Post "Ep 198 - The Boys Are Back!" by "tinymeatgang"

David

I’ve been watching MMA for 10 FUCKING years. Do you know how many years I’ve been on THE MAT? How many years I’ve had THE GLOVES ON RECREATIONALLY?? HOW MANY MEET AND GREETS I’VE BEEN TO??? I was the first guy at Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone’s meet and greet. You know what he told me? “Not gonna lie man you got a pretty sick anaconda,” cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture. That’s not a reference to my penis. That’s a reference to a highly technical grappling move. So, I don’t care if you’re a “fan” of Dana White or if you’re not a fan of Dana White, I’ve earned my place to make a few jokes in this here MMA world. Okay? I’ve spoken my piece.

Ashley Morales

I love these boys so much 🥺

Filip Borjeson

Cody and Noel Vegas vlog

like you guys are entertaining stop being so pressed about this shit being mid. it’s what we pay for

Tamara

whippets feel like ur brain is exploding (for 10 sec) in the best possible way. like a brain nut

Vanessa Montes de Oca

Hopefully you’re feeling better Cody, thanks for still pushing for people to get vaccinated!

Aiden Shane Hernandez

i got so triggered LMAO

Christopher Cadima

Cody open my Instagram dms if you want some advanced business inquires😳😳

beanbrain

feel better corben!!! 💖💖

N

Yo hate to say it Noel but the problems with your Caddy will never stop.. American cars are dog shit quality..

Lauren Gilkerson

I'm pretty sure they have been

Warwick Hughes

HOLY SHIT SOMEONE ELSE HAS BEEN TO LAUGHLIN! Yeah can confirm, that place sucks.

Andres Martinez

Nobody mentioned that the mf who got kicked in the nuts a few weeks ago sounded just like E40

Amina Ashraf

What do you get from writing negative comments on Patreon out of all places.. especially towards someone who got covid

Zachary Butenas

for the live show, will we be able to watch a vod? or do we have to catch it live?

Carter Richer

Kinda mid episode ngl, this just goes to show not everyone should have a podcast. sucks to suck, meat-boys

Melanie Witmer

Exactly!!

Nate

why are you outing yourself like this lmao

deven

covid kinda mid tbh

deven

rare cody L

Ed Denn

As soon as Noel said "Kingpin from Batman" I could feel the triggered energy of every comic book fan resonating through my computer

Bdun

You have to listen to Joe Rogan's #1671 podcast. This will change your mind about Covid

Ola

Good shit lads

CJ Wilson

“Imagine your kid being dropped off the empire state building everyday” -Gary Vee

Bdun

Watch Joe Rogan’s podcast episode #1671

Jacques Cazayoux

I got the J&J yesterday and feel like dog shit

Nick Landgrebe

both you guys should be a joint guest on the official podcast

Jersain Vargas

If my dad ran a daycare id put rhino pills in his coffee everyday

Tyler Mason

My inner nerd is foaming at the mouth, but Kingpin from Batman? Come on bruh

Blacklodgebob27

I don't mind the home podcasts

David Morton

Fuck you beat me to it

David Morton

Cody Kovid

Alicia

Covid made Cody's Dana White impression better

M4sterTh1ef

Maybe this? "A700WMG-9AVT"

Garrett

noel what kind of watch are you wearing? it kinda looks like an old Bulova

Nathan

It good to see Cody doing well I was scared when I heard that he got covid you know how dangerous it can be for old people like him poor grandpa

2oV

Did Cody say he was immunized after talking about only getting one dosage from J&J, the vaccine people trust the least lol? edit 29:37: well fuck me edit 2: still better than not being vaxxed even if it is J&J.

Ahmed Gad

Unpopular option: I actually like this format more than the stage. Idk why, it feels more connected, and they can pull up any videos they want.

Brandon Hernandez

August 5th couldn't of asked for a better bday present 💯

hunter wray

omg that sex sent me to the er show is so funny

Ace Aurum

Yo next tmg merch drop needs to just be Dana white tik tok quotes in arial

Junayeed

“bUt ThE mAsK mAnDaTe WaS LiFtEd” As if that reflects at all the current COVID situation.

elizabeth

Feel better Cody!!! I can tell y’all used Cancel Google on that spontaneous orgasm condition which was a good call tbh.

Braxton Burden

please change candace’s voice to bonsai buddy somehow

Erik Volfson

Hey Cody and Noel! Great podcast!!! One thing tho. Please don’t ever fucking say kingpin is from batman again. He’s from Spider-Man. I’m appalled and disgusted that you could even think of messing that up. This shows what separates you guys from the other top 6 comedy podcasts. Preparation. Don’t do it again. Thanks!

Cody

I've been watching MMA for TEN FUCKING YEARS. Do you know how many years I've been on the mat? How many years I've had the gloves on, recreationally? How many meet and greets I've been to? I was the FIRST GUY at Donald Cowboy Cerrone's meet and greet, and you know what he told me? "Not gonna lie man, you got a pretty sick anaconda!" cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture (and it's not a reference to my penis that's a reference to a highly technical grappling move). So I don't care if you're a 'fan' of Dana White, or if you're not a 'fan' of Dana White, I've EARNED my PLACE to make a few jokes in this here MMA world, okay? Spoken my piece.

Nightwing

Ah yes, kingpin from Batman

William Jones

I've been watching MMA for TEN FUCKING YEARS. Do you know how many years I've been on the mat? How many years I've had the gloves on, recreationally? How many meet and greets I've been to? I was the FIRST GUY at Donald Cowboy Cerrone's meet and greet, and you know what he told me? "Not gonna lie man, you got a pretty sick anaconda!" cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture (and it's not a reference to my penis that's a reference to a highly technical grappling move). So I don't care if you're a 'fan' of Dana White, or if you're not a 'fan' of Dana White, I've EARNED my PLACE to make a few jokes in this here MMA world, okay? Spoken my piece.

Liv Walpole

Holy shit wasn't expecting an ep this week, hope you feel better soon Cody!

TotalADHD

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bailey Lavelle

Cody Kovid

Richie O.

The whole Dana White segment only confirms their small dick status. Damn...it's sad really.

Matthew Juttner

really mid

Kendall Stone

cody kovid

Luke “huge balls” patterson

Eh kinda boring in in the begging and I might just skip this and watch last weeks episode that I missed. No hate tho

KP

Cody have you considered that people who don't get vaccinated are likely not going to be the ones getting tested? Clearly COVID isn't something they are concerned about, unlike those who did get the vaccine. So the majority of tests are being done on vaccinated people.

md

i hate when people comment mean things to you both, you’re the star comedians of the world 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

Clodagh M

the message is - get vaccinated and then keep your ass at home when it's not absolutely necessary to go outside, when you live in a country where people are fucking stupid about getting vaccinated and wearing masks

Landon

i miss the ship already

Landon

noooooooooooooo

Sarah Park

Los Angeles lifted all its mandates… he was just listening to their rules lmao.

Sarah Park

Lol in LA & California in general numbers were extremely low and mask mandates/social distancing/etc were all lifted. He wasn’t being careless, he was following government guidelines. Not his fault.

Paddy

I’m sorry Cody but you deserve no sympathy. Just because you get vaccinated doesn’t mean the virus is over and you can’t get it. And you might say you miss doing something, no one cares. Be more careful in the future. Edit: Sorry Cody I overreacted. On that day I found out a family member and 15 of his friends got COVID while going out drinking so I got irritated. My bad.

Kolten

Mid

Chloe

Do people on tik tok see Netflix stand up specials and think "wow I can't believe they're literally trying so hard to be funny"

Taiah Wilson

there was a girl on 1000 ways to die who had random orgasms and ended up falling down the stairs or something lmao

you got sick cuz y'all keep going out like the pandemic is over...

James Andreoni

Fuck the Dana bit is so funny those comments are insane

Yasmin Ormsby

props to you cody for still doing the podcast stuff even when you’re sick 😷

emily

immediately giving me terrible beginning of covid flash backs. not that the pod wasn't good then, just that the pod became the only thing i looked forward to for a while and damn seeing the boys on a split screen again feels so weird

SAS 803

YES!

Rob Krueger

Happy you’re doin alright Cody

brian nguyen

DO OUR OLD TICKETS WORK FOR THE NEW SHOWWWWW

josh bircher

Cody Kovid lmao

Nascour

God damnit cody, nah in all seriousness get better soon :/

Luke Ryba

Disclaimer: I'm not a Dana White fan, but honestly he's like objectively really hot and you guys are probably just jealous. And don't get me started on Joe. They're honestly probably like 9 feet tall combined and can kick both of your asses. It's probably because you don't like balding men which is NORMAL, MASCULINE and DATABLE. So yeah. I guess not everyone deserves a podcast. Sorry you had to hear the HARD truth

9se.se9

Not a bad episode ima just go ahead and still continue to get stoned!

Katie D

Glad you’re ok Cody 😊

Andrew

The Dana bits were so funny how could you not appreciate that even if you were a fan of him lmaoo

Aidan Ziegel

hey everyone its Austin McBroom with frickin Friday chef Catherine has cooked up a great video of where I drop my kid off the empire state building

Aleem Abdulla

When Cody said "imagine what would have happened if I wasn't vaxxed" I realized I need to send this vid. https://www.bitchute.com/video/TrsOetbbyWm0/

Blake Gordon

Always the highlight of my week. In the studio or at home, y’all rock. Hope everyone who is sick gets better.

ENT

Hour two, time for the bonus

jared smith

yb got covid better

Judy Mwanzo

The response on tik tok to the fuck it Friday bit just proves that platform is a cesspool.

Cameron Pietrzak

seriously trying so hard in this ep

Kenadie W.

hey fellas im getting a lot of mixed messages from this whole gambling bit I just need you to know what I heard is put all my savings into slots

Tom Corfield

As someone from the UK how much is a nos in the US?

Liam

Noel what are you driving now? What happened to the Yadillac

Harrison Wills

OMG hope Cody had a nap before the bone zone. I'm back in lockdown here in Australia and I've been working my way through heaps of old episodes. Fuggin Delta bullshit. Hope you feel better soon Cody!

Reilley Ford

L

Tyson William

Cody the Dom of the shitting your pants family

jade chen

Truly grateful of how careful you guys are for each other and basically the rest of society. Please take your time to recover and ensure you test negative consistently. Your meat cutlets 🥩 will always be rooting for y’all! Ps Noel PLEASE consider adding more shows in LA. -Sincerely, 4 elementary school friends of 15 years that are trying to enjoy your brilliance with 🍹

Justin

get well soon <3

Ryan Lopez

My first Patreon episode… and Cody licked a crosswalk button

Omar Issa

I’m creaming

Aidan Poole

I hope u feel better soon Cody and Noel, keep ballin like usual

Jake Bakken

go to space and stay there you piece of mid

ENT

y’all have no idea how much I needed this, in the durham airport trying to get back home and i’m in my first hour of the delay due to rain and im dying

Nick

Damn. First, Cody’s bed gets slanted, then the UVO gets impounded, and now Cody has got covid. In seriousness, take it easy Cody, heal up, and get back to making BANGERS!