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Short Rest: Ep. 32: The Getaway

🕑 Added 2018-09-13 09:24:28 +0000 UTC

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Matthew

Hardwon being in a Buddy the Elf situation is so funny to me, but like being better for some reason?

meeemster

Right? Consider it the cost of their poor decisions. If they'd taken the entire pirate ship full of orcs more seriously, they would have been awake and she couldn't have ripped them off. Call it an idiot tax 😆

keysi ellle

this was the ep hardwon started animal murder 🤣

katie ricketts

If she weren’t there last episode they would have straight up died

katie ricketts

This episode of short rest feels like the pre game wine and cheese event of chardeemacdennis

Scott Schubert

I was so anxious when I realized that the invisibility spell lasted an hour before it wore off but the bag of holding oxygen was only 5 minutes worth. I'm glad no one noticed! Haha!

Dylan MacKinnon

i hope they can do a dragonball z 3 way fusion type deal for their combined attack

Kevin C

Can y'all please do something with the cursed items you've had for 20 ep.? It's getting to be nerve wracking...

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

Bev and Moonshine can both cast their spells into Hardwon's magic axe so when he strikes something, it's like a Thor's hammer deal.

Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord

So wlll Apple go back to the field and just say she won huge at the casino.

Jeremy Nakano

I want to hear the homegame where Murph destroys shenanigans with rules.

Hannah Miriam

I haven't been keeping track but they might be full on attuned items

Hannah Miriam

Probably. The armor is just a regular cursed item but the book has plot armor, and is of the devil himself...

Emily

I really hope the audio turns out well for the live show! Break a leg, guys. 😊

Emanuel Allen Perez

There's an episode of "If I Were You", Jake's other podcast where Amir Blumenfeld mockingly suggests if he were to guest on the show he'd be a talking calculator. Caldwell pitches the exact same thing on this Short Rest. Can we make this happen?

A. Godfrey

This may have been my favorite episode ever! Love seeing the DM get pawned. XD

Sam Campos

Ah then I guess they hit the water! I didn't remember if their height over the ocean was mentioned or not.

Jacq Attack

isn't that still long enough to make impact with the ocean? I recall someone estimating they were like 1000ft up

PJ

That ending with Yarm gave me the chills. I stopped what I was doing at work and thought "OHHHHHHHHH NO"

Bridget Denman

I really love Siobhan! I would love to see her be a full-time character. ❤❤

Josh Owl

A magical dancing satyr tri-beam group attack? You mean the Band of Boobs Beam of Bodaciously Bodied Bros???

Peter Cilek

take back the 1 platinum from Yarm Yay.

Ryan Carter

I would absolutely love some sort of triple attack. The first thing I thought of was Kingdom Hearts Trinity move. :D

Ben

If Yarm had been left on the boat and just when he thought it was all over... this little trap door opens up revealing all these drugs and a way out. So he swims off to safety with that brick... or dies by arrows in the water.

Matthew Atkins

I really hope that Apple at least gives them the ring back. I understand the money story wise, but no reason to take a magic item that would really benefit the Band of Boobs.

Matthew Atkins

If she can maintain her concentration, then they are definitely falling for the maximum 20d6 damage (or more if the DM wants it to be more), and average damage for 20d6 is 70 (3.5x20). Remember that if you are reduced to 0 HP while polymorphed, all excess damage is transferred to your natural form when you change back. Dolphins have a 11 HP per Volo's Guide and Nightmares have 68 HP, and so it would still have 9 HP left over after the fall with average damage. So, unless Murph rolls at least 9 points over the average damage, then that Nightmare could totally survive that fall.

Rich Hilborn

I wonder if Yarm grabbed the book instead of the armour because the pull of whatever is powering the book is more powerful.

Joshua Mullins

Did they grab the silver horn or no? I was kinda unclear on that?

Sam Campos

Did some rough calculations. Assuming she failed her Con save: It was about 1.5 rounds from Moonshine casting polymorph til when she took damage. A quick google search tells me that skydiving speed is ~120mph or 53.6 meters per second. With rounds being around 6 seconds long, ~9 seconds passed total. So the dude only fell ~500 meters til the hell horse changed back.