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Short Rest: Ep. 41: Attack at the Tower

🕑 Added 2018-11-29 08:54:20 +0000 UTC

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Socorro Buerk

Coming in late, but penis size came up in one of my sessions. It was a d12 + spellcasting modifier + proficiency (if PC canonically had sex). Total was divided by 2, and girth was just a d8 😂. Tiny PC rolled huge, and had disadvantage on CON saves if he was horny

James (plz make more trinyvale eps)

I’m convinced they only half listen to most of the stuff Murph says.

Adam Kepper

The giant also missed on the second attack and Balnor made his death save after, so it would have only been 2 fails before he was healed.

Captain Morgan Pirate Wizard

So Jake does have a little experience with DMing

Cooper Erikson

Very curious weather Murph was aware of Coup De Gras rule at the time they played this session. RaW Balnore should have been 100% dead if he got attacked twice while unconscious. I'd love to know if this was Murph not knowing rules as well in the early days or if this was a bit of a fudge of the rules to set the tone of the current combat after the absolutely unhinged previous episode and start of this episode.

Cooper Erikson

I'm surprised you made it past Dragon Pussy then.

Colin Kilzer

The way Murph says “you too penis” in the episode he actually sounds so sad. Its an all time Naddpod moment

Colin Kilzer

The grinch entered the Naddverse

Austin Wiggin

Yaaa he's still alive here?

CommodoreBlue

The birth place of The Grinch obsession was this episode. We’ve come so far

CommodoreBlue

This comment aged so poorly 🤣

Eduardo

I'm re-listening to the episodes and came across your comment. Did you ever get this project across?

Justin Murphy

This episode solidifies the band of boobs as at best a neutral party. The Watchman wasn't harming anyone, just existing in war-torn land. Certainly didn't deserve to die. Then they murdered this hill giant in cold blood. They should've killed him as soon they learned what his intentions were, but instead they befriended and traveled with him.

curlyfriesanddnd

Joining a little bit late but I just wanted to say that I burned through campaign one and campaign two in two months; enjoyed them so much I'm listening again but this time with short rest. Tysm! On to campaign three.

Proopypants

Yooooo, main session discusses Ultrus! Roll on C3 <3

mhj.fiens

Because of this I rolled for my character’s dick size and found out he’s absolutely hung so thank you

meeemster

Or in Hardwon's case a d8 plus performance

meeemster

Agreed, and it's the gorilla that has the smallest penis to body ratio.

Kristof Wakoli

The 2 Crew showing mad prejudice to Gnomes and Giants

Harry Stout

Maybe a d8+prof?

Good Guy Josh

It needs a higher variance

Harry Stout

Late reply but the average would be 7+Con and Jake says he has a +6 in this one...

Good Guy Josh

I think the proper way to roll for human dick size is 2d6 +con mod.

Matthew Nardozza

I feel bad mentioning this book at all, but FATAL is a system that has *disturbingly* complex rules for genitalia. I mean, if you ever need to roll for "anal circumference" ...that's got ya.

Matthew Nardozza

Nah, you need to talk about the whelk. Who's penis is FEET long.

Dave Consolazio

I think it was perfect baby bear amount of Grinch. Liked how the veteran shut it down after the fight. Was hilarious for that battle, doesn't have to be a running thing. Love the in the moment goofs!

Consensus G

I actually want more Grinch.

Gabriel Araya Ortega

Guys, the episode was fine, but maybe the Grinch goofs were... A bit too much. I mean, in Trynivale it would be ok but in Bahumia felt... Hmh, uncomfortable. It's not that I don't like goofs, but still. I'm waiting for the next episode!

Drew

I'm not a renaissance painter but I DO use oil paints, and if anyone good at sketching wants to collab, I would 100% render a dramatic battle scene in oils for the band of boobs

Elizabeth Lees

In reference to the end of the main episode about sending you guys stuff: do you accept food items? I want to send something like cookies or brownies (not the magic kind) for the holidays, but only if you’re cool with it.

PJ

When the BoB discusses Balnor's WW1 origins, do you think Murph does one of Balnor's thousand-yard-stares?

Elizabeth Lees

I would buy that shirt. 👍🏻

S Koster

New fan theory: Balnor is future Murph

Emily

True

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Been a while since there's been a roll for horniness.

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Been a while since there been a roll for horniness.

Jordan Grant

Hardwon Hugehog

zach orion miller

back to the roots, lets get more crude rolls.

Stephano

All I want for Crickmas is a "Fuck You. I Love You. Eat A Rat." Frostwind T-shirt

jacket22

I would like to point out that you discussed giant dragon vaginas and cocks before you actually started playing.

Jackson Brown

Loved hearing about your cousins playing D&D! Reminded me a lot of this series: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NJTUDokyk&t=1542s" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NJTUDokyk&t=1542s</a>