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Short Rest: Ep. 78: Twisted Metal

🕑 Added 2019-10-10 07:49:31 +0000 UTC

Comments

Gavin L.

I feel personally attacked about the fucking menu boy shit

Amanda Barrett

When murph says, "would you rather take 3d6 of damage, or have disadvantage on all your attacks?" And everyone just keeps talking over caldwell as he says, "or, only be able to poop once a year?" 😂😂😂 Unmined gold right there.

I was a server at a high end sushi restaurant and a table full of drunk 50 year olds that had spent hundreds of dollars on sushi tried to get me to order them a pizza in the middle of their meal! Needless to say I waited until their drunk minds forgot they asked 🤣

Raechel Crosby

So now I have to bring a Cheesecake Factory menu for Caldwell to sign to any live events in the future

Camara Fairweather

I would love a mixed bag where you watch Naruto, that sounds so fun!

OMG when Caldwell was playing at being mad and throwing a die at Jake I had serious flashbacks to my childhood 😂😂

Jeremy Woods

Wait Emily, do you have a gluten allergy like celiacs?

Justin Adler

Buses have high padded seats in lieu of seat belts. Seat belts would be terribly dangerous if a bus flipped.

Marquisa Zrymiak

This was the funniest fucking episode; so much good razzing 😂

Don't take Caldwell to the Cheesecake factory, the menu is straight up a book

Garga Lenoir

So I just finished listening to the short rest, then went on Dropout and what do I see? Caldwell in a Breaking News episode about a stupidly long menu! When the stars align!

Garga Lenoir

It was awesome, but the most hilarious short rest was the one after the Chicken episode. Listen to it again, you'll see.

Joe Peplow

Hey FYI there are still no seatbelts on school buses

Debra Wasson

Hardwon Neutral Good

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

There IS an 80's movie called Logan's Run set in the future and he is on the run the whole movie.

Saru

I can‘t believe that Brennan made a CH sketch about exactly this situation

Hard-won Manually delevelling the height of his enemies because they were being rude.

Ben M

I love that emily was in jury duty but was just thinking about D&D the whole time.

Kate!

I have definitely described my alignment as a person is chaotic neutral, or "messy bitch"

Aidan Bee

Next stretch goal: Cheesecake Factory NADDPOD LIVE!

Thomas Friedlander

I absolutely need to know what CollegeHumor did to anger Diddy

Michael K Merkle

The delev thing= next live tour

shahshahsbizadv

The amount of razzing this episode was outta control 😂😭

Michael K Merkle

As a Domino's delivery driver we will do almost of anything for 💰

Kestrel

Gemma’s in Moradin’s Forge, not the Nine Hells

Marisa

caldwell you absolute lunatic what kind of madman considers anything but "the usual" on the menu

I like that you guys are conflicted about who to kill and who to show mercy too, definitely makes the characters feel more realistic, also it's hilarious how much fun you're having in Hell

Amy Driver

I was not yelling at my phone YOU HAVE NO PROOF! Lol jk

Kellie Cthulhu

I'm impressed no one has even joked about trying to get someone to order them a pizza via the comments hahaha

Daniel Green

Ok... totally listened at work with headphones in... wasn't shouting Running Man... but I was saying it. Also Caldwell's quote about Taco Bell and the Arnold Schwarzenegger being President was from Demolition Man... a 90's action film with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. And I'm just happy that both films got discussed / mentioned in this lol. Great Episode and Great Short Rest as always guys!

oh no. will Gemma be in Lust?

Caldwell is an adorable little bean. You take your time with those menus

Aidan Bee

Y’all, I’m realizing that if they had not set up paw paw as a lawyer at the very beginning of NADDPOD then they wouldve had no in-game help on their contracts at all. A goof like 78 episodes ago pays off!! ♥️♥️

#ImpeachmentConsequences

The Running Man was set in 2019

Brandalf The Bae

If the Naruto Mixed Bag does end up happening, I'd like to ask: Which characters resonate with you guys? (Murph, Em, Jake, Duncle) Which characters resonate with the BoB? (Hardwon, Moonshine, Bev, Balnor)

Dave Johnson

Murph mentioned making one short rest available for all listeners to try to get more patrons and he mentioned maybe Short Rest 49 because of the hemp milk bafoonery. Make this one available for all listeners, most hilarious short rest