Bonus Ep 81 - Comedy Orgasm
🕑 Added 2021-05-07 06:08:22 +0000 UTC#headorcheesegate
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Liam Manion
Weird one to eat through
Micaela Stephens
ok but Cody’s hair looks really good this
I haven't laughed this hard since the autotune bit bro
Erica pierce
This episode alone is worth the monthly $7
Nathan Badillo None
Right? In my experience it makes it more difficult to view
Mintesinot Mehari Teklu
I subbed to this Patreon just for these last 15 minutes and I haven't cum this hard since that one summer with my uncle
Nathan
There is one semen collector on Alibaba that accepts visa and apple play lol
i have rewatched the last 15 minutes over 20 times
Sonia
i keep rewatching the last 40 seconds shit has me cryingggg at how hard noel is laughing
Jonathan Myers
Why are these on vimeo
Laura Lewis
That last bit was so good. Cody having to walk off at the end 😂😂
Bro my face hurts from that last bit, fuck
Daniel Blakeman
Older people in Wisconsin really will add Ys into shit kinda like you said. "Can I get two sugar pyackets"
Everett
"you're not even liam neeson" and "imagine a single one of your balls being sliced out of your ballsack" in a gary v voice will be stuck in my head forever
Jennifer murphy
Ok, let me get this straight. So its perfectly fine for women to "paint" with their menstruation on video, but make one joke about dick cheese and you'll get fired? Absolute insanity. Have they met the studentbody before? They are saying and joking about way worse stuff then that. Where have all the grown ups gone? We could really use one rn. Get that old fashioned "putting the foot down". 😅
TotalADHD
i was gasping for air on that gary v bit XD XD XD
I was literally dying at the last bit
Astro_
grandma juice broooooo
the last ten minutes was the freakin best lolol
ngl watched it 3 times so far
i haven’t laughed this hard in forever holy shit😂😭
Tamara
omg u guys cackling in the end really was the cherry on top
Joey95
rewatched the last 10 minutes probably a good 3 times. each time was better than the last. so damn funny.
Richard Wilcox
The end bit had me busting up laughing 😂😭
Cameron Hickerson
I live in SR and when they said Sonoma state I was like wtf
Will
the end of this episode took me back to laughing in a ps4 party with my friends at 3am
Counterpoint: it did
Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)
I was pretty bummed when I heard about the tour because I had front row tickets, but what the fuck are you supposed to do with the pandemic STILL going on??
Weston Barnes
just had a triple shotgun comedy orgasm from the last 10 min
Gary v tik tok undefeated
homicide
Summer
gary v as the next jigsaw
to fucking funny
omens
i’m autistic and don’t emote or laugh literally at all when i’m not around people, my brain is literally not wired to, and i was in fucking tears with a stomach cramp by the end of this
Billy Cushing
Literally crying laughing. One of the best episodes
they have the most contagious laughs I swearrrr 😂
Do you know which episode that is? I been trying to find it because I remember that being ridiculous.
Alex
I’m so fucking excited to hear your reactions to Elon’s SNL performance lmao
Abigail Humphrys
as someone from the north of the uk that shit did NOT sound like me fellas 😭
I had to pause the video so many times to finish laughing just so I could hear the rest of the bit. Such a good episode boys
Kelly
A snapchat headline I just read said “This celebrity really failed their business idea” talking about your mood rings wtf 😭😭😂
One of the funniest episodes to date, good shit boys.
Tiamael Golding
Best ending
This episode was a rollercoaster ride, I tried to made lunch while listening to this, after a couple of second these boys tell me to go watch the video, I stop the podcast and make myself some lunch. I am sitting down at my computer to watch the episode and these MF's are talking about penis cheese.I am fucking furious but I love them so I keep watching. During the whole episode I am feeling so bad for Cody, who needs to sit trough this while having flashes of anxiety. At the end this absolute legend, Noel Miller, is so fucking funny that Cody has to leave the room. Now this is what I call a podcast episode, Thank you boys.
jack cordova
i dont like to imagine because ideas are shit so every morning i wake up and run over my infant daughter with a ford f350 and reverse over her soft skull 8 times until it resembles strawberry jelly. i record it and rewatch it in slow motion for 4 hours before work just so i am reminded that it doesnt matter that i didnt sell any necklaces. but its not like you would listen to me, i'm just a small balled greasy tendy ketchup dick loser.
it's really nice of cody and noel to email the university and try to get that girl's job back
Camden Bathras
Best BZ eppy to date. Thank you for making my Monday
Completely agree
Jessen Haug
I have never felt more proud to be a Patreon supporter than at the end of this episode cuz I shit you not TMG, I was in tears. Some of the funniest bits and content in years so thank you guys, you still got it
Hope Cody was ok! Lol
The last 10 minutes had me wheezing
Charlie Sheen
Noel threw out his meds
Fucking hell I was trying to keep it together at work listening to that
Hey, Im from Czech Republic. Prochazka is a spiritual person and obviously Cody and Noel don’t know shit about that. I’m kinda disappointed that these two have mentioned cultural thing when they are making such a jokes. He is just a warrior. That’s all. So please don’t be like that to Prochazka. Je tu někdo z česka?
Hey, Im from Czech Republic. Prochazka is a spiritual person and obviously Cody and Noel don’t know shit about that. I’m kinda disappointed that these two have mentioned cultural thing when they are making such a jokes. He is just a warrior. That’s all. So please don’t be like that to Prochazka.
Junayeed
free marissa she aint do nothin
you commented on the video post
Tereza
Czech listener here. That hair is definitely not a cultural thing.
Currently laughing my ass off at 1:30am while eating a blt
John Braddock
non-patreoners are MISSING out bro
CheeseheaDuke
I didn’t think anything could top the TMG Birthday Autotune for me, but that last Gary V bit was unbelievable
Matt
I’m fucking crying rn omg that list bit is so great
After the move to space, this is going to be the Year of One
Eric Shea
With the talk about the Sperm collector the boys have officially cum full circle from the Blowjob Robot
Carlos Perez
Bro I almost threw up at that last bit I was laughing too hard
Gary Vee is like his pseudonym he uses online, but it's Gary V. technically speaking (Gary Vaynerchuk). That last bit killed me.
Phi Tran
Bro I attend Sonoma State, I wish they would’ve mentioned y’all were gonna be guests for that event wtff
Where can I find the video of this episode. I’m dying of laugher from just audio
ANTHONY
Theses episodes lately are amazing.
Steven Belsham
Have to say boys you’ve stepped up to another level since the move to space. Was already great, but now it’s incredible.
the camera panning to cody's empty chair while everyone's dying laughing lmao
Benjamin Welch
I love that you can see the exact moment Noel looks at the can of Liquid Death and comes up with the final joke.
paul
I can't tell if cody has anxiety or it's just a bit
Alex Baker
Was about to fall asleep until the last bit came on & just threw the concept of sleep out the window completely 💀
Missed out on a good bop it joke there
emily
i'm so glad these men exist
Spencer Chapman
so you’re interested in drop-shipping? imagine yourself suspended by electric tape above a burning pile of shit, being skinned alive with a chainsaw with 24kGoldn singing mood for 8 hours, with no food except cracker barrel sauce
Nathan
stomach hurt so much i felt like i was being SUCKED OFF by the semen collector
This will go down as one of the most legendary bone zones of all time
I didn’t sell enough earrings, my dick is beaten to a pulp and my whole family is dead....... worst day ever. Thanks Gary
When Noel said “imagine a single one of your balls being sliced out of your ball sack” I just fucking died in the back room at work
Last part of the episode made me spit my water out and crash my car it was so funny.... thanks guys!!!!
Sooraj Gupta
is it Gary V or Gary Vee bc I've see people say both
Creamer
new policy only the sassiest gay twink at the college gets to moderate your discussions, especially if they don't know you guys are and are constantly signaling how much they don't want to be there
Valerie De La Cruz
Poor Cody was dying from an energy drink and noel had to absolute shred his remaining will to live.
Valerie De La Cruz
My abs hurt just as much as Cody.
TheCosmicLad
demented gary vee is the greatest bit of all time
Ben E
The ending to this episode and the Travis Scott auto tune bit are easily the two bits that have made me laugh the hardest
Can you buy those neat space chairs anywhere here on earth
Sam Aube
Aye I go to Bentley and I work for the Student Programs and Engagement sector that helped put on the show. I only do marketing for the events but I'll put a word in lmao
William Jones
lmao im dying, imagine her asking an innocent question about bread and they spend like 20 minutes rambling about getting SUCKED OFF
noel laughing at cody walking off was even funnier than the bit itself i'm in tears man
Gabriela
My favorite thing about this is Kyle and Luke in the background laughing
Richmond Hill
Ay I love those old mk movies to but those movies were trash compared to the new one, my nostalgia can't overlook that, it's not great but it's not that bad, plus that hand snake thing was made up for the movies and was never cool.
Waves
im literally bawling at the juice collector bit holy shit
Dylan Tuttle
That Gary Vee bit is right up there with squatting 680 and the autotune podcast birthday. Top tier podcast moment, great episode guys
i laughed so hard i puked demented Gary V perfect way to end the bonezone
Lindsey Paulson
The Gary V bit had me fucking crying, this is why I’ve been subscribed for the past three years
heather nusz
holy fuck
2oV
I thought those were electric razors at first...
Mariana Rico
hope you’re doing better, sending you all the love & support <3
My business prof just had the whole class do a discussion on a Garry V interview really trying to be like "this guy has some good points discuss the marketing strategies he talked about:" and now all I can think about is this bit
Brian Sotnick
First time i've cried while laughing to a pod hahaha
M4sterTh1ef
Holy shit that gary vee bit had me rolling
s/o to ssu's shitty promo for you guys - all of my friends subscribe to the patreon and this was the first we heard about you two performing at our school. majorly bummed
michael
so you wanna be the next big twitch streamer huh kid? imagine your mother dangling over a boiling hot vat of chicken grease. THATS the kind of drive tyler ninja blevins had when he was coming up can you handle it?
michael
im listening at work the gary vee bit had me laughing so hard but my supervisor was standing next to me and i didnt want to seem insane so i started wheezing quietly under my breath and i like choked on an inhale and started coughing so hard i gagged and my supervisor looked at me like i murdered someone
Sam Wiener
WOAH i said the exact same thing i hadn’t even read your comment.....their power
Sam Wiener
jesus christ that garyvee bit murdered me. haven’t cry-laughed in a while 😭 i rly wanna know what Noel was gonna say with the Liquid Death joke
Brett Anderson
In person pod is always a slaperooni
Paige Graham
i saw cody drinking the red bull in the reg episode and i thought oh no :( bc i can’t have caffeine or it gives me panic attacks. glad to see you pushed through it! this episode really dinged off
Rachel
I got broken up with this week, so thank you guys for making me smile for the first time in 3 days :’))
Eric Shepperd
Just fucking perfect
marythecowboy
cody's mickey mouse was too good im crying
Ines
Had to stop listening just to comment this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at dick cheese jokes
Delinda Arts
bro i thought the "meme opening" of ep. 175 left me in tears, but the "demented gary vee" bit DESTROYED me lmao. i was in tears and my head was killin me from laughing too hard.
Between Terry and the bit at the end this has been a top tier week. Thanks boys
Nay
“That’s what I call my pubes” “Mango flavor bitch” Btw the way Cody’s anxiety affects him makes me feel seen af
Andres Martinez
So you’re interested in podcasting, right? Picture a runaway chimpanzee just absolutely demolishing your best friend with a disgusting right hand, and then two more come in and stomp him out with timberland brand boots. Even worse tik tok influencers start recording it and now your dead friend is the “chimp guy” all over social media. So yeah, think about that when you can’t sell a pair of earrings
TMG
That fuckass palm snake is the best and you know it.
Trevor Teutsch
Fuckin same bro hahahah
Sloane Black
the boys need to google image search 'womanizer' IMMEDIATELY
Kevin Montalti
Justice for Marisa - Friday Beers kids from Bentley U
AhoSensei
Was having a shitty day until I heard the Gary Vee bit. Haven’t cry laughed in awhile. That was a good ab workout
That Gary vee bit is a top 3 best podcast moment ever, havnt laughed that hard in so long
Mason Richter
I was fucking crying during the last 10 minutes
Dallan
Noel and Kody Co with another podcast
Justin
the gary vee bit was so goddamn good
Trevin
This podcast is better than therapy. I feel for Cody w/ the anxiety he was dealing with but hella happy he pushed through it. Also, appreciate Noel not holding back one bit on everything. Another AMAZING show fellas keep up the great work or whatever... it's not like anyone cares about what my demented redditor tendy grease covered peen semen collector using ass thinks anyway :'D
JK
Holy shit the Gary Vee bit has me in tears at my desk at work
hadley vw
i think what we really wanted to hear is why cody was hanging out with josh bitchards.
That Gary Vee shit had me crying against a wall at work
pls I was so worried Cody was gonna literally die in the last 5 mins
Loweline
yes !!! yes do a live show like others do these virtual concerts normally paid full on show. I bet there is a lot people living in states in Europe and places where you'll probably never come anyways. We wan't to see the actual show you do 🙌
Mark Murray
One of the best podcast you’ve done imo 😂😭
Guys..... I think Marissa asked “cheese or bread?”.......
That’s a big ass pimple on ur forehead Cody... just wanted to let you know that I noticed it.
I tolerated Noel nitpicking Mortal Kombat for film technicals until he said it was lame that Scorpion used a rope instead of his fuckass palm snake thing from the old movie. Only way to satisfy Noel's filmlust is hand Mortal Kombat over to A24
sydnie
Ugh sad the show is canceled :(
Aaron Guzman
tried to get my brother to listen to tmg and the first thing he said was ' does the bald dude always go to jokes about dicks and sexual stuff? '
Hunter
btw the gary vee bit had me crying too. great pod fellas.
Christian Lenard
demented gary vee fucked me up i was crying
nutsack
cody was giving me second hand anxiety
Hunter
i disagree with pretty much everything noel said about Mortal Kombat, but it’s ok people have different opinions.. also just remembered he got that Android vaccine 👀
Juul Torres
Noel smoking dick for thinking MK was a bad movie
Joshua Foster-Tucker
Nate and Luke gotta get our boys some adjustable boom arms. Poor Cody was basically manhandling his the entire time to keep it from slapping him in the mouth.
So glad Noel tore up Mortal Kombat. Movie needs work. The last 10 mins was brutal. My manager thought I was having a panic attack.
Ellen Jones
y’all sound like the Californians when taking about mortal combat
Richie O.
hmm...dick cheese, huh? Ok, time to guess who has what. I am guessing that Cody is a soft gouda and Noel is maybe a pepperjack?
ZestyDonger
This was a really good episode 👍
hadley vw
great, so glad you decided to share that. i wish i was illiterate
hadley vw
busted a laughing load, perhaps?
lmao cody had a comedic cream
Gregor Davidson
Holy fuck that last 10 minutes
Sjors Jacobs
Guys you can rent my semen collector, only thing is, it's kind of hairy and the entry point might be a bit tall because i'm 6ft2 aight hit me up on craigslist
Feargal O'Reilly
Ikr how are you gonna eat cheese without your head? Fucked up man.
I'm a night truck driver, almost died listening to this...
those last 10 minutes gave me the best laugh ive had in a minute good job boys. also cody i hope ur feeling better
L B
Marissa shit fgged up
if you choose to give up cheese you’re a psychopath
Ben
justice for marisa
I can see Cody's Jeanitalia
You guys are the bomb
Random but this totally feels like a brand new era of TMG and I’m so here for it ah
Jack Barnsley
WOCKY SLUSH
TURBO COUPE
Random thought of if one them bust a nut in Candice’s bathroom and misses a spot the other could walk into like a zero gravity cum spider web
Aidan Ziegel
Woah Kenny
Just cummed bro 😎
Claudia
finally
Wocky sus