Bonus Ep 88 - Say Something Funny!
🕑 Added 2021-06-24 23:12:03 +0000 UTCWho Wants to Be a Millionaire? Not this guy apparently
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Arnaud Saint-Yves
Dismembering Gary Vee
Jennifer Ruiz
"4 foot 8, 600 pounds" idk why that killed me😂😂
Christian
In this y’all talk about how you doubt anyone has even seen your face or knew who you were before this podcast but… I just recently downloaded Patreon just to subscribe to your podcast. I’ve listened to you guys since 2018, mainly during my delivery jobs, which I’ve picked up again recently. I was looking up podcasts on Spotify and found TMG. That being said, I have never seen your video version until a couple days ago and I’m blown away by the production. I sped through the most recent episodes and realized there’s a whole trove of bonus episodes I haven’t touched. Production is awesome, actually watching the damn videos with you guys is way more immersive and laughable. Seeing what guest stars look like is practically 3 dimensional compared to just audio. I still only do audio because I’m driving all day, but I really didn’t know what I was missing out on. I’d like to add that I really enjoy UFC talk, I’m an avid UFC fan and I think the selling point for me with this podcast is you can switch from short bus to level headed conversation. I’m excited to keep up with TODAYS episode instead of LAST WEEKS episode because I’m subscribed on PATREON.com
Graham Antoszewski
Technically you both were 1/2 right. It’s an oblong spheroid. - Hockeypuck Dick Math Professor
Jorie
blimp shaped cody should be the cover art
Jorie
the little girl bit had me in tears holy fuck
Parker Keskinen
my family owns that stool
Avery Halvorson
😐
Martijn Bloemhof
Loved the 5 minutes about kicking children square in the teeth
Ian Holsapple
Dude that 6 year old bit had me in stitches! I had a comedy orgasm 😂😂😂
garret barber
if anything twitch and tiktok are worse with that
Jake
The 6 year old kid bit is easily my fav in recent memory
Mike Mcgrath
Noel I’ve been bumping this song so much
mckenna Stark
he’s down bad enough at this point that a solid 8 on a good day will be detrimental to his confidence so i’m doing gods work
mckenna Stark
currently shifting right into Verstappens car as he did those donuts that almost got him penalized to do some sus shit and flex on Lewis
goobysmell
"babe can you feel my bee dick?"
Nolan
yall talking about guns annoy me for some reason
Kenzo Szerdahelyi
we could buy plenty with our body count
Kenzo Szerdahelyi
you guys are a bit big for this but there’s some j guys (japanese) who are tryna have some fun
Joseph Miller
I was so worried for a second when they were talking about the Amazon products cuz my HR manager walked in and I was playing it at full volume
Nik
I just bought the patreon today and have only ever listened to a podcast cuz I would listen at work or when I was driving. Sometimes I would hop over to YouTube to watch a video you guys were freaking out about and then go back to listening.
Calvin Horsford
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that
Sjors Jacobs
I'm shaped like a dodecahedron
azizsuw
will the new love island podcast be on here too?
Javier
Noel did you see that Oli London transitioned to being Korean?
daniel .
who could’ve predicted that blueface would be boxing neumane
Lizzy A
I like how the only bad thing Noel could think to do to an animal is put it in the trash can. Like now you're just hurting its feelings
Lizzy A
I'm just watching the ice cream cake slowly melt as they talk
Zachary Wallis
the cake looked worse in appearance as the episode went on.
Will
Cory saying Polynesian instead of polyresin made me laugh out loud
Jade
Chill not everyone has to like what you like as much as you do
Leni Reynolds
I like the part where they ate cake and then talked about beating up a 6 year old. 10/10 I love this podcast.
Rjergo
When is the next tmg tour? Cody and Noel are going to be on their deathbed before I get to see them telling shitty jokes again.
Layla Thakkar
cody your shoes are sick what r they called
Fran
the face in the jar behind noel looks more and more like sam every episode
Jules Hornef
corbin???? like spooky black - corbin?
Robby Gibb
i have watched this a couple times now and I cant hold it back any longer. Theres nothing wrong with guns, yall are just some pussies. jesus christ Cody, grow a pair of testicles youre 30. Theres nothing wrong with enjoying shooting a gun.
Rachel Parker
I started listening to this podcast through spotify and then subbed to the Patreon and still don't watch the videos, Ive always just listened 😂 I watch your YouTube videos separately but podcast time is strictly me listening to y'all while I clean
Patty K
Woke up from a dream this morning where I had to rip some people’s arms and legs off. I gotta stop listening to this podcast before bed.
liam rabbitte
launching a six year old is an all time great bit
Livanal
before i even watch the rest of the ep, my brother and i are vegan and my brother is actually a boxer and training to do bodybuilding. yeah we might live in melbourne but pls fly us tf out
Travis Nelson
Not to be the small dicked, weak, protein deficient soyboy that I am, but I just want to point out that it isn't your personal choice on what you eat when there is a victim involved. All love boys <3
XGM
To be fair to the six-year-old, there would be a fairly small height difference between her to you
Karis
I needed this
9se.se9
So you wanna get to know me? Well picture this. I greet you with a hey what’s up hello, fetty wap style. Go into shake your hand and slap you right in the face. I don’t even stop there! Both of my hands going at your mutilated face, until I feel guilty to the point that I wanna rip both of my arms off. I then feel the need to rip off my legs to donate them to a crippled burglar, who got his legs shot off by a 6 year old girls dad, for drop kicking the kid right out of vicinity. Now your face needs immediate LA style plastic surgery, and I’m 25 again. (I think there’s something wrong with me)
Apt. 26
My closet has become Cody's podcast fits because every single one of them is fucking hard.
Kolten
You motherfuckers have won... I just accidentally read a porn title in Cody’s voice. But I digress, because sex is temporary and TMG is forever.
funkyflurry88
My hypothesis, YouTube is dying cause they forced all the content to be PG to survive
Esdee
Shaun of the Dead is a fun zombie movie, Army of the dead is just brain dead trash. Listening to you discuss it gave me flashbacks
Nick
I feel like 70% of people watching didn’t catch the “E10” until Noel said it again
Gregor Patti
Is it just me or did they seem peeved at each other at times today Also Noel looking big 💪🏼
stupid monkey805
Cody really letting his Canadian show in this episode with his gun "knowledge". I love shooting black powder rifles aka muskets
Jack
Been listening since Cody’s OG podcast Insanely Chill, never watched on YT or Patreon until about 3 weeks ago. I really thought the production values would be worse but god damn they’re so good it actually surprised me
Anthony Michalski
100% people have no idea what you look like. I had no idea untill I made a patreon just to get into the bone zone a hot minute ago. Randomly found y'all on spotify
Josh Mitterling
i was imagining an intruder spartan-kicking a 6 year old the entire time and then Noel actually did it
Ambitious Casual
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CQjQSRoJoiH/?utm_medium=copy_link
Adrian Antonioli
Cus they don’t know how to play and watching them learn and struggle is funny asf
Adrian Antonioli
Ive noticed a massive shift of commentary you tubers like Danny, Jarvis, and Kurtis Connor starting to stream together on Minecraft. If you two start a Minecraft world and kinda do what Danny and Kurtis have done it would be huge
Jakub Karpiński
Two guys talking about how easy it is to kill a six year old child, THAT'T THE BONUS BABYYYY
samantha
thank you for your incredible consistent content
Woodus
That smart guy is jus ur average kid who got told hes smart so he never actually tries being it, he also associates "smart" with only facts and numbers. Like kids like him are who I bullied at the top of my pecking order of nerds where i was Queen.
Woodus
710 amitie ima bouta dry rip my rig for u trust hamie
9se.se9
Sometimes I feel like such a cute lil pumpkin and it fks wit ma manhood.
Megan Kelly
I was taking a dab at 37:53 and laughed so hard I coughed too much, burned my lungs and threw up
Santiago Gallardo
NGL, is it just me or does Candice sound.. like.. a dude?? Iunno. Candice podcast be more sus? Lol 🤭
Aqilah Fatin
this reminds me of baby armor
Juan Diego Mayorga-Herrera
Bucks in 5
Jack Kaestner
Army of the dead was cool
Gilberto
We just watched an ice cream cake melt while you guys talked about beating the fck out of a 6 year old for the past hour.
spoon
Carnivore vs Herbivore Invitational is a premium idea. also "split her down the middle like beef jerky" made me cry
Nate Villarreal
Conversate isn’t a real word. The word you’re looking for is converse. God you’re so stupid Noel come on
Bobbii
Not gonna lie...I have some concerns about Noel's mental health 🤣
Olivia
NOEL! I’m a vegan triathlete and used to play hockey. I study film at USC. I’m a bitch I wanna fight
Daniel Young
🥊🌱I am vegan who lives in LA and would love to pummel a carnivore. 160lbs, 5’11, 3”, racially ambiguous
9se.se9
So you wanna grow old and start a family? Imagine your house gets robbed and your 6 year old daughter gets launched through the window. 2 stories.
Emma sedia
#nikekillskidstoo
Benjamin Wilson
I love how much of a slut cody is for literally anything with sprinkles
Nick
I imagine having super strength and fighting crime is a lot like being a grown man fighting 6 year olds in apocalypses.
jared smith
found this pod on patron and only listen to the audio
trashlinn
i have to use snap to talk to my drug dealers lmao 🤷🏻♀️
9se.se9
So you wanna be tik Tok famous? Imagine a green anaconda strangles your grandma and eats her WHOLE and it’s caught in the background of a taylor holder tik Tok. Billions of likes wit it.
2oV
The only good Zack Snyder movie I've seen or heard of was 300 and the Justice League cut. Idk if the latter was actually good or just way better than Whedon's version. I watched Suicide Squad twice because I literally forgot I watched it before. It was barely 1 -2 months between each vieweing.
Bailey Colasanto
Noel saying he’d tear a 6 year old up like string cheese is an interesting statement 💀
9se.se9
So you wanna eat expensive? Imagine taking a fat gravy diarrhea shit. On your grandma. Take a piss wit it too.
9se.se9
The zoning of boning. Swipe up to get your VVS diamond cock ring for 20% off using discount code. (Gary V) “A meat cleaver should be the least of your worries” buy one get one free.
2oV
The no-limb dance bit got me LMAO.
Junayeed
why did noel look 6 ft when he was standing up eating cake
TMG
I know you got a marvel funko pop wall
Jared Hause
Oh yea can’t wait to watch army of the dead so I can punish myself for being genetically gifted Little teeny weenie baby feet
Jared Hause
Why are all these these tiny dicks complaining about the title
Jonathan Vargo
so the boys don’t know what an ellipse is
Eddy M
So you wanna be 25? Picture your arms and legs being ripped out of their sockets as you lay motionless on the ground.
Mark Lee
This is my first Bone Zone since becoming a Patron and holy shit this is so worth the money. I love the vibe within the Bone Zone. So many laughs.
Lucas Rumbo
God you guys are fucking old
Ryans Wood
So 2 things, my 86 year old grandma has shot a Barrett 50 cal and shes done some shooting with the Black Rfile Coffee guys, M60, MP5 etc, and also, the 50 cal bullet only needs to be in a 2ft area after being shot to do damage. the air around it when it travels can just rip through someone.
Darren
You guys need to get Gary Vee on the podcast
Pat Ryan
E 10 these balls shittttttttt come on Noel your better than this
Darwin
ITS A FUCKING ELIPSE AAAHHHH
Yasmyn Ntege
I loved army of the dead! I think it was such a cool premise
Emerson Davis
My guy Noel looking kinda big
Waves
army of the dead was a banger, your parents are just probably siblings. also its most likely a joke but noel calling it "objectively garbage" gave the podcast smell-o-vision, and it just started smelling like noel uses blue cheese as soap
haz hamzah
saw the notif and got so shocked but y'all bitches..... love y'all tho fr you guys b getting me through school thank u lots
Wai Yaen
You guys are always bringing quality content and it gets funnier every episode. So proud of you guys for getting this far.
kevin gomez
@37:00 shout out Faze Jarvis
paul
In New Zealand they call those Pee Funnels "She Wees"
Te'a
lmao no it’s kid cudi, he’s referencing the live he did with selena gomez
Jasiel Gil
👉🏽🦆👈🏽
Plastic Flamingo
I'm in college and use snap all the time. It's the one social media app that doesn't feel completely overrun by corporations or influencers shilling stuff down your throat 24/7. It's just me and my friends sending dumb shit to eachother, talking, or keeping up with eachother through stories. Meanwhile who actually uses insta or twitter for JUST talking to their friends.
CJMortemore
An ellipsoid is what they’re lookin for
Yazmin Chin
Yeah fuck them kids I guess
Branden Devoy
The boys looking extra tall this vid
Ben Alexander
Damn I kinda likes Army of the Dead, thought it was alright.
Devlin Flanigan
“be kind to animals or ill kill you” is a morrissey quote which makes it even worse
emma
wow cody stepped up his fit today. way to bully him, patrons
Dylan Knostman
I exclusively listen to this podcast and have never watched The TMG podcast in video form, but obviously I watched you guys for years on vine and yt
Brian Barrett Jr
Definitely the best podcast to listen to while playing minecraft
Molly
I hate you both for making me cry laughing thinking about punting a 6 year old
Brady
Can someone tell Noel that it’s Kid Laroi and not Kid Cudi. He keeps confusing them and it’s honestly starting to get me mad lmao
Evan Bone
Cody’s a slut for the slots….little slutty slot boy
Titi Russell
Can anyone confirm if Noel has ever actually enjoyed a movie lol every time he talks about any movie he rips it to shreds
myranda
why would u do that guys i was like… “all my pods are ending :(“
Kayla
That first title was rough man
Holly
after frenemies ended i couldn’t take that title guys
Missy A
Sent me into cardiac arrest. Jezus. RUINED MY SATURDAY.
Matt
You guys should talk about women’s Muay Thai more
Yulissa Rojas
Fookin LOSER
Yulissa Rojas
I’ve never jumped so fast to this app cause of the title, suck a tit guys 🤣
Colin riehl Riehl
Cody always gonna be that dude that looks like a dad, but will never have a kid
Seraiah Nichole
y’all are mean as hell for that title
Griffin
christ yall dont scare me like that
Oscar Diaz-Delgado
Yeah forreal fuck that Garrett guy (joke)
CheeseheaDuke
Title gave me a heart attack not that anyone gives a shit about me
Cameron
this is a terrible title
Maxwell Mccord
Please talk about mma more