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🕑 Added 2021-06-23 19:47:45 +0000 UTC

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Ha nice one!!!

Brian Pasternak

Oh poop! I can’t believe I missed the livestream! I have one for you Chibi. My daughter told me this one when she was 4yrs old. She’s 10 now and a huge TBM fan :) “What do people and frogs have in common? …they both croak.” ;)

Chibi belched during my question about Oceania! Thanks for keeping it classy, Chibi. :P

My favorite bad joke: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants. The bartender looks at him and says, hey man, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants? The pirate says "ARR! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Spirit

You guys should do standup as a side gig. Don't worry, we your fans will supply you with endless jokes. (Okay I'm joking at that last bit but no seriously you guys are funny lol)

Alien II, can I go now....

Why do elephants have big ears, because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.... sorry it's a very old joke

Not a question, but I'd love more Fly on the Wall videos

Don't need a rope, I live on a terraced street so I'll walk out my front door.... I've booked for Manchester and Wolverhampton, you could do 1 set one night and the other album the next???

Will there be a new album before you tour in the UK in November??

No rope but I have a list of people I'm gonna eat come the zombie apocalypse.... a joke or is it???

I can't seem to comment on YouTube. :( So what band would you guys love to tour with? My dream lineup would be The Cure, Deftones, and you guys. <3

any plans to record a live show, live album?

Where is the chat option

Good evening from the UK, a joke for you.... "my dad is getting a organ donor card, he's a man after my own heart"...

Thank you for answering my question<3

Best joke ever

Good afternoon, folks.

4:20 puff puff, pass