Episode 88 - Short Kings Anthem
🕑 Added 2019-06-21 16:08:55 +0000 UTCSorry this took so long. Noel had his camera set to 4k so this video took forever to render but on the bright side you can zoom in and take a good look at our nose hairs if you want.
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Bryton Janissen
lol
Bryton Janissen
lol
Abigail Mulcahy
i cringed when noel used "a little sweet" to say curtis seems gay
💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
I'm a week younger than Cody and still haven't come to terms with my age. Don't do this to me, dawg.
danielle
grocery stores really are depressing as fuck for no reason
Hey! This podcast is funny and I enjoy it
the first 4 mins of this is absolutely miserable
Grand Rapids tomorrow who’s ready to turn the frigg up
Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)
Just to warn you guys there’s 30 fucking days in the second season of the Love Island game. If you guys never get around to it, we won’t be butthurt. You’re busy movin up 👑👑
LMFAOOOO
TMG
No I don’t cum into my socks
Did you guys ever play WoW bc i know you guys have talked about it, i just didn’t know if you guys ever played
Keegan Butler
hey y’all i’m a fellow short king appreciate y’all this song fr got me laid so thanks for that and y’all keep doing ur thing and i’ll see ya at the next show 😉
Andrae
Ay can we get a "new studio" vlog
So I woke up Saturday morning in a ton of pain. Eventually it had me nearly crying on my knees. At that point I told my wife we need to go to the hospital. Her response was “let me find my phone” upon exclaiming “fuck your phone” I called 911 on my own phone and woke up without my appendix. I was just wondering if there’s anything funny you guys can say about losing your appendix. Idk .. my challenge to you this week fellas.
Yo did y'all forget about Eminem when talking about serious rappers who straight up drop comedy in their bars? That was the whole point of the em/slim shady dichotomy.
TMG
aye no
Factor 50 is in relation to the phrase ‘laying it on thick’ which they use a lot as an analogy to sun block. Factor 50 is strong sun block implying that they are grafting hard with the other person
kat
noel as someone from scotland my ears beg you to go back and study hard the accent more before i have to hear that attempt again sdhfsjhd
Mitch Board
WHOS ON THE OTHER WALL
i’m gonna bleach my hair for the third toronto show so i can look like how stupid cody looks with bleached hair
can you guys do an episode with aleena and kelsey pleeeasssseee?
Noel, you should watch the GoT documentary they made. It's about the production of season 8. Its super interesting and looks exhausting.
existential crisis not even 5 minutes in
Hamzah
you guys should remake the dinner scene in Striking Vipers
Benjamin Lantz
Got the MAG tickets for the California show, can’t wait to see the OG Short Kings in person!!! (Also I’m 6’3” and have been thinking about making a shirt that’s something like ‘We Stand with Short Kings’🤷♂️)
Honestly I enjoy you guys releasing music and having it be more light hearted. I agree, people aren't used to that and don't know how to "react" to it bc its comedy but at the same time its actually good!!!
Sumair
cody really out here lookin like Hilary Clinton with brown hair
TMG
Lol
Eavanah Tyler
Guys don’t overthink too much! Just have fun with what you do 😊
Eavanah Tyler
Y’all having an existential crisis. 🤣
Jeremiah Hernandez
you guys need to watch “I think you should leave” on netflix I wanna hear what u guys have to say about it! it’s soooo fucking good
How can you watch love island?
We need the tmg nardwuar interview to finally figure out Noel’s race
cody’s legs are so hairy
TMG
It’s a popular sample. Kendrick, A.CHAL and others have used it
can't wait for Black Mirror to come out with Hand Clit episode
Angelique
what a ruse i really thought you moved when i listened to the audio
Just__Jonathan
Damn that crisp 4K quality 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼
hey bimbos i have a question about IFYB did y’all sample that or make it bc i found a song that sounds EXACTLY like it that came out a yr later and I’ve been thinking about this for days pls give me the answers I desire
melanie
cody out here looking like oliver from call me by your name. nice
Granit Krasniqi
i really like this higher quality even though it took longer to get up
You guys didnt respond to my comment so im canceling my 5$ subscription to this podcast. SMH you guys are terrible.
respond. to. my. fucking. dms. noel.
almost 30 year olds calling themselves dads for making corny jokes and occasionally forgetting things is the same thing as 25 year old girls calling themselves grandmas for being tired after a festival weekend change my mind
yo Noel, I finished Invisalign and it's amazing!! make sure you always have a pocket toothbrush and a tiny toothpaste, good luck king
MissBrandiBean
I like listening to your stuff because I have enough heavy shit in my life I don't need my music to add to it. It's nice to have music to match a mood, but I am only in a mood about 10% of the time so I need something for the in-between. I also appreciate clever lyrics, I find " comedy" "meme" rappers make some of the more clever lyrics, I like Oliver tree and yung gravy as well.. but look at Childish Gambino sure he has some serious stuff, but at the same time, he also created the line " my dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over E's" I always appreciate a good pun. my husband and I love your stuff. I dunno where I am going with this. good song
Bryton Janissen
man I never thought id be more uncomfortable with my life choices after watching 5 minutes of a damn podcast
Conor R.
Factor 5-50 is a rating for sun block. So like 0-50 is like tone down the heat
You gotta minus the money they give to managers, taxes, etc. it probably isn’t even close to that much
Jack Luthy
Love it! Also as a person w tits I agree that the tit grab makes u feel safe
Will Watson
We fr in these mfers head theyre questioning their youth. Senile old farts.
Hey guys just wanted t p[op in and remind you that we are nearing the end of June and was wondering when the May bonus episode was coming out?
Eavanah Tyler
yalls friendship gives me life
Gabriel Curnutt
Little more detail about Air Drake, it is a Boeing 767-200 leased through CargoJet. So he didn't purchase it specifically but has leased it through CargoJet. He still pays for operating costs but not the actual plane.
solace♡︎
cody and noel literally make 294,000 a year (each) from this podcast. i-
Erica Cuchna (Chuck-nah)
Fuck yeah love island season 2 I would’ve never known I deleted the app!
courtney
i loved this pod!! i really love hearing all the music talk. you guys don’t take enough credit for how great your music is and that u ARE creating innovative stuff and making it more mainstream. you, christian and spock are a great team. really proud of y’all ♥️♥️ no homo
Love me some short king nose hairs
Paige Graham
Pod episode, new song, and a music video I am being FED on my birthday
stream on twitch and finish the love island game szn 1 in one shot
kyra
this 4k makes me feel like I'm sitting with y'all
Alex Wall
This episode sponsored by ankles and Nintendo switch
Deegan Reeves
grocery stores set off my depression too!! thats so fucking crazy noel i didn't think anyone else got that feeling
2oV
Today is also Midsummer solstice for all the short kings.
song so good you’re making tall guys wish they were short
Love me a good existential crisis pod
Avery Leland
Wait, I thought everyone had a patented dump hole?!
2 for 2 on standing shows in Pittsburgh seeing you guys
jesus christ short kings anthem goes crazy and the video clean as hell congrats boys cant wait to see you guys in MTL (don't go eat at st hubert its so overrated)
Spencer Neblett
They got the girl from Vine to host the US Love Island Arielle Vandenberg, like how crazy is that? Can’t wait for Noel to host the US version of Naked Attraction lol
4’11
there isnt, the patreon app sucks real hard
what is the easiest way to watch this on mobile without it quitting every time i go back into the app?
Juan Meza
Anyone down for a VS match on Striking Vipers ? ;) 😏🍆
2oV
Also, the song slaps
Juan Meza
Sometimes there just way too much knee :(
2oV
I watched the audio, but you're wrong if you don't think I'm watching this too.
What height to you have to be to qualify as a short king?
Bayley Milsted
Hell yeh
Colin McClelland
Idk why but cody wearing shorts on the podcast is something I don’t enjoy seeing
Chris Carvajal
Quick lil flex in the description okay
i want to hear cody say you know the vibes ironically