Bonus Ep 44 - Good Nose Game

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lol i knew this kid in middle school who got a tapper so hard, one or both of his testicles were smashed

i got a dm for 3000 dollars to stomp on someones nuts but im literally 17 so i had to say no :(

Brent Johnson

Really loved reacting to that Smash Mouth video with you guys

Zachary Stepp

old episode, but i knew a guy in high school, who got mad at his friend and soccer kicked him in the nuts and one popped. he went to an anger management class after

Michael Pigors

This bonus episode reminds me of the reason I stay on patreon, lawyer hatting the pros and cons of kicking someone in the nuts for money.

Noel Miller: professional cake sitter/Nut stomper

Guys, I absolutely love the pod and love supporting you through patreon. I don't want to sound ungrateful but please work on no audio and video segments. You guys should be able to make it work for the sake of the pod. Love the content keep it up

today a family came into my job as all star was playing and it was so hard to hear what they were saying as I thought of you guys singing your rendition

Amber Valdez

Boys. We gotta stop with the no audio or video clip commentary

Happy birthday! Now tell us what race you are... seriously.

Happy 16th birthday Noel! Good luck on your drivers test!!

also happy birthday noel you’re my reason for living

Happy Birthday Noel! Bruh I can’t believe you’re only 21yrs pls. I stg I thought you were like 28. Anyways hbd short king.

Andrew Broedelet

Yo Cody, if you still have that bitcoin you were holding onto, sell, its high

CODY AND NOEL BETHANY FROM GIRL DEFINED HAD A SHOTGUN WEDDING https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJr75VR6/

Payton Ryan

I co-produced the shows for the wyoming state fair this year & ALL of our online/in person ticket sales included a waiver that you signed when you purchase the ticket. it was last week & as far as we know there still hasn’t been an outbreak

for real, this happens so often

FullChicken

Ben Shapiro is the type of guy who keeps his socks on when he gets pegged.

Samantha Sever

Does anyone know the dad dinosaur episode?

Halle Kasper

CODY I don't know if you like chocolate but try the almond butter cups from trader joes! life changing

Y’all should react to jake Paul’s fresh outta London song

I can probably guess what Cody said after drinking pee

sometimes the sky is blue

Triqqa

The number of times I'm sitting here watching Noel and Cody watch or listen to something and I don't SEE or HEAR what you guys are listening too is really starting to piss me off. I love you guys but GOD DAMNIT WHOSE JOB IS IT TO ADD THE VIDEO/SOUND?

Michelle Begun

Advice from a 3rd year law student to testicle boy: That exchange itself is probably not “illegal” but I don’t think a court would validate a waiver (if, let’s say his balls fall off and he wants to sue) because you can’t contract for something against public policy (which smashing testicles probably is).

this episode of the podcast has successfully caused my balls to completely retract inside my body and I don't know how long it will be until they decide to come back out

Margaret Farese

yall have got to check out the YNW melly cover of murder on my mind on the yt channel audiomack, dude smiles at the camera like a literal pyschopath

StonedColdSteveAustin

idk wtf that reddit thread the other day was about but i’ve loved the podcasts and especially the bonuses lately. stupid mfs bitching about not having anything “new” to talk about when the literal country has been shut down for the past 5 months. the reddit incels stay in they’re basement 24/7 and haven’t noticed a difference since the pandemic started, that’s why they’re confused about no new content to talk about

can you guys please react to ben shapiro reacting to WAP

Thevindu H

mortal kombat fatality nut stomp

John Harris

not even the story about the dog being smashed by a bookshelf? "What's that stain?" - Cody

Michelle Begun

I had swine flu in 2011 too turn up!!

I‘ve listened to every episode and bonus episode of the podcast and the testicle stomping bit is the first one that’s ever made me turn off the pod.

I was listening to the Ben Shapiro bit and my manager walked up to talk to me and I busted out laughing in his face... I’m not fired, yet. lol

Cody always ends the podcast in such a dad way... like how your parents would make you stop having fun to go brush your teeth.. that’s the vibe I get every time Cody brings an episode to an end

Andrew Broedelet

Holy hell boys, I recently had surgery on my nuts and damn the testicle smashing brought some pain back 😬

the ben shapiro shit had me dying & side note my college... in FLORIDA, of all places isn’t requiring testing for students going back so 🥰

Emily Boldt

all the women sitting here like “👁👄👁 “ cuz you don’t gotta pay us to wanna stomp men’s balls, that’s just daily living for us.

William Jones

????????? what

Don’t gotta pay me 2k

Don’t care

I’ll smash some balls for free

Seb

when kody explains addiction = so deep

And and one more thing, I feel sorry for anyone who’s been diagnosed with covid cause you’re probably going to be made to feel like you had leprosy, I had swine flu in 2011 and to this day people will still back off and cover their mouth when they find out, like I’m still gonna infect them

Odd story but one of my best mates is an escort and she got paid to fucking annihilate this one dudes nuts, luke beat them till they looked like someone drove over a raspberry, then afterwards he came on her feet and licked it off. A bit TMI but that shit had me dying listening when she was telling me about it

Ashleigh

Yo is it just me who would smash this guys’ nuts for 2k or even 1k?

isabella sanchez

Noel i’m 19 and when i started hearing about your tetanus in your ear i related and didn’t understand why.. but ever since last night i’ve had a ringing in my right ear and i talked to my mom about it and her exact words were “oh yeah, it’s tetanus.. mine is really bad” i immediately thought of you and your dads hearing aid and started to panic lol

2k?? id do it for free

Lol creating kinky foot porn as I'm watching this lmao

ed leak the catgirl twitter account

dawg listening to the mask shit makes me even more mad that my job fired me for asking a lady to put a mask on

yoooooo, this dude made a pretty gr8 video on you two about how much TMG has changed the landscape of YouTube music & commentary. give the man some love, it’s actually dope. https://youtu.be/7DLat2tTFM8

It was sturgis bike rally this week LMAO that's why it's a bunch of bikers

Cody was that a pack of zyn pouches I saw in your hand at the beginning of the episode?

Chris VanOverberghe

cody really lettin us know his net worth with his ball stomping prices

do they not know that we cant see the videos

Dr_Romm

for reference I'm 25, was in good health before I got sick, never had any respiratory issues all my life until now. You might get a mild case, or you could end up like me or worse, so stay safe

Dr_Romm

On the COVID shit, y'all really don't want it I promise. I caught it back in march and a little while after I recovered from the main illness I was diagnosed with COVID-induced Asthma by a Pulmonologist. It will probably take me a few years to fully recover from the asthma, if I do ever fully recover.

Olivia Witcher

No

Travis Young

Call me crazy, and maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten in 8 hours but...I kind of want to take a bite of Cody’s pop filter. That shit reminds me of a moon pie

Antipathi

Damn, I laughed during my mid-nasal test

Callahan Hirrel

the oreo dash button bit would make a hilarious animated short

I second this definitely watch the Big Lez show. lol

id shove my fist in ur ass

Dunno if you’ve seen it but you both should check out the Big Lez show. Good Aussie content and would love to hear Noel try the accent out 😂

Emil Lorange

Was scrolling tik tok and found a chipping video https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJMCdMu6/

* queue the god damn you fucking kill him*

Just letting y’all know Ben while I don’t support shit he says and blah blah blah is very religious and I mean him do him and he basically never swears ever I know someone who works at his company and he lives how he preaches but yea it was goofy as fuck hearing him talk about it

katy burke

penn state is making all their students sign waivers before moving back. if you get Covid and die uh oh! at least they’re not liable:)

Omg, waterdew cracked me up.

Ariella Mae

forgot i was on the patreon for a fat minute :|

Molly Hudelson

anyone else miss cody's stache?

Hayley Morris

Eric Andre says they always film in New York on the street because all the other states have crazy laws around pranking people

Myles Louw

am i not paying enough to see the videos they watch on the pod? XD

twig

I like how at the end of the normal ep, they had "so much stuff to talk about" then proceed to go in depth about how much they would charge to ping someone in the nuts in the bonus, this is the content I pay for

Anastasia

ngl i would kick a guy in the nuts even for 1k . im not a guy so i dont really "relate" to the pain and money would be great rn.

David Beers

This is Jake Paul's manager https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/courts/police-report-details-alleged-crimes-by-high-end-las-vegas-pimp/

Lulu

why would the fbi raid his house because he's in debt?

Steve Marshalek

For the legal advice it's a fetish called ballbusting

Dima tsar

You dipthongs gonna show us the videos your watching?

I died when you were talking about getting testedAs I got my nose swabbed a single tear rolled down my cheek. Twas not fun.

Ajskells

my names Aidan so when y'all said his name the first time it scared the shit out of me

deb

i also can't imagine eating out in a restaurant right now it gives me anxiety to think about how many people have touched and drank from that stuff before me glad to know i'm not the only one because even though i want to if i somehow got covid from it i would regret it sooo much it's just not worth it

idk if it’s true but the most (arguably) realistic theory i’ve seen about the jake paul thing is that he was apparently in like $2 mil debt or something so the fbi raided his house and found guns while they were there. but idk how factual that is (if at all) and it still doesn’t explain the fbi/armored trucks and shit. i’ve also seen claims about girls being drugged at some parties there and waking up in the hospital, but idk if that would get the fbi involved? i have no clue how that shit works

Ajskells

I dont get why so many celebrities just act like covid doesn't exist like jake with that party he threw.

ugh i’m a hearing and speech major and we’ve watched those videos that the ENT takes and i can only imagine the discomfort at least for me 🥴 and i have to get my covid test on monday so i can go back to campus but idk which kind of test they’re doing 🤭 i rly hope it’s not the one that goes all the way back

Avalon Mist

i feel noel’s pain, i had to go to an ENT when i was 16 because my left ear has been fucked up since i was like 13 (we love medically neglectful parents) and they had to stick the camera down my nose! but the numbing helped a lot, it was still easier for me than a simple strep throat swab, the nurses still have to fuckin hold me down for those and i’m 20 😂😂 but noel does have a weak ass nose game, i got the pcr test today because i just got back on my campus for the fall semester and all they do is just wipe the insides of your nostrils! like the woman who did the test took like five seconds and i barely felt it, either i had a good experience or i just have that strong nose game

That’s what i keep telling my friends cause they’re all going out doing dumb shit like I have a fuck ton of chronic illnesses with no known causes or cures. And since there are long-lasting effects of covid that haven’t even been fully studied yet, there’s just no way I can afford to catch that shit. I’m already guaranteed a lifetime of health problems so I just can’t be in the bars/frats this year and I can’t be around people who are :(

vee

so sorry for you and your family's loss :(

Sarah Anderson

Tech NINE!

lets say, youve been a bad girl. lets say, hypothetically, youve been a naughty girl, even.

Zach

i started having a violent fit while they were talking about the smashing

Kimby

I’m excited for this new patreon tier. $5k and Cody kicks you in the nuts

Reign

Not to overshare or anything, but we lost my father in January for something completely unrelated to covid. He was on a ventilator for about 18 hours and it was fucking BRUTAL. His prognosis was very very poor, and we knew he was very against him being on life support if there was no hope of recovery, so the decision was simple, but FAR from easy. All that to say, I have no idea how that girl and her family made it through 105 fucking days of being on a ventilator. Our family emotionally barely made it through a day of watching that unfold. It is so brutal and unnatural I can't even describe it. Very very happy to hear she recovered, it's something I wish on no one

Edward Finan

i hate you guys for the testicle smash bit.

Ben Shapiro is a modern Orthodox Jew. It's basically religious law to save yourself for marriage. But pleasuring your wife is also religious code, so he's breaking that

You guys gotta react to the Brent Rivera video you said you were gonna do last week or 2 weeks ago. I haven’t watched the bonus yet, so it may be in there, but if it isn’t, you guys gotta do it next time. Just commenting so you guys don’t forget haha.

The reason why smash mouth was filled with bikers it was the 80th annual motorcycle rally in Sturgis this week I live near Sturgis and there’s like 1 million bikers in the black Hills of South Dakota