Ep. 98: Patient Zero (The Chosen Saga)
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The Band of Boobs face the corrupted Erdan and Qwiksus, while dealing with problems in the One Hells. Beverly visits an Escape Room, Hardwon becomes a berry boy, and Moonshine lives out a Meat Loaf song. Support us at Patreon.com/Naddpod to get access to the after-show and a bunch of other Naddpod content!
Music/Sound Effects Include:
"The Purge" by Emily Axford.
"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.
"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.
"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.
"The Valiant Ol' Cobb" by Emily Axford.
Comments
Max Herzog
Yeah I listened in real time amd now after covid, the relisten hits different around here
Micayla Towe
🙌🏻EMILY🙌🏻 hOoollyy shit the strategy!
Collin Glavin
Turns out it was like 2 years lol
Glenn Dhooge
What happened with the portent dice and Bef's amulet to save balnor. Btw I know the amulet doesn't work when unconscious. But before that ...
1man2hands
Bold to name yourself "midnight oil merch" as if searching that wouldn't direct people to merch for the band
1man2hands
"13 passes but it's actually a 5 does he have any more legendary resistances" was just the absolute most metal thing I've heard in my life gotta say
1man2hands
"Pestulence"
Eric McDaniel
We be jammin
Eric McDaniel
Shout out to Jake for that Bob Marley reference <3
Allison Shaw
Um, help I ship Moonshine and Pendergreens?
BlurryVizion
Currently watching Outlaw Star. So crazy!!!
Are any of these players or NPC’s ever going to die?!? The two crew needs some serious heartbreak.
After being dead Balnor needs his own weapon that isn’t a hand me down
Was anyone else hoping that moonshine would plane shift the whole city to hell? That would have been baddass
David Silva
I am staggered by the sheer amount of tactical genius that Moonshine displayed.
Hardwon "Relentless" Surefoot, the unyielding hammer of Irondeep. Everytime Bev brought him back, Hardwon was straight back into the fray.
Kestrel
That's Kingshammer! Emily posted the audio on Patreon a while back, it's beautiful
Cameron
Hey! From an add on ep 12 of GOAT show: https://www.etsy.com/shop/midnightoilmerch
Cameron
Does anyone know the name of the song playing over Bev in the maze? Specifically when he’s y’all to Erdan? Truly so nice Emily! Brough tears to my eyes listening.
Emily
Murph, how could you? My heart! 😵
Emily
Hey, does anyone know the link to that ironwork store? Midnight Oil is a really famous band in Australia so it's all I'm getting when I google it. 😅
Liz
i was holding my hands over my heart in bed barely breathing when you were rolling the raw death saves for balnor. I was ready to start crying hysterically over the body of Time Dad
How did I miss that?? I'm trying to listen to it through again to find it!
Robert
With the Balnor rolls and Emily’s insanely brilliant strategy, I’m shocked that what stands out to me as the best moment is still Pendergreens saying “Mrs Meemaw”
Kestrel
She’s an NPC, so she doesn’t really have a “level” like PCs do! Her stat block is the Archdruid statblock, modified to be more similar to Circle of the Moon, which would make her roughly equivalent to a 17th level caster but with some variation in abilities
Kestrel
Balnor never got Mazed! Any of him “shifting between realms” was just flavor describing his new Chronurgy ability, if that’s what you’re referring to
Meredith Froehlich
i’m kinda confused bc i thought Balnor went to the maze realm and then he was back in the mortal plane and so can he just shift on command or...? please someone answer, this has been bothering me 😂
Kestrel
Raise Dead does way more to repair fucked up bodies!
Penny Garbo
I bend the knee to Emily!!! That was amazing!!! This sode was crazy!!
Emmie
I had to listen again and just holy heck, you guys. Emily, let me be your champion. No joke, if you ever find yourself in a trial by combat situation I'll do my damn best.
Willem Rogers
Poor ol’ balnor deserves endless roses and bud heavies this week. Good golly.
Xymel
My goodness Emily. Pro strats this game. You would make any minmaxer proud😁👍
Graeme Carey
Emily is just insane. Makes me want to destroy my players in combat so they can aspire to be as good as her
Zack Conrad
I openly wept. Holy shit you guys, you’re doing a masterful job of making this come down to the wire.
Thanks now I’ve been listening to meatloaf ever since I’ve finished up the sode.
The best sode so far
Theodore Carraro
What level is Meemaw?
The Pendergreens/Moonshine Meatloaf "duet" has to be one of my favorite moments in this entire arc. 🤣
AstraHorn
Dear Gods I was crying at my work desk praying I would not get a call cause I was gunna be a fucking mess
Raechel Crosby
Amazing. Just amazing
Casey White
Also where was Cardon???
Ali Dunn
Oh my god I nearly had a heart attack on those rolls STOP MAKING US CRY.
Casey White
What in the actual Fuck?! I cant even rn.
tacticalgrandma
I cannot stop smiling at what a baller move those pixies were. Melora's blessing about Moonshine being smart as hell proven the most right.
tacticalgrandma
It's such a cool spell, I got so hyped when Murph said that was what the Wraith had done! And the way they used it for the story was so cool
Conjure woodland beings says “you summon fey creatures... choose one of the following.... eight fey creatures challenge rating 1/4 or lower.” Pixies are CR 1/4 so she did this correctly. It’s also their show and they don’t need validation for what they do.... but this was a badass moment and Emily should be praised and not critiqued
Dillon K
War turn is how Brian says water. 🤣. Gotta love that Jersy accent.
Big boy Bev!
I've also read in every rpg manual I've seen some permutation of the guidance, "also, do whatever you want because it's your game and have fun." It's make believe, not the bar exam.
Amy Birch
Moonshine is a fucking hero ... Emily Axford is an absolute QUEEN ♥️
Caitlyn Dill
@simon Moonshine was using the Thinking Cap to hold concentration on a spell
Emily Axford You raven haired, laugh is like sunshine for your ears, absolute meta gaming unicorn. You are the best
Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord
Pure sweet insanity!
I don’t think I’ve ever been more anxious listening to NADDPOD. My heart is still going crazy like 15 mins after the episode finished.
Mason McCauley
Please Caldwell!!!! You have to draw the jump for the next Terran's Journal!!!!
Emmie
Oh Emily 😍 I just used conjure woodland beings to get 8 T rexes into battle but you have shown me the true meaning of chaos. I bend the knee to you, my queen.
So good seeing y’all go revisit hell and pendergreens😂😂 that buzzers cutters music is so metal!!
Adrianne Reimer
Hardwon calling Balnor his brother and being helpless to do anything was heartbreaking. Major roses for this episode.
We NEED a Bat Out of Hell style shirt with Moonshine and Pendergreens and a dolphin flopping in the background!
Balnor coming in clutch with that new Titan ability!!!
Good Guy Josh
Sorry I had to @ Murphy this was rad
binta coulibaly
moonshine and pendergreens singing a 70s love song duet as a patreon stretch goal?
Brianna B
You all have seriously been keeping me sane during 6 weeks of quarantine so far- amazing as always! Pendergreens had me dying laughing- singing Meatloaf over the top hysterical!!! Thank you for keeping it going!
Max Weisskopf
Emily once again shows that she is a Top - Tier Dnd player and Moonshine Cybin is the most BA Druid.
Stephen “can Rage last for four years” C
DMing for Emily? Business as usual, I expect.
Kestrel
Emily’s a fucking genius this show is the Best and thank g-d Balnor’s okay so I can continue being ecstatic about the beautiful use of Maze
D'ran Dana
As a DM, Murph, how does it feel to get whomped?
Andrey M
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS THICCCCCCCCCCCC!! Last 20 mins was an actual cardio exercise 😱😭
Lisa Hartman
Of course Pendergreens has an oversized, sick anime sword
Her Majesty, Claudette
BLESS THAT ENDING. FUCK YOU HORSES. FUCK YOU HORSES.
Garga Lenoir
This was so fucking epic! Invoking 8 goddamned pixies just to spam polymorph is absolutely hilarious! You'd better believe that Murph will give Thiala a dozen legendary resistances just in case!
Cal
first 12 minutes and it's already a ride :O good call on the reminder of Bal's powers
Crits
BRIAN MURPHY
Ricardo
Emily is a genius 😂😂😂
Jamie Advincula
CALDWELL IF UR READING THIS UR CRUSHING MY SOUL IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING FOR THE PAST 5 MIN
Not Another D&D Podcast
Well... THINKING about making out. ~Bev
Ash Hammack
Bev: "We've been in plenty of corn mazes making out together." Me: "No literally you canonically have not."
Brenda Gibbner
This is making me feel better. Having a horrible day
Emma Margaret
Ohh my god Emily is a genius. What a queen.
Ryley D
I'm so ready for this
Caitlyn Dill
I bow down to Emily, Queen of D&D
Taylor Schult
She finally learned how to get rid of legendary resistances. Amazing.
Her Majesty, Claudette
I love the Pendergreens music!!
Yay just in time for my drive home.
Nicholas Bassett
Loving these thick long sodes! 2 hours 🤩
Sawyer Rogers
Guys I don’t wanna brag but Emily liked my Instagram comment, so, I’m kinda famous
Mr. Scribble
Yo. I pounced on this ep so fast.
Jaydon
Me about to listen to this on Spotify to give you guys more ad rev
Relevant title
Still catching up, need to hurry up
Bob McCoog
My body is so ready
Her Majesty, Claudette
A blessed new sode!
Michael McDougall
Thank you!
Caitlyn Dill
Bout to crush this sode
Jordan
I finally got caught up last Wednesday. I’ve never had a reason to look forward to Thursdays before, but now I love em!
Terran Benedict
Hell yes!
Brenden Ade
Let's go! New sode!