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Ep 211 - Offending Megan Thee Stallion

🕑 Added 2021-10-28 22:59:44 +0000 UTC

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Maurice Boskaljon

wagoo

Abby White

i’ve never wanted to be a microphone more in my life than now

Katie D

What?? Flatbread is (some kind of) version of a thin crust pizza. What do NJ and NYC people have to do with flatbread, lmfao

Victoria Freire

i can't believe i decided to watch this episode at the gym

Alexandra May

I’ve only ever seen my dad kill lobsters by ripping their tails off. We would get off the boat after catching them and he’d rip the tails off at the dock and throw the body in the water for it to slowly die...the sound haunts me to this day

Dawson Owens

This one actually did Ruin my Saturday wtf are these disgusting sounds

Ur James

MILK ME

Lars

Is anyone else having issues playing older videos (ie just a few weeks back) on iOS app? I can’t get any of them to play.

Samuel Phillis

Amazed nobody mentioned Mr Bones' Wild Ride

carlos

the ad for the trillionaire mindset podcast at the end is fucking golden.

Dmitri Meyer

Because it is 😂

Emma Tuckwell

why is no one talking about MILK ME MAN it had me crying laughing

Robby Gibb

this harrassing people trying to take a shit will never not be immature and stupid.

Robert

$POLC Polkacity is where it’s at #defi #metaverse #crypto

Robert

Thanks James

Cameron Williams

i bet you wanna suck codys shit out of his asshole like a baby koala

Robby Gibb

cody loves to hate trump, fuckin libtard

vanessa

the asmr made me genuinely throw up

Kimber

what was it about rollercoaster tycoon that made every child turn into jigsaw

Will

“Milk me” in that context means like “beat me off”

Megan Ehlen

yes

Matt

Somebody should go through all the episodes and count how many times Noel says “arbitrary” arbitrarily

James Clark

Hey Cody (and TMG people), if you ever over-smoke a brisket. The best fix is to treat it like a braising meat. Look up a braised short rib recipe and treat the brisket like short rib. Essentially dice up the brisket into 8 OZ to 1 LB portions and add to a stock in an oven safe pot with a lid; diced carrots, celery, onions, garlic, broth and red wine. Make sure the stock liquid level is just covering the diced brisket and braise that boeuf in your oven for 3 hours+. That brisket will be tasty tasty stuff. Great served on pasta, in a breakfast hash or with buttery mashed potatoes. I hope this helps. All the beef!

Matt

I was listening to audio while pooping when Cody asked and it was terribly jarring

Kariana

the asmr absolutely ruined my saturday thank you lol

Edwin Finsterbusch

Ruined my Saturday

Filth me

Asmr eposide idea: pov: (casual school bathroom ambiance light buzzing and kids playing outside type shit) you are casualy dropping an extra stinky make the air show up on the pH scale type shit. You hear the door slam open and you hear 2 people walk in. You hear them pause. They whisper to each other. Cody: *softly* are you pooping. Noel :*seductivly* man, that's a real stinker. You guys take it from there.

ENT

Im upset that I watched this with headphones for obvious reasons but im happy I wasn’t in the car when it watched it because it made my entire body cringe

Aidan Shoey

suggestion for the ears: if the viewer IS the ears, then shouldn't the ears be turned around to face the wall. the viewers are looking at cody and noel, not the camera, so when you move towards the back of the ears (towards the back wall) theres a little disconnect because we see you go forward from our perspective but we hear you go towards the back in our ears. so maybe turn the ears around and switch the input or output or whatever so cody and noel are still on the correct side. it's not a big deal, just something i noticed

Hunter S

I haven’t died laughing this hard since the sexual court case episode

KDawg

I wanted the pufferfish noise in the binaural microphone so badly.

astrid

the bathroom bit had me fucking crying lmao

wren

Noel. Flatbread is NOT pizza! You just enraged all of us nj and nyc people!!!!! We do not want to cancel you but this is a warning!!!!

Michael Santos

Holy shit, idk about LA but 150 for brisket is probably 3x more than I ever paid. You should hit up Costco if you have the access. But I think the most LA thing is looking at a Traeger Tito video for the tutorial lol Malcolm Reed with the HowtoBBQRight YT channel has never led me wrong. I followed his brisket tutorial like all the rest, this man is like family to me at this point. Came out amazing no problem. And buy a wireless probe thermometer for your meat.

Phresh

We need a TMG Cologne

Dan Favia

Honestly brisket is a temp based meat not time based But also the quality of meat will greatly impact the quality of the end result Pull out at 205° - 210° then rest in a cooler wrapped for at least an hour longer preferably but an hour will work if you want to eat right away. I recommend buying some wagyu beef tallow and wrapping the brisket at 160° internal covering it in beef tallow then throwing it back on the smoker

Kasey💖

As someone who is deaf in one ear the first 7 minutes was not a fun experience 😂😂

Travis Gygli

Ps I refuse to let people believe this is Travis, this is his fiancé Marisol speaking but I’m the only one who’s actually active 😑

Travis Gygli

You guys should film a video with that mic of a reaction to an “asmr im your boyfriend” video and only do Asmr

Anna

not me trying to listen to y’all out loud at work, never again

Arielle Barrios

im over here in my cubicle dying ily guys so much

Johnny

the only thing funnier than that first 7 minutes is the absolute rage it sparked in the comments lol

Neil Nattrass

This was a fire episode, tbh, even better than the bonus episode the week 👌🏻

J Gomez

I shat myself from the cringe my body was just not reacting well with that intro omg

Natdog99

From what I understand is Faze has never made a profit, so it really is a wild billion evaluation.

Jake Partain

no u fucking idiot. the hoodie is sick.

Jason Soderlin

Laughing hysterically walking across my campus thanks y’all

Samantha

Noel: Is your Saturday ruined Everyone who uses the podcast as background noises for sleep: 😏

Jessi Quinn Alperin

is Noel reading How to Change Your Mind??? or This is Your Mind on Plants? bc How to Change Your Mind CHANGED my life it’s one of the best books i’ve ever read. but if it’s the other one i wanna know if it’s good 👀

Preston

cody listens to oneohtrix???

brian nguyen

cody get one of those leave in thermometers, its like a probe, and then a wire to the display which u can leave outside the smoker/oven/grill, and itll alert once u hit a desired temp

Ricky Bobby

LOL noooooooooo!! The sounds they usually make never bothered me but this ASMR shit is too much. Ik everyone skipped 7 minutes on this one

Lauren Smith

that mic needs to disappear IMMEDIATELY i thought my airpods weren’t working

Isaac

Thanks guys ruined not only my Saturday but also my awesome some shirt

Jake Pagliaro

That was the worst opening ever but still hilarious

Andrew Gillies

I'm fucking crying at noel falling over trying to lock the door. Been a minute since I laughed this hard

Isaac Franks

This opening almost made me rethink my Patreon subscription.

Mason Day

I saw that Carrot Top dude on Sixth Street Saturday night drunk as hell 😂

9se.se9

Ya’ll killed me last night. I paused the pod at one point for a while and got stoned off thc diamonds causing me to to complete this episode at 2am even though I’m up since 5am today for work. I won’t be able to use the stalls today! Fml

Lizzie Volante

It took me MONTHS to get caught up on this podcast because I didn’t listen for like 2 months straight, I’m finally caught up and the first timely relevant episode I listen to is the ASMR one. Makes sense

Quincy

i actually laughed so much at the asmr, but i'm still starting a petition to take that fucking double ear away from them

Adam Roberts

I bought $1,000 worth of party city stock. I was not influenced in any way by this podcast to do this.

Tabitha Dean

I can handle the hot diarrhea talk but clawing at my eardrums at 8am is so out of pocket

Dustin Pendell

Fuck it Friday time for double mic asmr

Juul Torres

why do you guys think having a whole bit about things your viewers constantly complain about is funny ?

John Mendez

This was the most uncalled for episode

g.dont

Deez

Crocus

Yall can go straight to hell. I had just started eating lunch.

Dylan

bro at the race shit himself after noel scared him 😭😂

Emelie G

I whipped my headphones out of my ears at the beginning and one of them went down the drain. I can't believe I pay for this shit. Edit: gonna have to hit up ben and see if he can hook me up

Conor

The beginning of this pod was not it

Dougie

Haven’t heard that camel joke in a long time

Finnigan Winder-Haron

When Noel brought up the thing about Checo Perez I was screaming laughing

Alex Hately

again

Alex Hately

goddam didn't expect to cum whilst watching tmg

Green Leaf

Cody - here's Faze's investor pres in case you haven't seen it (not that it will help you rationalize the valuation unless you maybe believe projections on p22 lol): https://fazeweb-assets.s3.amazonaws.com/press-release/investor-presentation.pdf

Richmond Hill

Bruh I had to skip pretty much that whole first section, was not trying hear none of that shit😂

not Jim’s mom

BRUTAL through headphones omg. I had both AirPods in setting up my displays at work and almost cried

Dillon

Bruh I put pith air pods in and I feel violated

Hedon

“He's built like a brick shithouse how's he gone down like that?” - Rob Holding

Graydon Findlay

Put the “milk me” on the soundboard

9se.se9

You should be on the pod😂😂😂

9se.se9

It’s not unrealistic anymore to think about the near future, having a device that you can step onto/into. That scans your body shape to the exact (in a sim like form) in which you can try on clothes. Long story short, “Crypto/Bitcoin/Ethereum”.

Jadon Magee

Lol…

Liam Butler

imagine listening to this episode in mono

Katie D

In unrelated ear tongue fucking AMSR, can you please discuss Zola (the movie based on the Twitter thread)? Thank you very much

julie hauke

I was eating Mac and cheese at the beginning and now I can never eat Mac and cheese again 😀

Aidan Purugganan

Fucking regretting having a room with surround sound

Jack Diaz Doherty

this was an all timer

Rayne Acevedo

i had my earbuds in for the first time while watching this & i had to pause, walk away from my phone for a minute & really reevaluate my life choices

Kayla Husband

Noel, the more time u spend in Austin the more "keep Austin weird" will make sense I'm 21 and have lived in Austin my whole life and honestly as the city became more popular, the less weird it got. Dt used to be a hub for cool quirky people and businesses, the change was very noticeable going from the suburbs to dt

melanie

dude my app suddenly closed as soon as u guys started the asmr idk if i wanna continue watching anymore

Evan Corrigan

Of course the one episode I don’t have headphones

Anakin

thank fucking god i skipped listening to this episode in my earbuds i would have lost it in the start

Cole Walker

The asmr ruined my thursday evening. Thanks guys now i have to go to bed slightly annoyed. I have work tomorrow

Crispy

Currently fucking DYING listing to The ASMR setup

Joey

2:05 got me low key torqued tf

Miles Keaton

what the FUCK

Katie D

Jesus Christ.

morg.n

this is the funniest ep omfg the stories noel had killed me

9se.se9

Jesus (in the new movie coming out in 2022 directed by Mel Gibson) CHRIST! I can’t do this shit! Asmr got me dead. Ima just go to bed. GOOD NIGHT damn!

Ollie

I am way too high to listen to this what is going on

9se.se9

Jesus Christ wtf kind of asmr? I ruined it tho. I didn’t have my headphones on so now I’m at the beginning of the pod. I heard the first fart through my sound bar and paused it.

Erin

I literally screamed

Ian Gordon

Luckily I wasn’t driving, but if I was I would’ve floored it into a tree after the first 5 seconds

Christian Jordan

Cody cutting into his burnt ass brisket just reminds me of the scene from Christmas Vacation when they cut into that dry ass turkey

Only Four Strokes 1776

Best show to listen too whilst mowin laws. Especially when there are noise coming from different directions

Ale

he needs to issue an apology for that

Ale

as a Longhorn Noel saying Daniel Riccardo wore an A&M shirt is KILLING ME lmfao

mark cruz

Hearing Luke or anybody else laugh felt like I could hear them in the back of my skull or something

bill_butllicker

Holy shit, now they're actually two of my braincells talking to me

elijah wilson

you guys should get a bee sound on yt and play it around the left and right channels

1XC

HOLY SHIT ASMR JUMP SCARE

Ahmed Gad

Yooo that would be dope! Cody & Noel if you're seeing this ...

Megan Lynn

The rollercoaster tycoon bit reminded me of the first time I killed a Sim. Core memory of me crying and my dad restarting the game and showing me if you didn’t save they didn’t actually die 😂

Bernie Miall

I’m scared

Bernie Miall

Fuck off

Erica pierce

Thanks I hate it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

FullChicken

That opening with my surround headset compromised any semblance of integrity to my body and soul. I am now promised an eternity of perdition. Thanks bois.

Moni

Please please please make a TMG sleep story. I've been stuck with the YouTube Calm stories narrated by Matty McConaughey and Harry Styles for months and it's just not doing it for me anymore.

Renz Johnson

definitely need updates on the brisket

Jacqueline Gormley

absolutely loved starting this eating dinner

Maxwell Dahl-Sam

All that money to not make an asmr fish noise

AJ Torres

Hear me out, Truth users called truthers????

Erin

Nole ruined my Saturday by confusing Danny’s UT jersey with A&M

Braylon

thats it im never eating while watching the pod again

René Marie

That Trillionaire Mindset ad was top notch y'all

Shafin Kamal

lets gooooo martin brundle appreciation

Evan Crooks

Epic Trillionaire mindset ad

April

I am SO glad I wasn’t wearing headphones

Michael Moreno

Alternate title: two small-meated boys greet you into their spaceship ASMR

Isabel Amanda

My brother and I used to make a day out of killing people in Roller Coaster Tycoon and laughing our asses off, so my mom banned us from the computer in fear that we’d turn into psychopaths