Ep 210 - We Beef with MGK

Mike Parrillo

This brought back memories of when I worked in a grocery store in the seafood department and our owner had gotten basically a microwave to cook the lobsters quicker for the customers and thinking back of subjecting a live lobster to that and noises I’d hear, I feel the pain of ripping it in half. Lobsters got it rough man

Matthew Cherry

If you think the lobster is bad, if any of y’all order soft shell crab in a nice restaurant. They cut their faces off with either scissors or a knife, while it’s still alive, then they cook them. Pretty gnarly thing to witness

Ginger Deems

Cody receiving the Fortnite hat is a Joker origin story 🤡

Carson Bungay

man Cody almost got him

ratboi.v1

Y'all really out here not cleaning y'all chicken?

Lauren M.

Y’all don’t clean your chicken?! Cody I understand, but that shit hurt coming from Noel

NHT

Highkey love Noel's sweatsuit and lowkey wanna know where it's from

Aced22

I'm a crime scene investigator. There's literally nothing they could say that would gross me out at this point. You get used to the sight but you never get used to the smells.

Gabby Burns

when noel was telling the grandma story i was like damn this is an ethnic grandma i fucking died when cody asked where she’s from

Lizzy A

WHERE IS YOUR GRANDMA FROM NOEL

David Morton

It wasn’t cum it was ectoplasm from the ghosts. You got a free haunted house and bitched out

Sarah Anderson

A true Himbo moment

Sarah Anderson

LOL

Sarah Anderson

Noels MGK impression is spot on 🤣

Michael Josten

MAJOR callback to EP 93 with the animal abuse podcast bit

Jonah Fefelov

Gross Gary V is soooo much better than demented Gary V 😂😂😂

Speck

Cody bro you either just throw them in the fridge to put them to sleep then boil them or cut vertically down their head you don’t pull them apart while alive lmfao

Ron

Bro. The quote you where trying to think of was from cars. “Speed, I am speed.” You said in the last one when you where trying to think of it, “Weed, I am weed.” You where thinking of cars, not good ole vinny boy

Aidan

blending squid really a great image rn thank you

Aidan

i been eating oatmeal during these last episodes and i’m not sure how much longer i can do it

Rachel Barrera

Bro I mean if you don’t want the Balenciaga Fortnite hat you can send it to me I’ll wear it lol - or do a giveaway for the fans and you and Noel sign the back of it

Robby Gibb

yo idk if yall were serious but how tf r u not gonna wash chicken before cooking and eating it, that's fuckin disgusting. Wash ur chicken.

Daniel Rodriguez

I still think Noel was looking for “I am the law!” From Dredd

Cristina

When I was 15 for my quinciañera I helped my mom kill 15 live chickens gutted them and everything

TJ

- let endangered specifies die in vain ✅ - have them suffer a long agonizing death ✅ - completely waste diver friend’s effort and gift ✅ CODY WE CANT KEEP DEFENDING YOU

auvbm

In Australia we call them a She-Wee…

Kenny Mullaney

Noel I wish you’d really go in on mgk, dude is such a clown and I know you know it. Fuck that guy hardcore fuck that guy

Antipathi

I wonder what MGK sounds like getting domed off.

Josh D

Hand shakes so violent it would make Satan clutch his rosary

Noah Crowe

One of my favorite episodes in a while!

Brendan Hensley

The chairs are gonna have them looking like Doc Ock soon

fake hedge fund

i thought noel’s track suit was some new merch and i was ready to get my credit card out

Kushal

Such a good episode

Tucker Mathews

Cody: “I think they’re an endangered species” Also Cody: “yeah I just left them in a dumpster” Honestly really fucked up whether they were endangered or not. No regard for life. But also still kinda funny.

Josh

That fuckin lobster bit got me 😂😂😂

Phi Tran

One time I was on vacation in Vietnam. My grand uncle had gotten live chickens from the market and was prepping them for dinner. I walked into the kitchen to see him holding it down along with a cleaver in the other hand. He asked if I wanted to help him cook. Right as I said no, he said, “watch this” and beheaded that shit. I was like 10 lol

EdwinTaylor

mgk and Megan fox are just a celebrity version of the you couple

Nick Neumeier

It’s Halloween guys his name is Scary V

wren

the almanac is sending me holy shit

Lucy

cody dear god that is not how you kill a lobster

carlos

the gnocchi joke fucking got me good

Aaron Cooperman

One of my all time favorite episodes, hilarious stuff boys.

Tyler

Does the intro sequence ruin anyone else’s saturdays too?

Joey

They seriously ignored the actual answer smh

Consuelo Ramirez

When I was in elementary school I would spend my summers in Mexico visiting my family. When I was in third or fourth grade my cousin was graduating from sixth grade so my grandparents were going to throw her this huge party with all sorts of homemade food. I witnessed my grandma behead 5 chickens with no mercy and watched my grandpa kill a pig in the same day. I stayed away from eating meat for awhile because that shit scarred me

Jack Berrey

apparently catching a lobster requires a tickle stick

Consuelo Ramirez

i witnessed my grandpa in mexico kill the pig we were going to make into carnitas when my cousin graduated from sixth grade. it changed me

Bailey Saul

Their chairs are turning into the one from the even stevens movie

Lance Skinner

"I am speed" from cars

Samantha

i never get affected when they talk about diarrhea or puking or cysts popping in your mouth but when Cody went into detail about how the lobster screamed when he killed it i actually felt mentally unwell i can’t believe that was my limit

Ricky Bobby

LOL bro the lobster bit took me outtttttt! When they gave it grown screams I was literally crying 😭😭😂

AhoSensei

I think all Asian kill chickens that way for their New Years celebration

Sam

Banger of an episode

Surya Nareshan

banger episode boys, good work

Sloan Steady

“I grew up around people who wash chicken” Noel confirmed white

Lauren P

til the rinsing causes salmonella to spread all over your sink area. absolutely notttt

goobysmell

"I don't pee, I piss" Sigma male energy from Noel

Robert Russell

Sorry that bit about the chicken triggered major flashbacks

Robert Russell

Ok so when I was a kid we had free range chickens and they pretty much multiplied and ran around everywhere and most of them were super chill but there where these two bantam (super small and runty) roosters that would hang out on this planter thing, at eye level and like wait to fucking freak on you and peck and claw as you walked by. Like right at your face. Onetime I watched this thing start freaking out at my dad as he was walking by and without stopping he just kinda grabbed it by the neck and wrung it like a towel. Tossed it in the bushes and continued on to work. He like literally didn’t event look at it the whole time, just nah get fucked

Lxssi

Fucking great episode!

Ale

nah wash your chicken. when it's in the packaging it'll just be stewing in its own blood and whatnot. a little rinse wont hurt nobody.

Elijah Broschart

Noelle (or his family) is from Puebla, Mexico or somewhere around there! I have two close friends who’s families still live there and are Farmer’s, and they talk about how their grandma/mom would kill chickens by breaking their necks. 👁👁

William Jones

i wish i was great at giving head :/

Angela Freeman

I hope Megan Fox’s hidden talent is magic or like speaking fluent Korean but in reality she’s probably just like “I’m great at giving head.”

Emelie G

What the fuck Cody. You're supposed to stab the lobster in the head to kill it as quickly as possibly you monster.

Henri

Noel looks like about to sell me a heavily discounted vcr that “fell off the back of a truck”

Patrick Marks

Cody embracing Wayne’s world vibes, here for it

Jonas Brix

That MGK and Megan fox video would have been a great that’s cringe

Feargal O'Reilly

Cant wait to head to the bonus to find out what language Cody watched Succession in

amt y0

Noel and Cody are basically like Thanos finally placing the last infinity stone into the anti-vegan gauntlet and just fucking their entire shit up

Robert Dean

Ain’t no way boi, Noel’s story about his great grandma beheading a chicken opened up my own memory of witnessing the same shit during fiesta preparations

Paolo Suan

Noel gotta be filipino, in the Philippines they b beheading chickens like it’s a game ☠️☠️

dyl

Hold on wtf u mean u arent supposed to wash chicken... but also noel saying he grew up around people washing chicken -- you're Filipino aren't you

Dylan Mcfadzean

You’re a complete dog for that gnocchi cyst joke literally about to arrive at a friends place for dinner where we are having gnocchi for dinner thanks x

Omar the Auteur

Noel has been in top comedy shape these last few episodes

basil

I cant wait for these comments to make cody to feel even worse about the lobster thing omg i feel awful for laughing 🤣

Hayley Morris

this episode is not vegetarian friendly

9se.se9

I’m not high enough but, I’m tired enough to say, GOODNIGHT HOUUUSSTONN

Serena

ngl the Fortnite dad hat looks kinda hard on Cody. idk if that's a compliment or not but there you go.

Ian Gordon

All the animal abuse talk reminded me of when swaggersouls brutaly curb stomped carp

Trevin

The energy in this episode is off the charts! From the tartar, murderous talk, and the brain smoothing ending! * chef’s kiss 💋

Joshua Judson

This is one of the funniest episodes in a while, holy shit the squid bit had me crying

Thibault Tresca

cody throwing lobster away hurt my soul

Castro Ramírez Joshua

Cody fliping out about the chicken when grandmas do that like nothing everyday on Mexico lmao

Andrew Gillies

Noel is desperately trying to keep that chain visible to the audience lmfao

Jack Fisk

Y'alls beef is so fake you could call it a Slim Jim

Castro Ramírez Joshua

wait why do i remember Cody talking about the sea of thieves joke before?

Avery C

that’s not how you kill a lobster Cody. Put a tip of the knife into its head and cut down with the tail facing away. It’s called “scrambling” will save you the heart ache next time.

nutgoblin

i’m still waiting to puke but I did cry laughing

Valery mazzo

I almost puked

Isaac

i’ve seen my uncle in mexico cut open an adult pig best alarm clock ever

Chloe Young

just finished making chowder during the gary v bit and then i couldn’t eat it thanks

the absolute SEROTONIN i get when i hear that iconic intro

Emily Sandel

you guys should look up that chicken who lived without his head for a year. they feed him through his neck

Trisha Miller

You left that lobster to just die?! Savage. Way worse than just eating it lol. Fucking great episode though. Best one in a minute.

Michael Moreno

Cody killed those lobsters in perfect sausage party fashion

kedrick buchanan

Noel got the prison fit on

Chris G

I’m dying about the story tho 😂😂😂

Ryan Duthie

Cody really did a Mortal Kombat finisher on an endangered lobster 💀💀💀

Liv Walpole

you FUCKERS, i was eating gnocchi!

Tony May

cody that is NOT the humane way to kill a lobster lmaooooo you’re supposed to make an incision in the head 😭😭😭😂😂😂

2oV

Aren't you supposed to stab lobsters in the head or something to kill them lol?

Lorenzo Almond

WHY DONT THEY DO A REAL THATS CRINGE ON MGK AND MEAGAN FOX?!?

2oV

14:31 I missed out because I blocked them right after the last episode lol.

Gianna Wedwaldt

gary V slander >

pelachu

they always make my friday better

Bglad09

Holy shit that Fortnite hat is 375$ and it’s sold out.

Daleshka N Santana

Can’t get enough of these guys

Isaac Reitz

early

Yolanda Calderon

so early i cant even think of any good comments yet

Sullivan Burnside

early gang