Episode 63 - The Second Reality

Jacob Bultema

called striking vipers

micayla beavers

almost stricking vipers

Dallas Hayes

I think y'all missed sword art online lol

can we please talk about Cody's sound at 37:23 I'm fucking screaming

orange county public school, never had a drug ever come on campus but we had an on campus sheriff

William Miller

Hell yeah

Aced22

The drug dog would come to my school almost every week because we had tons of dudes that sold weed and I remember one day I was in the hall when they called a lockdown and before I could even think to get to class this kid Jose just comes sprinting down the hall with the drug dog and four other police officers chasing him.

Colin Dellario

Went to public high school in North Carolina, drug dogs every week to 2 weeks and normally would just walk through the parking lot

Colin Dellario

Went to public high school in North

romeo patterson

Aye so I Know y'all do live shows but a live stream pod on twitch would be fire

i second this question

little late too but never had drug dogs in toronto and everyone has drugs there, the most we have is therapy dogs

This show fucks

Cody McBride

What will happen to the podcasts once the tour starts?

What documentary were they talking about??

Amber Warnock

late but we had two sheriffs on campus and like 2 or 3 drug searches a semester

amanda

a lil late but my school has the metal detectors and dogs too and we basically have police in the hallways 24/7. im in new jersey btw

We have drug dogs come every month in my north jersey public high school

haggy new yearg

Yo me and my friend are going to the Lawrence show and we would 100% want some music and crowd surfing, we go to that venue a lot for shows and it's a great place to do it at

noel has the coolest hats

Josselin

Also I live in South Florida btw

Josselin

I didn’t have drug dogs at my high school but we had a number of cops posing as students,, I noticed it more when I was a freshman but I just assumed all senior high schoolers looked 40 and went with it

Ivan Lopez

Cody yelling "FREEZE" actually scared the shit out of me. Damn Cody, play a role as a cop someday!

I really want you guys to talk more shit to the free listeners so I get my money's worth.

why the fuck is noel just calling it fort , say the full name u sicko

Will Woodward

Yo Cody where did you get that jacket? It's fucking sick

Chris

We had drug dogs in Indiana come through a couple times a year and this was in a pretty nice suburban high school. We had to stay in the rooms during it and they would sniff out all the cars too. Some kids used to run to the bathroom if they saw cops out the window and flush anything they had on them

Hannah

in jr high we had drug dogs come in every few weeks and they would have us open our lockers and backpacks to check us. in 7th grade i saw a 9th grader get handcuffed for a weapon and some drugs once right in front of my english class.

Em

The drug dogs came to my school semi regularly. I never even fucking had weed on me and my lame ass would be paranoid about the tylenol in my backpack.

seriously zero security here

TMG

wait what did i say i forget

_Tess_

You asked for it Cody!

_Tess_

70 hours between two jobs one in accounting one in retail to make it in San Francisco and I have a 6 year old. I guess I could cancel this patron. Damn. Relax and do nothing? Ok

_Tess_

Cool.

so if only people with long scraggly hair can be interviewed.. y'all tryna get Russ on this bitch 🤔

CJ Nadolski

from south eastern Michigan, drug dogs came in about once a quarter for us, a sub-urbanized school

Why can’t I ever access these links

Peter McLeod

they brought drug dogs through the halls to search lockers like once every 2 weeks and theyd even have lockdown drills to keep kids in classrooms to search their lockers and then theyd bring the dogs to the parking lot and have them sniff out students cars, and if you were an athlete or in a club and got caught with something youd get kicked off the team and you could participate in the first place unless you signed off on all this smh fuck illinois

Jeremy

Watched a prayer before dawn, very good as he said. def recommend

David Scalia

my body is ready

Richard Joerger

We'd have drug dogs maybe once a month in my school in shit hole Pennsylvania.

Ethan Balingit

real bros

Thanks for a great year

Grady Bolton

this episode was surprisingly wholesome

I go to a public high school in Texas, and there are police and dogs there all the time it’s super weird

David Jimenez

it’s probably a socal thing, dogs would come in so often. I went to high school in burbank

Iryna Kozhokaryu

"We don't plan on buying Gucci flip-flops and tapping out early" -Noel Miller 2018

Stephanie Bandura

not to be sappy or anything but don’t worry too much about being funny bc we like you guys as people not just for the comedy lol ima go kill myself now have a good new year

Mae Godfrey

I know this sounds lame but seriously - try meditation if you feel burnt out and overwhelmed. Headspace is a really good app for it. <3

You guys get into your head too much about the comedy when I'd still jump to listen to you guys do some boring ass npr shit

Y'all deserve a break before you start touring. I love when y'all let out new shit of course but if you need to just relax then do it. Everyone will survive <3

Clara Robson

thank you guys for making this podcast, love it, love you, hope you guys have the best year. this january will be my 1 year as a patron, cant wait for another year! see you in atlanta!

Hoops Reference

You guys should try to find someone to animate that cameraman chase bit lmao that would actually be hysterical to watch

that cops cameraman bit actually had me CRYING laughing holy shit

I actually listen to Locals Only every single day lmao

Public high school in the Chicago suburbs. Never even saw them in high school. I've never seen a drug dog in my life.

Brian

Anytime Cody calls something a "paradigm shift" he kills it

I grew up in New Hampshire. We almost never had that happen unless there was a need. I remember once we had an impromptu assembly with the local weather man while they brought in a dog and ran it through the lockers.

I’ll be at the Lawrence show and would love to see bop out to a banger at the beginning of the show. Maybe super xan???

Jack Perdue

Really any game can be like hanging out with yohr friends, it just depends on how seriously you take it. Watch fitz play csgo, that shit is hilarious

we need a Q&A in this podcast

abby

Watch The Secret on Netflix. It’s about manifestation and the law of attraction

TMG

yeah we're doin eps on the road no worries

abby

Drug dogs come probably once a quarter too, except at least one person gets caught with weed in their car everytime. Super rich suburban school

Brent Johnson

Noel "and to that point" Miller

beastghost

MattySmokes should play the hyper kid, collab 2019

i went to public school in super white suburban Maryland. Once a month we would go on “lockdown” where the teachers would lock the door and you wouldnt be allowed to leave your classroom or go anywhere and they would bring the drug dogs down the hallways to smell the lockers. they usually never found anything IN the school but after that they would send the drug dogs through the fucking parking lot where all the seniors and juniors parked and they would always find something, usually like an old blunt or a bag with weed in it lol

Consuelo Ramirez

idk if this was ever addressed but does anyone know if we're getting episodes while they tour? It'd suck if they got burnt out trying to juggle recording the podcast and touring

Emilia Thompson

Also I went to a private school in Tallinn, Estonia and we had drug dogs once the entire time I was there.

Emilia Thompson

The hyper jokes will never not be funny. Hope that stays as a long-running bit

Gnarcos

We had drug dogs in my school all the time. But I live in Albuquerque NM so... yeah

mediocreson

Y’all talk about the neighbors but imagine what they think of y’all screaming and moaning

Damiën Smidt

That sketch idea from 23 min better become a real thing, was laughing my ass off

Charlie Stubbs

oh and while I have your attention I think y’all should get more conceptual next time around. it doesn’t have to be theatrical or anything but I would like to see some more thematic consistency. y’know, a full album experience rather than a collection of tracks. i know that’s easier said than done tho. If not that, then just some more abstract ideas. Gonna be hilarious no matter what

i’ve started watching love island on hulu and i’m hooked. thanks guys

Millie Beswick Wright

Australia on tour end of next year please and thank you.

Charlie Stubbs

Cody congrats on your first verse that’s better than Noel’s (Please Be A Hit) that song is stone cold. who produced? i’ve been bumpin the B side of the album every day. i really like the formant/pitch shifting y’all did with your vocals this time, it made your vocal transitions really seamless. Noel I also thought the “we packin’ dime a dozen” (or whatever you say) sample was super cool, it adds a bit of coherence to the whole thing. excellent work from you guys, of course it was funny AND it made the sound engineer in me very happy. I like this new direction and I wouldn’t be opposed to more serious songs in the future (like please be a hit)

Noel your shoes aren't tied

Flippin' heck, new TMG = brb world

These are staceys baby