Bonus Ep 67 - Welcome to Hollywood

*Shits on the idea of talking about video game interests* "Okay anyways so here's a clip of me playing Hitman 3 lol"

Summer

hold up it was katharine mcphee??? she was like gay famous for a while theres no way that clip isnt saved everywhere.

Nathan

The bit at 52:00 is real lmao. I remenber watching a "things to do to be more attractive" and one of the things was to get a watch from their sponsors lmao

Ashley Morales

not cody's canadian ass pumping gas for a stolen carrrrrr lol

Benjamin

I would say something clever and funny but I'm a little beta bitch boy who does what they're told

Robby Gibb

hey chill with the zoloft jabs

Markaycakes

You guys need to try Tropical Sprite

lol I'm a member of Sigma Chi so I guess that makes me a sigma male too

guys who believe in alpha and sigma males are the male equivalent of astrology chicks

The American Idol clip tiktok on youtube if anyone else wants to watch it: https://youtu.be/d_ze5WJhisA

omg you guys have plastic straws from macdonalds still!?

im an alpha capricorn rising sagittarius male

Noel is so freaking attractive

Amber Valdez

The fact that this didn’t end with a SIGMA BALLS bit!!!!

Matyim

Worse mouth sounds of 2021 so far

this was funny.

See you boys on zoom tonight!

Noel, play some CS with me and show me your gaming thing I’m LE I’ll carry (: mooreontap on steam

Great episode

Ryan Sexton

last few episodes have been fucking gold

jackie

you actually have to get the sprite from a mcdonalds in the hood one of the places that also still has the outside jungle gyms

y’all should do a video on the @whispers_finest (via twitter) or react to it on the podcast

Delfina Candiani

the fact that noel suggested elon musk is sexy is killing meeeee

Cameron D Palmer

Im convinced the sigma male shit was made by that voiceover cuck to get an escape from being called a beta

Ya fr a car-cast would go crazy

car-cast would be so fucking fun

David Scalia

You guys should react to Justinlt23 on tiktok his content is too funny

David Scalia

Yeah they were both making fun of it, its not to be taken seriously

Grace

Does anyone hear that screaming in the background?? I’m like 10 minuets in

I knew you’d like spicy water

2oV

I don't like Sprite but same.

Chenrey Zhao

You guys need to seriously finish the male astrology bit and make it a thing.

i never craved mcdonald’s sprite as much as i did watching this episode

katy burke

and also weird

katy burke

elon isnt sexy he's just rich

Can we stop this whole bullshit about alpha and beta male and other nonsense?

Laura

Noel trying to blow out my ear drums screaming into the mic. Damn.

I thought the American Idol contestant would be some rando not the season's runner up💀

William Jones

yeah honestly that shit sounds really depressing

Benjamin

Ngl you can probably jump start your car battery with a cup of McDonalds Sprite

Benjamin

The way Noel says "next time me and Aleena make out" makes it sound like it doesn't happen often

Ellen Jones

sigma female

SunandStars

unrelated but i appreciate Noels eyes in this lighting

lmfaooo this is the best podcast to date

Bella

Luke must have been sweating during the beta male work bit, as Cody and Noel ordered him to pause the video

em

the first tip in the sigma males vid just sounds like the male version of "i'm not like other girls, i'm quirky"

Creamer

lol fuck that Sigma male video, imagine creating an entire world for yourself with lore where the Alpha Male you aspire to be is an unattainable state of having zero problems. lol being confident is not the same as having absolutely no problems or insecurities. i grew up on that 4chan tier shit, what they're talking about used to be called Delta Male. i will tell you that all my friends who are badass Alphas are also my friends with major depression. That model of masculinity corrodes your soul. lol but also im gay so im pretty detached from the manosphere. uyeaheyheyep. cool. lol sorry i thought maybe i could throw some jokes in the ramble but like nah

Hannah Curran

we watched a video from that storytelling guy in my education class for "inspiration". He basically said that you shouldn't care how your actions effect others... what a great message of positivity.

"Whats your male type?" "Oh I'm a Sugma Male" "Sugma?"

gabby

fr have cody eat a popeyes biscuit NO drink

Hanna

*sees the postman* fugging sigg, my mail

Abigail Humphrys

wait til they hear about gamma males as well

KB

McDonald’s sprite cured the worst hangover of my life

SadSteezGabe

I got a Sprite from McDonalds last week shit was like drinking battery acid, but I liked it

DJ PKD

Two guys on the computer and a sprite.

haloxwill

Did you really mention something about creepy gamers and not drop a single “hell yea”. My god how far have we come

Andrae

Minute 5 is some peak white shit. Get some Popeye's biscuits, raw.

Nick Fast

This weeks podcast and bonus made my day!

Also am I the only one who doesn't get why that American idol scene was bad

I've got different color socks on

Smegma male

Isaiah Roberts

Hot laps in the escalade?

Matt Dill

Make Sugma Man merch

Austin Beckham

Where's my "Sigma Swinga Hoggus" brothers at?

Bret Morgan

You gotta get a can of sprite and then taste test both of them for the full effect

Emma Caplan

I just worked at McDonald’s over my winter break from college and let me just say that sprite deadass comes out of the nozzle WAY more violently than coke

Emma Caplan

Yes please a car cast

PLEASE do a drive thru video !!!

jennessy99

The Keanu look is finally being appreciated clearly 😂

Joya

so basically... cody's a bitch for giving that guy gas

Avery C

Relax, it was a joke.

poot28

patreon with nord vpn ads ok cool

Paula was bard out the entire time she was on American idol

Cody's response to the mustang guy at the gas station is the most Canadian thing ive ever heard

DrawBoySeanie

That chainsaw outside sounded like one long extended moan

sigma balls

Casey R

Cody was a delta sig holy shit. YITBOS brother!

meghan

i cant believe yall missed the "u heard of a sigma male?" "a what?" "a sigma whole dick" joke smh cant trust yall with anything anymore

gabby

man i was eatin taco bell 4 dinner nd then these mfs talking bout how they had diarrhea from taco bell and I had to put that shit down LMAO

Matt

McDonald’s sprite or coke are the go to

Sigma??? Sigma dick in ur beta mouth??

Black Cat Energy

welcome to the bone zone, brother

damn this my first bone zone, im so fucking happy

verbally sucked and fucked

Caroline Cumbest

That season of American idol was literally 15 years ago lmao she came in runner up

Cody giving off sigma energy for giving the man the $8? according to my calculations an alpha would cut the man off at 1 gallon or nothing at all

Angel Bustillos

In my opinion McDonalds sprite hit different in a good way

Gillian

Yes pls try the sprite at McDonalds

Dustin Pendell

Hell yeah boys, this is what gets me through work on fridays