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Bonus Ep 92 - Autograph My Butt

🕑 Added 2021-07-22 23:20:00 +0000 UTC

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Alex Krane

I was playing RuneScape when Noel mentioned it at 57:40, I don't know if this is a funny or sad coincidence.

Noah D'Alonzo

52:43 Noel just basically did a Hasan Piker impression LMAO

Laura Lewis

The limp bizkit opener had me dying, but then the patty segment had me in TEARS lmao. Y’all always come through when I need a good laugh, preciate you boys! 😂❤️

Christian Waldron

As someone who attended 13 years of Catholic school, listening to the boys talk about mass was surreal. All that shit is taking up space in my brain and I’ll never use it again.

Rick Bijmold

Wizzard revers to an old 4chan(i think) meme, the official virgin age meter.

Gavin Alling

“Give me something to drink!”🤣🤣

Christopher Cadima

I will become a professional contortionist to be able to lick my balls on my command if you open my Instagram dms cody

Derek

the content that makes you guys say “people pay for this shit?” is the content we want / miss

Lizzy A

Cody has great legs

jesusips

Feargal O'Reilly

That outside segment was so cringe. Just absolutely shitting on people who already probably already have pretty bad lives and treating them like cretins. Real nice.

James Andreoni

God this was so funny

Elijah Wurl

Cody and Noel had me looking like a lunatic at work laughing out loud today to this one. Can’t wait for the live show.

9se.se9

I just heard his car outside of my house I’m not playing games!

9se.se9

That sketched me out hard

9se.se9

I just experienced someone road rage at me for the first time. He was a tall, muffled voice, white dude. Super shitty hatchback, loud ass car (definitely not a Tesla) cuts me off. I switch lanes right after because I need to make a turn from that lane. He thinks I’m tryna race in my moms Toyota Corolla. I’m 120 pounds 5’11 this dudes nearly triple my size from just height. He followed me all the way to the dispensary. I see him park up and think what was all that cutting off for if he was going to the same spot as me. Was not there for the reason I was. He got out of his car and walked right up to my car. I locked the doors and drove off. And I can see him rushing to his car. When I looked back. I am about a half a kilometre away and can hear his cars tires screeching along with his nearly broken apart engine roaring like a delta variant infected lion. I lost him and went to another dispensary. I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED. HE’S RACIST, I SAW IT IN HIS EYES THAT HE COULD OF BEEN THE NEIGHBORHOOD SKIDDISH MOLLY SELLER.

Amber Valdez

ffs Cody just keeps getting hotter

Amber Valdez

Best bone some open yet bois

Bridget

Is this weeks episode off over Cody being ill?

Haven Rae

I always thought maybe Noel was Filipino and white and then he said he used to go to Catholic Church….bro he’s for sure Filipino and white

poot28

Ending made me wonder why I pay for this stuff

Brandon Lupton

I would rip both of my arms off for Drake and Future to go back to the WATTBA era of making dark moody trap music made for late night drives around Atlanta while you’re sipping on a cup of lean

Matt steele

Next week you guys should talk about what Ashton Kutcher said about him his wife and kids.

Brendan Conrad

Dude the Catholic convo was super funny to hear, especially as a Catholic listener lol.

brian nguyen

Guys will our tickets work if we bought the old ones? Or do we have to get the new ones? for that live event or whatever

Peter Andrew Griffiths

Cody, i fully support your catholic conversion✊respect brotha

Dylan Ross

would you describe it as midL, perhaps?

Sam Graziano

Them doing different laughs sounds like someone picking a voice in the Sims

Jackson

Cody getting COVID was so mid and such an L

Stevie Powers

it actually is mike with attitude lmaooooo

Chris

Will spock be playing riddim??

Patty K

Yeah same, feeling kinda weird.

Patty K

Idk how I feel sharing a name with the lady singing on that one soundcloud song they were playing…

Josiah hehman

Dude drink by numbers bonus episode sounds awesome

Erik F

You know what Jeff Bezos laugh is, it’s a confident nerd laugh that he catches halfway through and turns it into evil chad laugh

Jersain Vargas

I wanna go to the church full of gang members that start throwing up their signs and yelling their gang when they gotta greet their neighbor

Paddy

I don’t know what to feel with my name in that song

Natdog99

Dude has to be cracked out for sure

Josef Leigh

Cody really called the host a biscuit like it's a snack

Greg

Just realized Noel looks like Tay Zonday

Cameron Williams

Have you guys ever thought about flying to other planets in your ship? be sick to see like Saturn in the background of the podcast.

lodog69

you guys should get lil sas king of new york on the pod

Ashton Paschall

Cold ones is already a thing

jennessy99

Makes you wonder how joe rogan can bang out like 4 3 hour podcasts a week 😂

Isaac Savage

You guys deliver consistently across the board every week fuck I love y'all I'm so sad I'm going to be at work for the live, but I bought a ticket and a hoodie, never have too much TMG Merch <3

James Ochoa

Honestly, this bone zone kind of mid....L

Dylan Ella

noel start streaming again challenge

Isaiah Rienthong

Why don’t you just lay with ur legs where ur head normally goes

that intro was everything

Athena Defeo

Loving the limp bizkit

Juan Meza

“ is that Shakira?” “Don’t disrespect patty like that” This this bald bitch lil kart boi Noel disrespect Shakira? Lol

hazyjane

i feel like i’m tainted now cause this is the only pod i actually laugh at

u wot mate

but no one ever asks how ligma is

Meg Quigley

recently cody has been lookin like he’s coming down with ligma 😕

Connor Simon

The special rapper sounds like if suicideboys smoked cigarettes for 20 years

Julian T.

when will you guys do a podcast ep smoking weed? noel will prob be himself but cody will have panic attack one after another lmao

William Jones

"PUT IT IN UR FUCKIN FACE" -- the priest, probably

Emilio Delgado

lmao mass is like a hour max

Quinn and Sloane

Lol Noel U make everything about yourself LOL me 2 tho

Aidan McCoy

To go along with Kanye music after the story I imagine Noel like I got touched by the priest and then it’s like “no one man should have all that power”

Tyler uhls

The way the podcast started had me crying tears. I forgot how corny mid-2000's music was. FOQ!!!

Ollie Broderick

Hahahaha you have to start from the beginning they are almost always better than the free ones😂

Aiden Shane Hernandez

its so funny how this is my first bonus episode and they literally say “people pay for this shit” 💀

Ollie Broderick

And if anyone hasn’t listen to Dave listen to Psychodrama it’s even better

Ollie Broderick

Glad Noel mentioned IDK never heard of him but he seems so sick! If anyone sees this and like rap listen to Dave’s (UK rapper) new album We’re all alone in this together that shit is so clever and so powerful and still slaps

Ina

hope reddit sees this bro

Ina

Limp Bizkit bit had me crying

Austin

It’s not that serious

Jokertyf

The way you guys talked about /r/outside made it clear neither of you ever played an MMO lol. Maybe learn what a quest actually is before making jokes about it? Usually you guys know your shit but this was just a miss. Besides, the whole point of the sub is that when you analyze real life things from the perspective of it being a game that someone designed, you can realize just how strange some things really are. The people there don't literally believe they're living in a video game

FrostieTips

Their clowning it, but bro, the new Big Titty Goth Girl DLC is fire

9se.se9

The singing shit was so shitty that I’ve shitten all over me self from laughing.

Nathan Benson

Noel singing punk is my new favorite segment.

Gray Walker

people really talk shit on the carting segments and fighting. i dont give a shit i like all of it. fuck em

Allie

Also at my Grandmas funeral when I was like 8 we were at this massive cathedral in Long Island, and I didn’t know what to do when u go up to get the wafer from the priest, I thought u just took it and said thx or something, but apparently I did it wrong and the priest like yanked me back and made me redo it and it was sooo embarasssinff. looking back at the time I’m like.. who tf does that?? Like sorry I’m not catholic and don’t know all of ur chants but we were at my grandmothers funeral?! Anyways

Allie

Cody for the love of god plz try switching to caffeinated tea instead of coffee and see if it helps ur panic attacks, i don’t know if it’s foolproof but it helped ke

Jock Litzinger

“The priest touched me with fat dick”

Envy

Mid Laroi

Liam Hulsey

patty’s song sounded like the prince of persia title screen

Sonia

y’all see the video of some girl asking quentin tarantino to sign her foot

Jack N. Offing

Yo, Noel's evil laughs are spot on, while Cody's are mid, hard L. I laughed so hard on this episode

Sonia

just shaking a strangers hand and they won’t let go like hello…. someone help me please

Joshua Foster-Tucker

For the time being, @Cody, try stuffing some towels under the legs of the bed until the frame/mattress is level. This is also a good way to test if what you're feeling is real lol. Ask a neighbor for a level or go to the hardware store to get one. They're cheap.

Matt

Ur cool as fuck Sewak

lu

every single one of your Awkward Church Hellos were freakishly spot on. shit gave me war flashbacks to my life every sunday when i was dragged to the local southern baptist church.

Gabe

Yeah y’all need to be really careful, the Delta variant is hospitalizing fully vaxxed people. Usually older folks but there have been cases of hospitalizations in the 20’s and 30’s

Ace Aurum

You guys got me laughing hysterically most of the time but to be frank it gets a bit old you two using the same punchlines on “redditors” or “incels” or whatever they’re name of the day is. it’s a group of sad lonely men clearly not in good social situations. it just has this uncomfortable dynamic of pulling someone down and not in a fun let’s laugh together sort of way idk how to phrase it it just seems a bit more on the cruel side. imo it’s getting a bit old and a bit sad (not for you guys or anything like that more just to listen to and feel affiliated with). prolly look like I just od’d on red pills but aye that’s just my thoughts I still love you guys and your content can’t wait to see you guys next Thursday!!

Jack

The wizard thing is from Japanese culture, there was a myth that once you turn 30 while still being a virgin you become a wizard or obtain some kind of supernatural power.

Will

Goddamn Cory lookin like a bible camp counselor that really tries to make the teens think he’s cool

Nightwing

Can’t wait until Cody and Noel find the tiktok of Tarantino singing a girls foot

JoshNichols

the intro to this was gold

Bassecat7898

I love how no one really knew about the whole "If you turn 30 and never have sex you turn into a wizard" meme

Owen Chapman

Whole album is a gospel album and Cody goes “ALREADY BETTER THAN THE GOSPEL SHIT HAHAHA”

Matthew Valentine

steelo was just talking about fred durst on W&W lmfao 2000s are back babyyy-

Matt L

please dont stop the early 2000s angsty white boy music

JJ Pablo

I listen to Limp Bizkit unironically

Antipathi

He drove so god-damned fast

9se.se9

Didn’t watch this yet. Been so long, I’ve just shotgunned some alcoholic beverages (lemme catch my MOTHER mmmk BREATH) MASSIVE BURP COMING THROUGH. Random shoutout to bud light seltzer, I mean I haven’t abused em yet, god forbidden (emoji with pistol on my head)

Sticky Snowman

Jerry was a racecart driver

jillian

feet and beat

Jasiel Gil

👉🏽🦆👈🏽

Plastic Flamingo

that part at 1:03:22 where patty cuts out and it goes silent with them in that big empty room is killing me

samantha

i actually realized that when ur supposed to greet each other that’s usually the time that 75% of the mass is done lmaooo i realized this after being taken sm and literally never caring