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Ep 147 - Crying on Camera

🕑 Added 2020-08-06 22:59:38 +0000 UTC

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Robby Gibb

Codys zuck impression sounds like kermit the frog

actually wheezing at the deez nutz guy

i’m gonna be starting a petition for patreon to add a start stop feature tired of having to remember where i was if i stepped away from my phone

Andrae

Chili if your lurking we need Deez Nutz for donos

The vine thing gmfu like bruh imma junior and I get all of those references

Ava

you're reading much to deep into it lol also "chinese company that has been confirmed not to give information to the chinese government" it's hilarious that you think that is a trustworthy claim

Ava

im really gonna miss the ufc talk :(

you guys keep saying "not trying to be anti-china, butttt....." and I want you guys to really ask yourselves, why are we so concerned about china? Like seriously im not trolling. If you think about it, all these american companies sell your information everyday to giant groups that directly pay politicians and political parties to change your everyday lives. These PACTS arguably have more power and control over you and the politics and are just as corrupt as any overshore chinese company. So at the end of the day I want you to ask, "why do I care about chinese company so much? whats so different about a chinese company that has been confirmed not to give information to the chinese government for meddling, versus the american social media companies that do it every single day and arguably affect your life much much more. Im not saying yall anti-china and are buying into this anti-china propoganda but I want you guys to think about these implicit biases and why you care so much about tik tok and believe in such things that arent necessarily backed up.

Nathan

Just a little disclaimer about Dr. K: he is a psychiatrist practicing in the boston massachusetts, and everything on his stream is for educational purposes and entertainement purposes. Nothing on his stream is intended to be medical advice. If you have any mental health, psychiatric problem you should see a mental health professional and get evaluated.

Ethan

Been known for getting hard for 10

Sam Stark

Birds gonna fly and moles gonna dig, it's been my Instagram bio since. Not proud.

I think the podcast is called “Jacks of No Trade”

PortugalTheMark

Damn

How did they bring up vine quotes but forget Noel's legacy of "it's ya boy, skinny penis" is he ashamed of it or something?

Been famous for getting hard for 7 years

They should def add stickers to the merch drop

Copped the merch immediately

PortugalTheMark

Great episode! Uhh Xbox doesnt use Kinect anymore noel mate. They heard people didnt like it so they scraped it.

Miles

Deez what sir

CODY GOT HIM BACK

Adam

Best episode in soo long

Adam

This episode was the best one in soooo long. Plz go back to this type of podcasting. Got to say I was about to cancel my patreon bc I don’t even finish the episodes. This episode had me laughing the whole time

Oh Sh

Such a great a bit.

Everett

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I went to school for nutrition I'm definitely going to go listen to The Dietitian Project. Thx for recommending!

Colin Jebsen

That mygot flash animation, fuck I haven't thought about that in sooo long

Lizzie Volante

Cody starting the podcast with the hoodies draped over him got me good

okay hear me out. are vine references the dad jokes of our generation ??

is it just me or was this one of the best eps in a while? cody often zones out while noel is trying to explain or like start a bit but this time he actually paid attention and they were genuinely having fun. i fuckin loved it

Oh no

I wonder how noel wud feel if someone hacked his ig lul

StonedColdSteveAustin

i drive for Fed ex and what you said about delivery drivers is facts😂😂 we are on thin fucking ice at all times don’t fuck up my route😂😂

why did Patrick Stump comment

Friend of a friend's literal job is chatting with customers of a someone's only fans account. She gets paid to pretend to be this person and people think they're actually talking to the person in the photos and videos 😭 she's given nsfw photos to send them and everything

WHEN ARE YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO IM

Eli

Currently listening to the Relationship Advice bit while sitting at a law firm like: 👁👄👁

K

The joke you mentioned that you couldn’t remember was “bruhs gotta bruh, snaps gotta snap” I know this because I reference this to myself just about every day

as someone who is about to start their freshman year in college, and just applied for student loans for the first time... i may take your advice to heart and drop out

Jesse Crowell

lmao my buddy just showed me that cs video last week xD

Mads Lund

Noel should stop saying “red scare” when talking about China when what he’s talking about are objective facts

Jeffrey Ricklin

Chill cactus rep up

Anastasia

i would love to buy yalls merch but.... 20$ shipping ....my wallet aint that thick ;( looks damn fire tho

Nathan

Our podcast guy has to go through school and delay his podcast dream, sports are kinda dead right now with rona so this is his best time to finish school and get his degree

I wanna dance I wanna dance in the night I wanna dance I wanna rock that body

Marcel Blank

What do you mean? You can listen to the audio version via the patreon RSS feed

I love Cody talk about induction stove like some advance tech

i just got patreon and did not know i couldn’t listen to it outside of the app. going back to yt premium ig.

chill

first time i bought merch

sidawson .

actually just stack liters end by end for 1200 km and that works out to a cool 12 mil

Thevindu H

dang we didnt get to end it with the fibonacci number..

sidawson .

there are 1.2x10^15 liters in 1200 cubic kilometers, and 106,266 liters^1/3 in 1200 km

Lauren

wild to me seeing genuine worries abt china from people who have iphone with face ID, an alexa, and/or use facebook

Tmax

Suffering From Success - DJ Khaled

garret barber

It’s funny you talked about him playing Minecraft because the hackers actually started with scamming people on Minecraft

James Clark

I wouldn't know about you guys without vine. Been watching ever since though, and sticking it out until TMG finally gets in with Jamie and the Podfather.

magnets how do those work??!!

I’d sacrifice both my left and right nut to have someone pay for my rent while I go to school, and this dude is gonna throw that away just to talk about his favorite little soccer team, get tf out of here with your privileged ass

i’m playing minecraft rn and listening to the bit about having to destroy your favorite build in minecraft to join a hacker gang had me crying

vee

"birds gonna fly and moles gonna dig"

NRA buys tik tok

baked beans

JT M.

It doesn't drop until Friday they said.

yea myg0t still have a ton of dudes hacking tf2 servers since the source code leaked a couple months ago

that vine tweet gmfu. im not in hs anymore but come on

"he need some milk" got me on the floor crying

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Paige Graham

moles gonna dig and bruhs gonna snap

very pog champ episode fellas o7

most days i’m watching the podcast (rewatching old episodes at this point cause i’ve seen them all) instead of netflix tbh

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Thanks. Your guys' podcast is really helping me get through some bad times right now.

bro, he nailed it

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