Bonus Ep 53 - Beat to Death

Aaron Booth

Lmfao that’s not at all why they were trippin💀

RetroSun

My sisters had huge collections of Pokémon cards. Like in talking those binders that have like 100 pages Boxes of those …but my dad threw them away when we were 12 because Pokémon is “satanic” (satan monsters or something lol)

RetroSun

why does Cody sound like his mic is in the middle of the room

alright just rewatched this and "rock hard johnson" was underappreciated

Joseph Nicolo

im late af but ninja and drake had 600k at one point on twitch

she did raise $200,000 while streaming to support food pantries

Today Cody’s like: actually, no... Don’t keep your dick phat.

@cody sounds like you were watching Evil Dead

daniel .

They said my name I can unsub now

Ben E

democratic socialist

You realize AOC is a socialist?? I think when it comes down to it there’s no way America is electing a socialist as president anytime soon

Did I miss our Sofia discount code 🥴

POV: Im on the toilet with the coffee squirts and Noel yells "Daniel, no more". Immediately stood up and walked out of target.

StonedColdSteveAustin

noel you’re buggin

Yo fr it always confuses me like how do ppl who have like good sense of humour and listen to these guys bur also get annoyed over like the tiniest things

thanks for making my day as always boys

Dmitri Meyer

Bro???

That Vin Diesel song sounds like an Ace Family intro

the Rocks not a Diva? did you guys not see how he dramtically ripped his gate off the wall and then proceeded to make like 4 videos and 6 posts on how strong he is? Takes 2 Divas to beef, boys.

nutsack

it was really interesting hearing you guys talking about film, I REALLY like a24 films, they really let the directors have their creative freedom. It would be really cool if you guys discussed your favorite a24 films net podcast idk

Hahahaha Unhung Heroes would be a fucking great name for the next tmg tour &/or song

horned up lil fuck

good stuff :)

also i am pretty sure ninja had 600k when he streamed with drake #youareuninformed

Claire

I am so happy I watched "Lumberjacked" high as balls.

YOU RUINED MY ESSAY. I WAS WRITING ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE AND YOU TALKED ABOUT DICKS AND THEN I WAS GETTING HARD LIKE CAUSE I GET SO MANY WOMEN BUT I HAPPENED TO GET HARD AT THE SAME TIME AS THE PRINCE ALBERT JOKES AND THEN ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS PENIS AND I COULDNT WRITE MY ESSAY

Robby Gibb

U guys have to remember screen share. If you are going to talk about any visual aspect of something it should be screen shared.

Robby Gibb

please stop apologizing for roasting people and posts that deserve to be roasted, it ruins the satisfaction of the roast of truth.

Uhhh how many other patrons are named Riley?

Molly Hudelson

Booksmart is also definitely a movie by and for women. So of course y'all don't feel it the same way!

How is vin diesel 53 years old and singing about being nervous to talk to his crush

Bro my bad tmj was quaking after listening to the jaw exercise shit

After listening to last week’s episode I decided to look through my old Pokémon cards. To my surprise I found 3 cards that together had a value of $1,900. I never thought Pokémon cards would help pay for my college tuition.

Bitch

Noel if you really tryna bulk hit that whole grain cereal *or oatmeal* add hemp seeds and peanut butter some source of sugar like syrup boom. Another one. Whole grain pastas. A big fruit smoothie 800+ calories with lots of fruit and either hemp seeds or protein powder or peanut butter either way. Super easy to bulk and you don't gotta eat no stale ass chicken

Owen Pearson

That lighting tiktok was the funniest tiktok I’ve ever seen

Owen Pearson

Holy shit I just saw a Lincoln commercial with Matthew saying the “eliminate who you are not” quote

Juan Meza

Idk what Cody and Noel say . It’s ALWAYS OKAY to make fun of the 1%er dweebs and Nelk Boys

Andrew White

idk bro those two movies are parts of a series/character universe. They were blockbusters but not in the way Noel meant. I think he meant original idea movies (idk any examples) but like starts to series per say

Andrew White

Vin Diesel's song sounds like a college info video or something you hear while touring a campus

Brooo Noel has so many hot takes in the same episode. He thinks AOC will win the next presidency, and acted like Endgame, It and Joker weren’t blockbusters.

Sam Ruppenthal

dude

Ayo, I left that comment. No salt my man just the actual facts, the entire card deal is based on SCALPERS. True there is no "infinite" amount of the cards that go for "X-crazy amount", it's the fact that they are not RARE. Even when Pokémon reprinted the original set retitled "Generations" the Charizard card dropped more in price due to that card being reprinted. Literally google "scalpers" and you will realize there are people out there that raise prices on worthless shit just because of hype. American cards old and new aren't worth shit, because the amount printed.

Robby Gibb

Cody, either support these internet fags or make fun of them, not both. Pick a side please, and please pick the make fun of side cuz its so much funnier. I feel like noel knows where to draw the line and picks a side, or tries to at least.

Gotta get Max on the pod for some Pokemon shit

Maya

The movie is the Evil Dead with the tree :(

Just__Jonathan

That dick vibrator-shaper thing Cody was talking about is called a scrotom sculptor

Noel seems really anxious

Jake DeLalla

If you guys went on cold ones or vice versa it would be Cold Tiny Meat

Em

the tree sexual assault movie is the original evil dead btw

On the topic of “Blockbuster” movies , I genuinely believe that •TENET• and •Once Upon A Time In...Hollywood• were the two films to bring back that feeling. Both movies have pretty big directors, impeccable filmographies and an all-star cast. Those are the two movies that sincerely had me thinking: “This is why I am addicted to cinema”. TENET is out in theaters rn and it’s fucking bonkers.

Ben Alexander

So squats can actually make your dick bigger, just by allowing more blood to rush into it. That requires you to have good cardio at the same time tho. Also you can do male keagles to last longer and actually increase your size. Those two things work. But its hard work and its slow.

pengeg

you guys should check out @tpbaby2000 on tiktok he makes some of the genuinely funniest things ive ever seen

im cum. all of you are losers, quit writtin so much letters !

Loweline

I listened one of the older Q&A livestreams of that guy Corpse and that man gone through some shit that this blowing-up might fix at least some things in his life. He said himself he's hispanic/irish living in San Diego. He had diagnosed Sleep apnea, can't sleep more that 1-3 hours some time, fibromyalgia, severe gerd, partial lyme disease. He didn't even get through high school, cops dragged him to school at some point then he fainted and got sent home anyway. His dad dipped out 20 years ago, he's 23 now, his mom got cancer last year, got pulled a gun on one time by stranger at night.... I guess at least there is still hope for severe anxiety filled guys like that that to be one day romanticized by teenage girls 💁‍♂️🙃

Cody stop picking ur nose

zacH

Who ever left the comment about Pokemon cards that Cody read, sounds VERY VERY salty. They are indeed rare, and there isn't an infant amount.

Jade

I’m a girl and 2,500 is my maintenance calories lol oh no. I’m 5’11 tho

Alexa

Critic Reviews for The Binge: "No amount of booze could make this Hulu teen comedy seem funny" per Rotten Tomatoes. Sounds sus

Dr_Romm

Also the "Japanese cards are the only ones with value" guy is wrong. JP cards are worth more but english prints still have huge value.

Dr_Romm

yooooo get max on the podcast that would be fucking awesome. I've been a huge fan of Max for years, he's a huge source of pokemon knowledge, it's insane.

Brittany Manne

I can't tell for sure put it sounds like Cody's mic is off lol

The random name callouts at the end... im boutta cruise around atlanta late at night with a cup of lean listening to dark moody trap music thinking about the fact that my name probably wont ever be included in this :/

Jaden Evans

cody if you read this you’re gay

Ben Bloor

most serotonin i've had all week

Emma Johnson

I'm so glad you brought up the angry listeners. Please don't listen to them. Just do you, guys. And know that most of us are perfectly happy with everything you do. I don't care how much you talk about Logan Paul or boxing. I come here to listen to you guys unfiltered and love every minute of it.

Where's my face

SunandStars

the movie with the tree rape scene is The Evil Dead lol

anything is a kink tbh

The movie is called “the binge”.

Anastasia

That vin diesel song sounds like a song that travel agencies/ travel vloggers use in their videos about their time in santorini lol. noel is right, its generic as hell

Nathan

Oh and AOC didn't have subs or donation as she is a government official

Nathan

aktchually as a ninja expert i can tell you he had at least 600k when he played with drake

The fact that AOC is probably a better support than me in League crosses my mind occasionally when I'm getting absolutely dolphinbusted in bot lane

all the talk of hot, sticky doo doo throughout the years and the thing that finally makes me gag is the prince albert dickhole piercing

Benjamin

Satan tryna put a stop to it

Benjamin

When cody said my name at the end i got shook

M.

The Passion of Christ behind the scenes stories are wild asf. The main actor got struck by lightning twice, his shoulders separated, got accidentally whipped twice, had pneumonia and hypothermia. That man really went through it! Also a lot of the cast and crew converted b/c of the wild filming experience they had so a bunch of other stuff probably happened.

The rock has that song from Moana with like 270 milli streams. Vin really can’t beat the man at anything 😩

The fact that Cody knows about/watches the frenemies pod with Ethan and Trisha makes me so fucking happy - drunk college student watching this as I eat 7 hash brown patties

casandra gonzalez

Nice shoes btw

casandra gonzalez

I really hope you guys are able to make a movie one day 😭

casandra gonzalez

Ya he did some injections

M0str33t

Noel you need to watch Jojo rabbit

Antipathi

Ya know we getting a high thought when Noel takes his 3 sec inhale.

2oV

I'm pretty sure that movie with the tree is Evil Dead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVoAxh22yl8

im pretty sure dick sculpting exists lol i think jason did it in one of davids vlogs?

Thibault Tresca

hell yea

Robby Gibb

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that roast was hilarious, also said the last name wrong and I actually was born in england. I think thats the roast I needed to realize I have slight anger issues cuz i didnt think I hit send on that. Now I'm just sitting at my computer embarrassed AF.

Ash Rosemary Shoop

The movie with a woman being sexually assaulted by a tree is Evil Dead 1980. Sam Raimi has since said he regrets keeping that scene in the final cut.

lesbian here. everything is a kink amongst gay people and girls with daddy issues

Caleb Reece

Yo don't ever underestimate how much Jesus movies can make off of no budget. Last few years: Heaven Is for Real ($12m budget) – $91.4m I Can Only Imagine ($7m budget) – $83.5m War Room ($3m budget) – $67.8m Miracles From Heaven ($13m budget) – $61.7m God's Not Dead ($2m budget) – $60.8m Son of God ($22m budget) – $59.7m Christian movies are right up there with horror as the most consistently lucrative genre. You have a built in audience of churches that will literally buy out entire theaters to watch your movie regardless of whether it's any good or not. Also you can get a shitload of volunteer labor for free because churches see it as a ministry opportunity so you can keep your budgets low no matter what. There's a new comedy called Faith Based that I haven't seen yet but apparently the concept is a couple random guys realize just how much fucking money you can make on a Christian movie, so they make one in order to self-finance all their future projects. It's got 94% on RT so I'm gonna watch it soon.

I think Cody has a toxic obsession with the Paul brothers, low key watches all their videos

md

thank U kings

something about the mics, did you guys fuck up or am i tripping? lol

Yoooo

nutsack

let’s fuuuucking gooo