get to hear Jake mention the "Sauce" at some point. I think that's one of my favorite things to hear as of recent
David Pugh
JAKE SHOULD DM THIS
For sure!!! Ide be there in a heartbeat
Melon Bread
They have to come to Des Moines for the Brisket One Shot.
Shout out from Des Moines! This for sure does sound like something someone around here would do. LOL
HalfLighter
The two random character rolling episodes you’ve done are two of the funniest recordings ever committed to audio. I still quietly laugh to myself whenever the phrase “Lady of the Lakers” pops into my head. I would love it if you guys did one-shots with these absolutely reprehensible abominations.
Kat
I just upgraded to this tier and this is the first mixed bag I’ve listened to...this is my greatest investment
Sean Rooney
I think it may be in the DMG
Canid
This dog's tail was wagging with the mention of Lincoln Nebraska. Someone here probably has already made brisket in a tub for a tailgate. Well maybe next time y'all's one shot can take place here in Lincoln or Omaha.
wow they dont know that Cavill is heterochromatic
Thomas Friedlander
And Lucas is Tread but dingier
Would love to get a copy of the Brisket One Shot to run for my friends who don't listen to the Patreon!
Katherine Clarke
That Strahd joke at the beginning was just what I needed tonight. Now I know what he's serving at his wedding my players are invited to.
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
Can't wait for y'all to play these characters in Ep 1 of the Bathtub Brisket Chronicles
Addison is just Onyx
Reinier van der Zouw
Can’t believe you just went and leaked the plot of Knives Out 2 like that
Theodore Carraro
This mixed bag and the short rest have been the funniest shit I’ve heard from you guys in a while. I need to listen to this as a one shot! There’s no rules that dogs can’t juggle!!
Chris Roman
For context, I’m a newlywed and caregiver, taking care of my completely dependent, recently disabled wife since last Fall. This is the hardest I have laughed, to the point of tears, in over 9 months. I never thought anything would be able to make me laugh like that again after everything I’ve been through, but holy shit. This did it. Gang, if you happen to read patreon comments…thank you. Thank you.
I need this please.
Murph pretty much rolled Willard.
I cannot express how much I want to see these characters play the Tub Brisket One-Shot
preston packer
Let the brisket hit the bath, let the brisket hit the bath, LET THE BRISKET HIT THE ........BAAAAAAAAAAATH
Eric Zagar
Trying to find this random NPC table cause I need to make an OC for the greatest campaign ever!
ThrilloftheFright (Ashleigh)
Just a bunch of normal friends doing a completely normal thing.
jacob kessler
murph's character is fucking Liam, oh my god
#justiceforaddison
Magna Ma'am
I second that motion.
Yo, wtf. Douglas is a good name.
Ilana Galpert
I laughed so hard it turned into strange squealing noises I've never sounded so much like I'm hyperventilating on nitrus oxide
Bonky Fiasco
Caldwell just flat-out being a dog is the best thing ever and absolutely killed me. I'm dead. You guys now have a ghost supporting your Patreon.
Frank Askvig
The only acceptable argument at a dinner party in Des Moines, Iowa that no one would be surprised if there was a murder is Iowa vs Iowa state university rivalry. Go Hawks!
Lori P.
Beautiful, intelligent, brave? If it wasn't for the low charisma, I'd say Emily just rolled herself.
clevername
Petition to have Jake DM the Brisket Dinner One-Shot.
mail daddy
Goddammit I need the Tub Brisket Saga to continue
Kris Barnes
I loved this whole episode, but the Football the Dog part was fucking hilarious. I need y’all to get Brennan or someone to DM this so you can play these characters
Absolutely Legendary. Best Patreon Ever. ☺️
Abby Reeves
The absolute madlads
DJ Ingram
For anyone out of the loop or who may want a refresher, Jan & Troy first make their debut into the NADDPOD lexicon in Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 25 around 19ish minutes in. Needless to say, it's glorious.
Magna Ma'am
Especially if you're on the Eastside
Magna Ma'am
Yeah!!!! Des Moines!!! Bath tub brisket is defiantly an Eastsider move. 😆
Amanda
My condolences to you, it's a really hard thing to do. I hope this mixed bag brings a little bit of laughter (or at least a distraction) to your day ❤️
I've never listened to a dumber episode of a podcast and can I just say that I loved every single second of it. We so desperately need the one-shot to actually happen.
Amanda
Absolute mad lad behavior! I couldn't ask for anything better to happen on this day.
Jordan Suleiman
Oh I desperately need to run this session with my group holy shit.
Mad lads they're actually doing it. I hope Jan and Troy's house is an inescapable hell labyrinth of social expectations and obligations.
Kate W
How do I get my hands on this one shot?!
Sean Rooney
I live in Des Moines! But not sure what is so unusual about brisket made in the tub.
Courtney F.
So thankful for this mixed bag today! I had to put my 14 year old cat down this morning. Hug your pets, friends. ❤️
Noah James Perito
Oh god
Austin Johnson
Plot twist: Murph's NPC is actually a Reverse Ratatouille.
qbull
Wow, wild that Murph would promote campaign 3 before Eldermourne was finished
Elizabeth Acosta
My prayers have been answered, praise be to Bahamut
Martha McKenna
Amazing, you guys are the best
Barbie Pootsky
I can't believe you guys are actually doing it. God, this patreon is consistently the best money I spend
Billie Ash
I don't want to sound hyperbolic but you all save my life every week with your shenanigans
Rosanna
This is why I am behind the motherfuckin paywall
The Great Zarquon
I love how quickly this became a thing
Laura
I’m….floored you guys are wild. Loves of my life
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
This is so what we need!