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Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 9: Hexblood (w/ Lou Wilson)

🕑 Added 2021-01-08 20:40:14 +0000 UTC

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Old Man Ballz 03

Illeism Wikipedia entry led me here.

Kozai

Okay, I also have to add that the ending really did make me want to tear up!! The fact that Murph added Caldwell’s ending. 🖤😭

Kozai

God I am so in love with this short rest!!! I’m so four-hourly-in-love with it. 😭

Fia L.

Looking back now, Jabari "The Safari" Hightower is on that Famous Illeists lists, unfortunately not above the Rock, but he is on it

Nikolaus Cox

Snap snap. That ending had me in hysterics!

JigMink

snap snap

Brother Lagniappe

That's called Dropout

Dracothea

Lmao I love the random ending!

Darius

Love the turtle dice 😂

William Jones

Incredible. Lou Wilson, my man.

Lisquander

Audibly screamed at Caldwells send-off lmfaooo

GREYFOX!!!!!

Fucking 🐢 🎲 me haha

Hamish

I loved how much laughing was in this ep. love you guys

PLEASE film a sketch on the 4 hour workweek bit! I died laughing, it really does have 2008 College Humor energy. I will pay for a separate Patreon membership for sketches, I swear to god.

Jack Campau

I was lifting weights while listening to this and when the topic of the Rock chasing Emily around the house came up, I cracked up laughing and dropped the dumbbells while they were over my head and almost broke all my toes. Thanks for making me laugh so hard that I almost caused severe physical trauma 😂

Michael Lawton

Michael has decided that he too will speak in the third person from now on. Michael loves “Jabari is making good choices today” and will make this now his mantra. Michael is sure his coworkers won’t find this a problem and will gladly join him for early morning burpees and random acts of calisthenics. Michael bids you all a pleasant day.

Michael Lawton

I’ve been enjoying Laura Clergy’s book. She is very honest and funny. Technically the Alcoholics Anonymous, known as the Big Book in AA is the memoir of founder Bill W. The “12 steps” came from those first people who came together. It’s a very dated book, in that the first edition came out in the late 1930s. So from a historical perspective (I have a degree in history) it’s a great snapshot of his generation. Good luck. Even if you aren’t an alcoholic, these books tend to be interesting “there but by the grace of God go thee” stories. If you are feeling you might have a problem they are good baselines to measure yourself up against.

Ian Reilly

It really felt like Caldwell was there at the end 😭😂

Julie V Eckert

"Cool.......Jabari is making good decisions." made me LOL 😂 Lou is a joy

Yes the Hexbloods are all friends again but can they say they're Lake's best friend no sir Council of Elders 1 Heckbloods 0 Also love the addition of Lou, hope to hear him again even after this story

Jeff Merrill

The Lou "Let's Go!" That's the voice I hear in my head when I am working out. Also the voice I hear when it's time to go Home. Also the same voice I hear when the crosswalk says I can Cross. Just a multipurpose Phrase.

Laurawr

So funny! Cameron Diaz really didn’t pull her weight though

Gregório Avellar the goblin rogue warlock that is happy because Brazil is not that dystopian anymore

And I just don't know if I say that I have 76 tattoos or just 1 big one XD

Gregório Avellar the goblin rogue warlock that is happy because Brazil is not that dystopian anymore

I'm not a believer put I love chaos magic and similar things XD...I have all sigils of goetia djiins I'm my right arm, plus some other devils/demons I admire XD

Cody Hlobik

Was the name of this world based on conquerors of eldermorn from the background of some episodes of steven universe!?

Lunar Skirmisher .

Love the Caldwell Cameo 😂

Ganonbort

I cannot believe they didn’t talk about prophet Cain or (im pretty sure) the ashes pf Zirk’s mentor!! Like holy crap Murph this is just linked so well

Ganonbort

They’re just straight lvl 11 monk im pretty sure. Jake is way of mercy, Lou is kensai as long as theyve kept to the session 0

Nick

The scene with Jabari and the glass window made me guttural laugh because it reminded me of the exact same Fia scene outside the bar

Y’all I’m so excited about Corbo! And even though his shtick of being a wannabe-deep-guy is real fun, I’m making a connection to something actually deep as heck called a “koan” in Zen Buddhism. According to Oxford dictionary a koan is “a paradoxical anecdote or riddle, used in Zen Buddhism to demonstrate the inadequacy of logical reasoning and to provoke enlightenment.” And Britannica says a “characteristic example of the style is the well-known koan ‘When both hands are clapped a sound is produced; listen to the sound of one hand clapping.’” So, it seems, there’s something useful about being deliberately confusing! All that said, I’m only an outsider white guy reading a book about Zen so there’s a high likelihood that I’m off track in making any comparison to a religion I barely understand.

Rachel

there was no reason for that sign out from caldwell to make me as emo as it did

Zhade

Ah it's good to hear Caldwell in some capacity. Our good ol dad collector who's joined his own collection.

Frank

WHY WAS THE CALDWELL THING AT THE END SO SAD LMAOOOOO

My god. Please for the love of all that is holy... GET DWAYNE JOHNSON ON THE PODCAST😂

John

Lou, you have broken my heart by advocating for Tim Ferris 😭😭😭

JorgeAgoias

It was really nice to hear Caldwell at the end🐢🐢

Emily

I want turtle dice 🐢

Nolan Childerhose

Turtle dice fit oddly well after the Entourage chat, lol

Jaydon

Hearing caldwells voice was a blessing thank you daddy Murphy , also can we bring back frozen 2 spoilers?

William Tague

These might be my favorite characters

Matthew Nielsen

I absolutely love that all the characters have already had an arc. Like Lou’s character loves the king but he has learned there are things more important than duty it’s just so interesting to see veterans in a party.

Vonvonvon

YAL HAVE TO FACE A FOE NAMED "ROCK"

Kevin Smith

Would you rather fight 1 The Rock sized Elmos or 100 Elmo sized the Rocks?

Thomas Bjørn Hansen

Honestly that ending just made me miss Caldwell

Martin Paluoja

Yogurt and sour cream are not interchangable you maniacs!

Taleisha G

Random Caldwell did not disappoint thank you so much

DMCDawg

I can’t believe Murph didn’t get a rose for making them roll dexterity checks with disadvantage when they tried to do a real hug.

Yennefer would make sense, Murph did say he based this world off of the Witcher. Plus the Hexblood’s are basically an Eldermourne version of Witchers. It’s rad.

Samuel Benhardt

Mad respect for Lou letting his character be duped even when he as the player knows better. It's such a hard position to be in but he played loyal Jabari very well.

Garrett Morrow

Excellent job with the Caldwell edit, sounded totally natural!

preston packer

What sprouts did Emily grow? Have you tried growing any microgreens? Its been my quarantine hobby!

Diana

1) Loving Lou's energy and insight on everything 2) THE ENDING, Murph you fiend!!

Emily doing chaos magic is the most on-brand thing I've heard all day.

Ashley P

I fucking love the ending lmao amazing idea!

Michael Webster

I became a naddpole a couple months into lockdown, and the episodes/short rests provided so much needed entertainment and inspiration for how I was running/playing D&D. Thankyousomuch -Burt from Ohio. But being caught up and having to WAIT for new episodes is ... NOT GREAT BOB.

Kenny Parker

So Emily is 6 lvl cleric 5 monk what are the others?

Erin Paxson

Emily and Jake, you mentioned briefly that yove read some sobriety memoirs! Are there some that you would recommend? Incredible first episode, Im so hyped about this arc!!

Andrew G

Rollin with the turtle diccce Also question Murph if you see this but is the sorceress’s physical appearance we met based off of Mesaana from WoT? That and/or Yennefer ? Mostly asking cuz the ravens and they’re two of my favorite magic wielders in fantasy

Elizabeth S

Snap snap!

Kellie Cthulhu

Goth 👏 Self 👏 Help 👏 Is 👏Cool 😎

Connor Noonan

Love the turtle dice edit 😂😂

Was already loving Lou's character and then he dropped the Heironymus Bosch-esque tattoo description 🤌

Nova

Don’t remember when Emily asked but I totally do chores while listening to NADDPOD and seeing this come out first thing this morning made it a whole lot easier to start them 💖

Saru

Addressing yourself in third-person like Jabari does is also that is common in japanese high school girls. I have very limited experience with the rest of japanese society but i did go to a japanese girls school for a year and a bunch of my friends said their own name instead of I. Since you also address other people with their name rather than using "you" I don't think it's that odd in japanese to use the third person.

We need a one shot of the Hexbloods vs The Rock

On the cooking conversation: my dad taught himself to cook by just watching a lot of Jaques Pépin (sp?) shows where he talks about cooking processes and techniques instead of following recipes to a T and he both loves cooking and is very good at it :)

Arwyn Robinson

Also I read Tools of Titans my Tim Ferris, which for people who aren't familiar it's a massive collection of interviews he does with people, but they are supposed to be various prestigious people (Schwarzenegger is one of them for example). I enjoyed parts of it but most of what I got out of it is that rich people are fucking nuts and do weird shit that think make them successful.

Arwyn Robinson

Now I really want to read a DM self help book written by Murph. 😂

Barbie Pootsky

Ending with a random Caldwell is a master stroke. Bravo, Murph

Bob C

I loved Jake not taking part in the ritual at first. That idea that yeah we have known him his whole life but life ends for everyone was so good. And his joining in the moment everything went bad was so dope. Roses for days